The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S2 E14a: Chica's Ring
Team Fazbear relaxed. AGAIN! Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy and FRED played Battle Adventureres REVENGE. Freddy and Bonnie were dead, and it was Foxy and Fred left playing. Foxy got a Power-Up. It was a Boulder.
"UGH!" Foxy grunted. "Why do I keep getting boulders!" Foxy used the Boulder Power-Up.
The only thing the Boulder does is roll. It does a good amount of damage, but you can just jump over it to dodge it. Fred jumped over the Boulder that Foxy thew. Fred had a Missile. Missles are Different because they Go straight, they do more damage, and they fly really fast. Homing Missles do less damage, they chase players, and they fly slower. Fred used the Missle. Foxy got hit!
"CRAP!" Foxy yelled. He lost a life.
In the game, you have 5 lives, and a health bar. When the health bar gets empty, you lose a life. Foxy had ONE life left.
"FRED! FRED!" Bonnie and Freddy chanted.
Foxy started to sweat. Foxy repawned next to a Power-Up. Foxy got a LIFE! He used it.
"YES!" Foxy quickly got up and twerked. He sat back down and continued playing.
"60 SECONDS LEFT!" The game said.
If time runs out, FRED wins since he has MORE lives than Foxy. Fred got a Power-Up and he got a MISSILE!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Foxy screamed.
"HA HA!" Fred laughed.
"NO." Foxy pressed the power button the console.
"GRRR!" Fred punched Foxy.
"OW!" Foxy got a bruise on his arm.
"HA!" Freddy skinned his teeth.
*BANG!*
Chica opened the door. She came. "Hi Guys!" She said.
Fred got up to leave. He didn't want Chica to be near him.
"I know you guys are probably curious about what's in this box?" Chica showed them the box.
Nobody cared. Freddy left to go to the kitchen. Bonnie went upstairs. Foxy went in the bathroom. Fred went in the basement.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chica screamed.
LATER...
It was Dinner Time. Chica made Spaghetti. Chica watched them eat.
"What?" Foxy asked.
Chica put the box on the table. Foxy looked at the box, but then continued eating. Chica picked up the box and shook it.
*SHAKE!* *SHAKE!*
Nobody payed attention. Chica banged the box on the table.
*BANG!* *BANG!*
Nobody looked STILL. Chica was MAD.
"HEY FREDDY!" Chica asked.
"Whaaat!" Freddy was angry.
"Guess what's in this box?"
"Oh no, what's in it..." Freddy was sarcastic.
"GUESS!" Chica told him.
"Uh, a book." Freddy said. "There, I guessed, now leave."
"BUT-"
"BYE!" Freddy pushed Chica.
"AAAAAAAAA!" Chica stamped her feet like a dummy. "HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICED THIS BOX!"
"No." They all said.
Chica opened the box.
*SHINE!*
What could it be? The sparkles and shines disappeared. What was it? It was a RING!
"Cool, a ring." Fred said. Fred finished eating. He put his plates in the sink and then left. Freddy, Bonnie and Foxy did the same.
"AAAAAA!" Chica screamed. Chica read online that if a woman wears a ring, and she isn't Married, she should be respected for LIFE. "I AM WEARING A RING!" Chica put the ring on her finger.
"So you're married?" Foxy asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Chica screamed again. She grabbed the plates and threw them on the floor.
*CRACK!*
Chica thought that the thing she read online would work.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Freddy shouted. "You have a ring, cool! It looks nice on you."
Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy and Fred left.
"Yes!" Chica said. "I can smell that respect."
THE NEXT DAY...
"I'm going to the bank." Chica put on her coat and swiped the keys.
Nobody cared.
"I'm going to leave my ring...OUT IN THE OPEN...on the table..." Chica said.
Nobody cared.
"I hope you guys don't TOUCH my ring!" Chica said.
Nothing.
Chica was mad. She was testing to see what she read online was true. Chica picked up the table.
"What are you doing?"
*SMASH!* *POW!*
Chica destroyed the table. Nobody said anything.
"DE DE DE DE HOY HAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Chica jumped in the air and screamed.
*POW!* *POW!* *CRASH!* *SMASH!*
Chica destroyed the kitchen.
"COO COO HA HA LOU LOU DO DO HE AHAY!" Chica destroyed the kitchen more.
Chica stopped. She panted.
*ZOOM!*
She ran out of the hideout, off to the bank, Freddy, Bonnie and Foxy sat there.
ONE SECOND LATER...
Freddy, Bonnie and Foxy jumped up.
"Chica left her ring here." Foxy pointed.
"I know." Bonnie said.
"What do we do with it?" Freddy asked.
"Let's see if it fits us." Foxy grabbed it.
"Wait!" Bonnie yelped. "Didn't Chica not want us to touch it?"
"No." Freddy and Bonnie said.
Foxy FORCED the ring on his finger. "Come on, come on!"
*POP!*
"AAAA!" Foxy said. "It's a bit small."
"Cause Chica has baby fingers." Freddy nudged Bonnie.
Bonnie scooched away from Freddy. Foxy tried to pull the ring off. "GRR..." He grunted.
"I'll help you." Freddy pulled the ring.
*POP!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Foxy's finger was red. "THAT HURT!"
"Sorry." Freddy handed Bonnie the ring.
Bonnie slid the ring on. It was a perfect fit!
"AAAH." Bonnie said.
Freddy pulled the ring off of Bonnie's hand. Freddy put it on his finger.
"GRRRRR..." Freddy forced it on.
"Dude, it's going to squeeze your finger." Foxy pointed.
"I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! UGH!" Freddy continued to force the ring on his finger.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Freddy grunted. The ring was halfway on his finger.
"Your hands are too big!" Bonnie bit a carrot.
Foxy took the carrot and ate it. "GULP."
"Oh." Bonnie thought.
The top area of Freddy's finger turned BLUE!
"Dude, you are squeezing your blood away from the top of your finger!" Bonnie said. "Take the ring off!"
"NO." Freddy grunted. "I-gotta get it on."
*POP!*
The ring was on. Freddy's WHOLE finger was blue.
"AAAAA!" Bonnie fainted.
"Relax guys, I can't feel anything." Freddy folded his arms. "Well, I can take it off now."
Freddy pulled on the ring.
"I said, I can take it off now..." Freddy pulled. NOTHING!
"GRRRRRAAAAA!" Freddy tugged hard.
*THUD!*
Freddy fell on the ground. "GUYS, I CAN'T GET THE RING OFF!"
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Foxy and Bonnie screamed so everyone can hear.
Chica was at the bank. "Meh." Chica said. "Now where's my Debit Card?" She looked in her purse.
"DON'T WORRY!" Foxy grabbed a chainsaw.
*RRRRRR!*
"STOP!" Freddy shouted.
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!*
NOTHING!
"That ring is made of PLATINUM!" Bonnie pointed.
MEANWHILE...
Chica was at the bank. "Here's your $1,000." The teller said. "The $9,000 were added to your account."
"Thank you." Chica took the $1,000. Chica was RICH!
Chica got the reciept. On the reciept said: "Balance: $34,153,245." Chica only used that money to pay for bills, rent, and charity as well. Chica walked HOME!
*BANG!* *BANG!*
Foxy and Bonnie tried to get the ring off.
*POW!*
Fred's fist was through the Basement door. "STOP!" He screamed.
Everyone stopped. Because when Fred says "Stop", you STOP.
"WHY ARE YOU MAKING SO MUCH NOOOOIISE?" Fred screamed so loud that the hideout SHOOK.
*BANG!*
Fred screamed too loud that the whole living room and kitchen got messed up.
*BANG!* *CRASH!*
Fred went back in the basement.
"Ugly." Foxy said.
*BANG!*
An IRON was thrown at Foxy.
"THAT'S IT! I GOT IT!" Foxy grabbed the iron and touched it against the ring.
*SIZZLE!* *SIZZLE!*
"What's that?" Bonnie asked.
*BANG!*
Chica's ring had LAVA inside of it! It exploded!
*BANG!* *BOOM!* *BANG!* *BOOM!* *BANG!* *BOOM!* *BANG!* *BOOM!*
Team Fazbear's hideout EXPLODED! Debris was everywhere.
"Mommy can I play there?" A little boy asked their mother.
"Yes, you may." The mother pushed her child into Team Fazbear's hideout, which was EXPLODING.
*BANG!*
The kid flew in the air. "AWESOME!" He took a selfie. WAIT, WHAT?
Chica was on the street. She whisled. Chica opened the door to the hideout. She saw Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy and MAD Fred. Bonnie and Foxy were holding Chica's ring. Her ring had cracked inside and the lava dripped out.
"Hey Chica." Foxy said. "I got your ring off of Freddy's Finger."
"FOXY!" Fred, Freddy and Bonnie screamed.
*POW!*
Fred punched Foxy in his BACK. Foxy fell down. Chica stood there and looked at everything.
"Sorry." Bonnie said.
"SORRY?" Chica breathed heavily. "SORRY?"
"Yeah..." Freddy said.
"OOOH OOOH! OOOH OOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH!" Chica jumped up and down. "KEE KEE DOO HUUUU LA LA PEE HARJE BOY BOY DOY DOY YOU POO DOO DOO!" Chica jumped up and screamed she beat them all up.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S2 E14b: The PUPle Problem
Team Fazbear relaxed. Bonnie came from the kitchen.
"Celery and Peanut Butter!" Bonnie held a tray.
"OOPS." Foxy smacked it out of his hands.
*SMACK!* *CRASH!*
Bonnie went in the kitchen and got another tray.
"I knew you were going to do that, do I made twice as much." Bonnie bit the celery and peanut butter.
Freddy took one out of the tray and ate it.
"Of course Freddy has to eat it." Foxy rolled his eyes. "He's Fat, so he needs to eat vegetables."
Freddy didn't listen to Foxy. Freddy continued to eat the Celery and Peanut Butter.
*BANG!*
Fred's fist was through the basement door. He walked out and went in the kitchen.
"He needs to stop doing that!" Chica grabbed wood, a hammer, and nails.
Fred came out of the kitchen. He was holding a pack of BEEF JERKY.
*ZOOM!*
Foxy ran next to Fred. "Can I have some?" Foxy asked.
Fred dumped some Beef Jerky inside of Foxy's hand.
*GULP!*
Foxy ate it quickly. "HOT AND STRONG!" FOXY said.
Bonnie was angry. Bonnie wanted to be the only one who was Hot and Strong. Chica got up. Chica wanted to be just like Fred.
"I'll have some!" Chica walked to Fred. Chica dug in the Bag of Beef Jerky. Chica took a LOT!
"You have to eat all of that." Fred told her. "You're not putting that back inside of the bag.
Chica ate a piece of Beef Jerky. It was NASTY! Chica shuddered.
"Gross..." Chica thought.
"Ill eat that!" Foxy took it out of Chica's hand. "AAAH." He said.
The alarm rang!
"There are thieves inside of the Bank!" Freddy ran out of the hideout.
Bonnie ate all of the Celery and Peanut Butter. He ran with them.
MEANWHILE...
There were three thieves in the bank.
"NOBODY MOVE!" The thieves yelled. They had a Chainsaw! "DON'T MOVE!"
A person attempted to run out of the bank.
"I SAW YOU!" The thief ran to him with a Chainsaw.
"STOP!" The person yelled. "I went to College!"
*RRRRRRRRR!*
The man's clothing was shaved off, and he was in his underwear. The thief with the Chainsaw walked to the counter.
"Put it all in the bag." The thief had a bag.
The teller quickly put Money in the bag. The teller ran away.
"Time to vandalize." The thief put down the bag with the money and started up the chainsaw.
*RRRRRR!* *BANG!*
"Team Fazbear's here!" Freddy burst through.
"RUN!" The thief yelled.
*ZOOM!*
2 thieves ran away. WITH the money. Team Fazbear just STOOD there.
"Oh." Bonnie said.
There was one thief left. Freddy turned him around. That thief was Purple Guy!
"YES!" Purple Guy yelled. Purple Guy had an Obliterator! He aimed it at Team Fazbear. "Finally, I get to destroy you! This is the ultimate plan yet! There is a crime, you come, and BOOM. You get lured in my trap!"
"We actually did this already." Blue Guy told him.
*POW!*
Purple Guy smacked Blue Guy on his Butt.
"Stop smacking me! I'm not a kid, I'm 20!" Blue Guy yelled.
"Once you're with me, you are a kid, and I am your DADDY!" Purple Guy said. "BEND DOWN."
"Whoa." Red Guy thought.
"Can I stop bending down now?" Blue Guy asked. "My back hurts."
"No."
Purple Guy went back to Team Fazbear, but they were GONE.
"HUH?" He looked around.
*POW!*
Team Fazbear was behind him. They punched Purple Guy down. His plan to destroy Team Fazbear FAILED again. Purple Guy was back at his lair.
"Stupid Team Fazbear." Purple Guy shouted. "How am I supposed to take over the world then they keep coming to stop me!"
"I don't know." Rolinda said. She had to stay at the Lair.
*DING DONG!*
The doorbell rung.
"Uh, Fridge you ordered." The postman said.
Purple Guy took the fridge.
"Sign here." The postman told him.
"No."
Purple Guy slammed the door to his lair.
"I hate my job." The postman walked away.
Purple Guy opened the package.
*SHINE!*
Light shined in his eyes. The fridge was beautiful! Purple Guy cried. "This is the most...I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT! "
Rolinda shoved Purple Guy out of the way. "It's mine." Rolinda took the Fridge.
"How did you pay for it?" Purple Guy asked.
"I used your Debit Card." Blue Guy folded his arms.
"WHAT?" Purple Guy screamed.
*BANG!*
Blue Guy was thrown in a room.
"You are NOT allowed to leave this room until ONE WEEK." Purple Guy slammed the door.
*SLAM!*
"It's dark in here!" Blue Guy screamed.
*LICK!*
Something licked the inside of his Butt.
"Red Guy?" Blue Guy asked.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *POW!* *PUNCH!*
"AAAAAAAAAA!" He screamed. It was a WOLF!
Purple Guy sighed and sat down. "I need something to get my mind of off Team Fazbear. I need a normal life."
"No!" Red Guy shouted. "Remember what happened last time?"
"Oh yeah." Purple Guy remembered. "Well maybe...I need a Pet or something."
"PET!" Red Guy said. "I guess that's okay."
"Brilliant." Purple Guy jumped on the computer. He looked for pets online at " ". Purple Guy saw cats, but only Black cats were available for adoption online. Purple Guy HATED black.
"What about a hamster or Guinea Pig?" Rolinda asked. "They are cool."
*BANG!*
Rolinda was thrown in the same room with Blue Guy.
"How about a dog?" Red Guy asked.
*BANG!*
Red Guy was thrown in the same room with Blue Guy and Rolinda. Purple Guy thought for a minute.
"Actually, Dogs won't be that bad!" Purple Guy jumped back on the computer.
Purple Guy searched for dogs on a site called "Buy Pets." He saw DOZENS of cute dogs, but they weren't his type. Purple Guy typed "Dogs for Purple People" in the search box. It look a few seconds to load. Purple Guy crossed his fingers. There was ONE Search result. The one search result was a Norwich Terrier. Purple Guy's eyes sparkled.
"OH..." Purple Guy cried. "THIS PUPPY IS SO CUTE!"
Purple Guy clicked on the picture of the puppy. Purple Guy clicked on the "Adopt" button. The same puppy was on HOLD for 34 OTHER people!
"Oh no..." Purple Guy said. The only way to see if he COULD win the dog, he had to pay. The puppy was $29.99.
Purple Guy typed his Debit Card number. But an error message popped up.
"Insufficient amount of money on card." Purple Guy read the message. "BLUE GUY!" He shouted.
Purple Guy got up to go to the closet and beat up Blue Guy. But Purple Guy notitced that Rolinda's Purse was on the table. Purple Guy looked in the Purse. He took her wallet, and pulled out her Credit Card. "GOOD." Purple Guy typed it in on the website. He bought the dog. But a message poped up.
"CONTRADULATIONS!" Purple Guy read it. "You are the lucky buyer, and you won the dog!" Purple Guy fainted.
1 WEEK LATER...
Purple Guy got the dog. Since 1 Week Passed, he had to let out Blue, Red Guy, and Rolinda.
"Sign Here." The postman said.
*SLAM!*
"MOM!" The postman shouted. "This guy won't sign for the order!"
Purple Guy opened the cage. The dog ran out.
*BARK!*
"OH COME HERE!" Purple Guy let out his arms.
The dog licked Purple Guy.
"You have to let him smell you first!" Blue Guy told him.
"DOGGY, ATTACK." Purple Guy pointed to Blue Guy.
"STOP!" Blue Guy turned around.
*BITE!* *BITE!*
Blue Guy was attacked by the dog. "BAD DOG!" He told the dog.
*BITE!* *BITE!*
"UHH..." Blue Guy fell.
"HA!" Purple Guy skinned his teeth. "It can help attack people for me too!"
"What will you call him?" Red Guy asked.
"I'll call him, Doggy." Purple Guy petted the dog.
*LICK!*
"Doggy, Attack Purple Guy." Blue Guy said.
*BITE!*
Doggy bit Blue Guy's Butt.
"HOLY SNICKERS!" Blue Guy jumped up. "That's my Weak SPOT!"
"Shall we walk, Doggy?" Purple Guy grabbed a leash.
*BARK!*
They left.
LATER...
Purple Guy walked on the street with Doggy. Purple Guy whisled.
"Nice Doggy." A man told him. "What's his name?"
"Doggy." Purple Guy answered.
"Oh." The man said. "Can I pet him?"
"NO." Purple Guy yelled at him. "DOGGY, ATTACK!"
"AAAAAAAA!" The man ran away.
*BITE!* *BITE!*
Doggy came back with the man's shoe. Purple Guy walked on the street. He saw a newsstand.
"2 Chocolate Bars Please." Purple Guy asked.
"Here you go." The vendor gave it to him. "That would be $4." The Vendor noticed Purple Guy's dog.
"Nice dog, bro!" The Vendor told him. "Since he is so nice, I'll give you these for free!"
"Thanks." Purple Guy took the Chocolate Bars. "ATTACK."
*BITE!* *BITE!*
Doggy attacked the Vendor.
"You can't do that!" The Vendor collasped. "I WENT TO COLLEGE."
Purple Guy opened the Chocolate Bar and bit it.
"THIS IS GOOD!" Purple Guy shouted out. "TRY SOME!" He shoved it in his dog's mouth.
The dog ate it.
*BARK!*
The Dog at the whole Chocolate Bar. They continued to walk on the street. TEAM FAZBEAR was there. They were walking to the park, but they noticed Purple Guy with his dog.
"Purple Guy has a dog!" Freddy pointed to Purple Guy across the street.
"He is probably using it for evil!" Chica yelled. "Since the dog is so cute, he can take advantage of that!"
"Well, Purple Guy isn't tricking us this time!" Bonnie cracked his neck.
"Let's stop him before his plan goes into action." Foxy ran there.
Team Fazbear walked to PG across the Street.
"I love you, Doggy." PG bent down and kissed him
*SMOOCH!*
Team Fazbear came.
"Hi!" Purple Guy was in a good mood.
Team Fazbear wasn't. "We know WHAT you're up to." Freddy took Doggy.
"HEY! Why are you stealing Doggy?" Purple Guy yelled.
"Doggy?" Bonnie snickered. "That's his name?"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Team Fazbear had one good laugh there.
"Well, what am I supposed to name him? Dog?" Purple Guy shrugged.
"HE HE HE!" Freddy went in Purple Guy's face and giggled.
"HOY HOY HE HE HAY HAY LA!" Foxy laughed in his face.
"Stop!" Purple Guy was MAD. He Punched Freddy.
*POW!*
Doggy dropped to the floor.
"I bought this DOG with my OWN money, so I can live a normal life. I'm tired of failing to destroy YOU, and then you just take him away? Are you serious?" Purple Guy stood up to them.
"YES." Freddy said.
*SWIPE!*
Freddy took Doggy. Chica kicked Purple Guy down. Foxy spit on him. Bonnie grabbed toothpaste and squirted it on his body.
"STOP!" Purple Guy laid on the floor on cried.
Team Fazbear gave Doggy back to the adoption center. They got FULL REFUND. Purple Guy walked back to his lair.
"HA!" Blue Guy laughed at him.
"What happened to Doggy?" Rolinda asked.
"STUPID TEAM FAZBEAR TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!" Purple Guy stamped his feet."THEY ARE ON MY NERVES!"
"Oh." Blue Guy said.
"Yup." Purple Guy cracked his neck. "In fact, I'm gunna try to destroy them NOW."
Purple Guy grabbed his Fireball Launcher.
"Well, we got old Purple Guy back. Again." Rolinda said.
"Yeah." Red Guy bit into a Snickers bar.
"HOLY SNICKERS!" Blue Guy yelled in his face.