Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN GLEE OR THE SONGS FROM THIS MASH-UP! GET OFF MY BACK!...Sorry about that outburst…

Author's Note: Yay! More reviewers! This story has finally reached 100 reviews! So happy! This one is for Anne, Ellii51 (can I call you Ellii?), WishYouCouldBeALoserLikeMe (can I call you Alexx?), singmealullaby56 (what can I call you?), Caroline, and Alexandria. ~Jackie


"Okay ladies, so let's try out mash-up idea number one," Delilah announced when the girls met to practice Tuesday afternoon, passing out the lyrics sheets they'd typed up that morning. "I think it has real potential."

"I'm surprised you said that since you have to share the solo with Makayla," Melissa laughed and Delilah scowled before beginning.

(Delilah):

I got a pocket,

Got a pocket full of sunshine

I got a love and I know that it's all mine

Oh, oh, oh

Do what you want,

But you never gonna break me,

Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me

Oh, oh, oh

(All):

I'm walking on sunshine , wooah

I'm walking on sunshine, woooah

I'm walking on sunshine, woooah

and don't it feel good!

(Makayla):

I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true

and I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you

now I don't want you back for the weekend

not back for a day , no, no, no

I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay

(All):

I got a pocket,

Got a pocket full of sunshine

I got a love and I know that it's all mine

Oh, oh, oh

(Delilah):

There's a place that I go

Where nobody knows

Where the rivers flow

And I call it home

And there's no more lies

And darkness is light

And nobody cries

There's only butterflies

(All):

I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real

I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real

Take me away (take me away)

A secret place (a secret place)

A sweet escape (A sweet escape)

Take me away (take me away)

Take me away (take me away)

To better days (to better days)

Take me away (take me away)

My hiding place (my hiding place)

I'm on sunshine baby oh

I'm on sunshine baby oh

(Makayla):

The sun's on my side

Take me for a ride

I smile up to the sky

I know I'll be alright

Delilah shook her head. "No, just no, it's wrong, all wrong."

"It wasn't that bad," Schuyler argued. "I thought it was pretty good,"

"Our mothers already used 'Walking On Sunshine' with 'Halo' in the first ever boys vs. girls mash-up competition." Delilah said. "We should use something more original. Okay, now let's move onto idea number two…"

The girls groaned.


Elle ran into Sue's office fifteen minutes late, Delilah hadn't let her leave until she was sure their mash up was perfect. When she got there, Tina and Artie had already arrived, both looking incredibly confused.

"Sorry I'm late," Elle said, standing next to Sue loyally and pulling out her phone. "Streisand Wannabe was being her usual controlling self." She nodded curtly to the two adults who seemed even more puzzled now that she'd shown up. "Should we get to the point, Coach, put them out of their misery?"

"Sure Barbie," said Sue. "I was just talking to Girl Chang and Wheels about the similarities between the glee club's singing and the humpback whales' mating calls." Elle snorted and Sue turned to address Tina and Artie. "I have asked you here to tell you quite a shocking tidbit of information, regarding your children, Asian Junior and White Rapper." She turned back to Elle. "Blondie, the evidence please."

Elle opened her videos on her phone, selecting the right one. She smirked and showed it to Tina and Artie. The video was of Makayla and Austin's argument yesterday, after a few pitch changes it was a near perfect clip.. Tina's eyes went wide and Artie's jaw dropped as they listened.

"Hey. How's my girl today?"

"Baby, what are you doing? We're at school, what if someone sees? I'm not ready to tell my parents about us yet."

"When are you going to tell them? We've been dating for weeks, Makayla. I love you."

"I'm not ready. My mom dated your dad, remember?"

"What does that have to do with us?"

"They're our parents, it has everything to do with us."

"Well, if you can't tell them about us, and you can't look at me and tell me you love me back, I don't know if I can be your boyfriend anymore."

"You just told me you loved me, are you seriously breaking up with me?"

"I don't know, I'll call you later okay? Or are you too worried your parents might pick up the phone?"

Elle and Sue shared a look and Elle turned the video off. She smiled devilishly, showing her teeth. "Well, it seems the two of you have been lied to,"

Artie seemed frozen in place while Tina rose in her seat. "I swear, I didn't know anything about-" He began, but she was already halfway out the door by the time he got the words out. Artie nodded to Sue and mumbled something that sounded like 'goodbye' to Elle, before rolling out of the room himself.

"I'm impressed, Elle," Sue said. "Keep this up, and the glee club will be over by morning, and you'll have a new set of pom-poms and title,"