Naraku's Mind Games

The library

Kagome stood speechless as she viewed the huge library in front of her.

"Oh wow!" she breathed.

"Yeah….it's a bit big." Inuyasha said.

"A bit? It's the biggest library I have ever seen!"

"This is nothing. The secret library is even bigger then this!"

"Ok, so back on track. The secret portion of the castle. Where is it?"

"There IS supposed to be like a swinging bookshelf, or a sliding wall, or a door that looks like a wall, or a window that is actually the doorway."

"Those are an awful lot of choices to look for." Kagome rolled her eyes.

"So, what do we do now?" Inuyasha asked.

"Um….randomly crash into walls looking for doors?"

"Har har. Very funny. No seriously, what are we going to do? What's the plan?"

He turned serious.

"Inuyasha, that is the plan!"

"Well that's the stupidest plan I've ever heard of!"

Kagome put her hands on her hips. " I don't see you coming up with a better one!"

Inuyasha scratched his head. "Good point."

In the next two hours, they were able to search a tenth of the library, pushing at every stone they could reach, pulling out books, bumping into walls, etc.

After that exhausting workout, Kagome was really annoyed.

"JAKEN!" she screamed, summoning the little servant.

"Jaken shall not be expected to attend to hum-" he spluttered as Kagome caught him with her foot on his throat.

"Where's the s-" Inuyasha had just clamped his hand on her mouth.

"Ok, toad, you go." Jaken scurried away.

Kagome wrenched his hand off her mouth. "Inuyasha-"

"Look, we can't go around asking everybody for instructions there! It SECRET, remember?"

"Oh…yeah…" she looked crestfallen.

"Why don't we search the library other how?"

They wandered through the fiction, non-fiction, old records, and finally the frightening sappy poetry section too.

"This sucks. I'm dead tired now, and I have no idea where the damn library is." she said as she slid to the ground, leaning on the wall.

She picked up a random book and threw it on the opposite wall to release her temper. She wasn't expecting a portion of the wall to drop and move out of the way. So when it did, she let out a long string of curses which came form the long association with Inuyasha.

"Damn you!" she cursed as she staggered over to the entrance. She had half a mind to not even go inside because of the annoyance the secret library had cause her, but then her curiosity easily overpowered that urge.

The inside of the secret library was even grander then the other one. It almost thrice as large, with doors leading off on the sides. The ceiling was covered in exquisite paintings, and silken clothes decorated the walls. There were pillows on the huge lush green carpet, making an elegant combination with the brown wood of the bookshelves and the white colored pillows.

On top of each elegant maghony door was a golden plate which said where the door led to in kanji.

After looking at the various places, including training grounds, they kicked open the door and ventured in.

It was a grey stony hall with a weapon rack on one side, and there were a few demons dueling each other to the corner.

Once Inuyasha walked in, they bowed and greeted him, "Good evening prince Inuyasha. How nice it is to see you!" a taller bear demon said.

"Hey." said Inuyasha, his voice gruff. "You know I never went for the whole bowing prince Inuyasha thing. Get up Warmog."

The bears demons stood up and the one named Warmog embraced Inuyasha.

"Challenge you a duel? I'd like to see how much you've improved in the past about……a hundred years before I last challenged you."

Inuyasha smirked. "Sure, but some other time. We," he motioned to Kagome, "we looking around the castle. Ill come back some other time."

Warmog grinned and bowed again. "You know that ticks me off?" Inuyasha said irritably.

"That's why I do it, prince." Warmog grinned again.

"Come on Kagome. Let's leave this old geezer to his elegant fantasies." he called Kagome by the weapon rack.

"So….do you still like pointy things?" he asked with a twinkle in his eye.

Kagome blushed as she was rudely reminded of the time when Sorai caught them all, drunk, on tape, with Kagome running around with tensiuga shouting 'I like pointy things!'

"Uh…..yeah…. I guess.." she said.

"here!" he handed him a light metal katana and grabbed a wooden one himself.

"We're gonna spar!" he exclaimed, almost giddy.

Kagome backed away. "Oh no we're not…." she said nervously, her hand shaking at the katana.

"Oh come on…..please?" He looked so pitiful that Kagome agreed.

His expression changed suddenly when he grabbed his wooden katana with a self assured smirk and proposed that they bet a batch of chocolate on who won. "I've wanted to do this ever since I knew your love for pointy things." he added.

Kagome resultantly agreed. She knew she had NO CHANCE against Inuyasha, but he seemed so childishly happy that she agreed to give him his precious chocolate.

And so they sparred. By the end of ten minutes, Kagome was out of breath, and on the padded floor for the thousandth time. She had, however, through the element of surprise, managed to give Inuyasha a small dot on the shoulder. Pity she couldn't sit him…. But then it was only fair seeing as he only used a hundredth of his strength and energy on her.

"You can have your damn chocolate!" she announced to him while he carried her back to her room. She was waaayy to tired to walk to her room as of now.

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Kagome stormed through the hallways, shouting at the top of her voice, "SESSHOMARU! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

A white figure darted up and shut her mouth for her. "What do you want, miko? Why are you waking up the entire castle?" he shook her a bit.

"Get your hand off me, first of all." she said and shoved Sesshomaru's clawed hand off her mouth.

Second, I was wondering how we are going to get Naraku now? Its been almost five days at your castle and we aren't even getting a lead on, neither have we been switched!

Sesshomaru stared at her. You woke me and my entire castle up at three in the morning to ask me that?

Yes, yes I did. She replied, defiant.

Look miko. I am sleepy. I have no idea what is going on right now. I am having trouble concentrating. So why don't you do the entire castle a favor and go to sleep!

I'm not sleepy! She complained.

That's it. He picked her up from the waist and flung her over his shoulder.

She pounded on his back. Put me down! Where are you taking me?

He stayed silent.

Five minutes later she was just giving him glares. She had tried pounding on his back, screaming, pinching, even tickling didn't work! She didn't dare subdue him for fear of landing under him again, like the many other previous times.

Finally he stopped outside her room. He opened the door, rummaged through the closet for something long, tied her down with it, threw her on the bed and wishing her goodnight, walked out the door.

Why that little! How dare he tie me to my bed!

I only tied you down because you woke me up, and you said you weren't sleepy, so I made sure that at least you couldn't move around.

Get over here and cut me free!

No. And as to your question, we will stay here until we catch a minion again, or get a lead on, or at least until the swap occurs again.

And how long do you think that would be?

It depends. We may be gone as early as two days later, or we may be here for a week or two more. After that, I think Inuyasha would not wait and take you jewel hunting again.

Ok, now come over here and untie me, and I promise I won't go out of my room.

Not a chance.

Please? Pretty please?

No.

You'll regret it.

Try what you might.

With that he walked off to his room to go to sleep.

After barely ten minutes of peaceful bliss, a voice pierced through the silence with amazing shrillness.

"WAKE UP EVERY ONE IN ROYAL FROSTBITE'S CASTLE! TIME TO RISE AND SHINE HERE, GET UP TO DO YOUR WORK OR LAZE ABOUT LIKE HE DOES ALL THE TIME!

NOW, AS YOU GET UP, YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IN EACH ROOM THERE IS BOX UNDER THE BED CONTIANING A PIECE OF JAKEN!

YES, I HAVE BRUTALLY MURDERED JAKEN AND CUT HIM UP SO ALL GET A PIECE! ISNT THAT JUST SO SWEET OF ME?"

A few grumbles at that announcement. No one really cared for Jaken.

Poor Imp.

"IF YOU HAVE NOT FOUND THE BOX BY NOW, YOU ARE:-

A. STUPID

B. BLIND

C. STUPID AND BLIND

OR, D. BALD LIKE SESSHOMARU!!"

She cackled loudly.

Sesshomaru groaned. The miko's lung and voice power was astonishingly loud, and it didn't help that the castle was full of demons with extremely sensitive hearing. Knowing HER stubborn personality, she was very unlikely to shut up anytime soon.

He groaned again and rolled off the bed. He would have to shut that miko up himself.

" SO AS I WAS SAYING, THERE IS A PIECE OF JAKEN IN THE BOX. PLEASE PROCEED TO EAT IT. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE A TERRIBLE CURSE THAT SOME GOD FORSAKEN PIECE OF SHIT ENCHANTRESS IS GONNA CAST ON THIS ENTIRE CASTLE 'CAUSE SESSHOMARU THE BRAT WOULDENT LEY HER PET HIS FLUFFY. HE IS A MORON ISN'T HE?"

Sesshomaru groaned louder and threw on a decent robe.

"OR YOU CAN RUN TO SESSHOMARU'S OFICE IN YOUR UNDIES AND ESCAPE THE CURSE THAT WILL TURN YOU BALD THERE! YOUR CHOICE FOLKS!"

She put in a newscaster voice. "THIS WAS A PUBLIC EDUCATION SERVICE DONE BY KAGOME YOURS TRULY. HUGS AND KISSES, I LOVE YOU ALL TO DEATH ( LITERALLY) OR TURNING BALD, AND I HOPE YOU ALL ESCAPE THE CURSE! SEE YA!"

There was a unnatural silence. Then was a lot of grumbling and whispering for as far as Kagome could hear.

She snickered and screamed with her already hoarse voice, " P.S. I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS SONG WITH YOU,

JINGLE BELLS
SOMEONE SMELLS
ROBIN LAYED AN EGG!

OH WHAT FUN-GMPH!"

Sesshomaru had just stormed to her room and stuffed a gag in her mouth.

What do you think you're doing? He asked dangerously.

Uh, singing modified Christmas carols? She offered.

My point being, SHUT UP!

You can't make me! She challenged, and spit out her gag.

"INUYASHA! HELP! YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BROTHER IS TRYING TO MURDER ME AGAIN!" she screamed before he stuffed the gag back in her mouth, locked her door from the outside and ran up to sleep before she could say 'sleep deprived'. (even if she didn't have a gag in her mouth)

Inuyasha slid and knocked the door down while hero music played in the background. He had a French handsome moustache, his hair half thrown over his face, his chest thrown out in pride, and said in a deep voice, "'Tis I, Inuyasha, come to save the pretty damsel in distress from my evil step brother!" he brandished his sword and leapt into the darkness, ready to fight his life away for the pretty maiden. With one stroke he killed the evil dragon step-brother, and carried the damsel away to safety where they fell in love and lived happily ever after.

JUST KIDDING! (a/n: boy that was fun!; oh, and that's about the best fluff I can do. Ok….wait for it….there is fluff coming soon….in another chapter. So don't get on my back.)

Inuyasha slid by the door a millisecond after his brother left. He knocked at the door and asked softly, "Kagome? Are you ok?" he heard some muffled sounds and decided to knock open the door.

He pushed with all his might, but the door just wouldn't budge. He tried smashing his side into it, but god dammit they had THICK doors. He only had one resort left. He whipped out his sword and stabbed it into the door that was separating him from Kagome.

He tried pushing it down, to no avail. Then he pushed it up, but it was stuck fast.

"Goddamn door!" Inuyasha cursed as he prepared to rip the door to pieces. He looked on the right of the room he had just burst into to see Kagome tied up on the bed with a gag in her mouth.

He raced over to her side, cut through the bonds and helped her get up.

She had a wild look in her eye which made Inuyasha almost feel sorry for Sesshomaru. Deciding to break the silence, he asked, "So….what was it about the running around in undies thing you were just shouting about?" he asked casually.

She turned slowly to face him, still taking deep breaths.

She got an evil grin on her face. "Inuyasha, your brother is going to regret the second he crossed my path." Inuyasha took one look at the disgruntled hair, pale face, and evil grin and concluded, yep, Sesshomaru, you are going to have a little trip to hell……..

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Twenty minutes later, she and Inuyasha were both in the corridor, fully ready for the plan to take place.

Kagome was dressed in one of Sango's kimonos, with blue eye liner and red lipstick helping her disguise herself. She had her hair up in a tight bun with a clip on the end and was walking in simple slippers.

Inuyasha had taken off his haori to reveal the white shirt underneath, and had (with much trial and error) donned a pair of jeans Kagome had originally bought for Miroku.

(a/n: a thought just struck me, Kagome must bring at least some clothes and modern stuff for the gang…right?)

He also had a baseball cap on but was barefoot.

"Uh….Kagome?" Inuyasha whispered as they prepared to leave.

"What?" she hissed back.

"How are we going to mask out scents?" he asked.

Kagome mentally kicked herself for forgetting that. She went inside her room and came out a second later with a bottle of 'axe' and of 'exclamation'.

After spraying the perfumes on the appropriate gender coordinated destinations, she immediately noticed something wrong with Inuyasha. His eyes were starting to get a bit dizzy and he wasn't walking straight.

"Oh on! Did I spray too much? I only wanted to hide your scent!" she fretted over him. He simply grimaced and signaled that he was alright, as he struggled to regain control over his senses.

"Lets ngo!" (Let's go!) he said with his hand over his nose. "idm aldright!" (I'm alright!)

Kagome nodded. She would not allow that idiot Sesshomaru to get away with thinking her could tie her up anytime she wanted just because she promised not to subdue him in front of anyone.

She downcast her face, tried to guess where the hell Sesshomaru's bedroom would be. Not finding anything of use in her own memory, she turned around to Inuyasha.

"Inuyasha, where do you think Sesshomaru's bedroom is?" she whispered.

By this time the perfumed smell had almost overcome him. But he still managed to get out an answer, "I dhink ind dhe west wding……Id'm a ldittle tead cudp, shordt and sdtout.." (I think in the west wing…I'm a little teacup, short and stout) he wriggled his arm in the teacup pose.
Kagome rolled her eyes and bit her tongue as he continued, (a/n: just imagine the nasal voice) " Here is my handle….here is my spout…."

( a/n: who remembers THAT song?)

They snuck to the entrance of the west wing. They were a few guards standing outside the magnificent entrance.

Kagome walked right up to the uniform clad guards.

"Excuse me, Lord Sesshomaru has summoned us here." Goddamn it! I hate this stupid night job…..I can't believe that Haku managed to trick me into this stupid duty for one night…….

The wolf guards look at each other. "Did he? What might he summon you for?" she looks a bit familiar…..

Kagome smirked and took out a pair of earplugs out of her pocket. "These. I do believe that crazy miko wouldn't consider quieting down anytime soon, and he asked for these." Ah….I can't believe I actually had to stop roundabout five people in their underwear rushing to Sesshomaru's office….all thanks to her…

Kagome had to bit her tongue to keep from laughing at this.

The guard nodded and said, "Who he is?" pointing to a disguised Inuyasha.

"Uh…..he's my guard?" please be stupid enough to believe that….please please please…..she chanted. Please don't see his current position….. She hoped as hard as she could as she surveyed Inuyasha humming and singing under his breath in his almost-knocked-out-of-his-mind voice.

"Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella story scene. When do you think
they'll finally see...

That you're not, not, not, gonna get any better,
you won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me
never, like it or not even though she's a lot like
me.…"

Kagome tried so desperately not to laugh. She tried so hard. A thought occurred to her. Wait a second…shouldn't I be singing that particular paragraph?

"We're not the same, and yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a lot to handle, if you don't know, shove it,
I'm a hell of a scandal, me, I'm a scene, I'm a
drama queen,"

Inuyasha posed with both hands artfully up in the air. (a/n:- uh….think lovesick princess calling to the moon, or Ayame from Fruits Baskets in one of his poses….. I love that character!)

"I'm the best damn thing that your
eyes have ever seen!

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand why a
certain time of month, I don't want to hold his
hand,"

Kagome did a double take.

"I hate it when they go out and we stay
in, and they come home smelling like their
ex-girlfriends...

I found my hopes, I found my dreams.
My Cinderella story scene. Now everybody's
gonna see..…"

"Oh god…." Kagome breathed through her fits of laughter.

"We're not the same, and yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a lot to handle, if you don't know trouble,
I'm a hell of a scandal, me, I'm a scene, I'm a
drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your
eyes have ever seen!"

He shouted the last bit as Kagome slipped and fell on her butt wiping the tears of joy from her eyes.

"Guard, eh?" The wolf demon raised his eyebrows after gaping at Inuyasha sing for about three minutes straight with his jaw dropped and rolling on the ground.

"Um…….and lord Sesshomaru summoned him too, for what reason, I am unsure of."

The wolf nodded. I do think they are telling the truth…….

"Allow me to escort you." Kagome cursed in her mind. God this guy has to be THICK! Letting me and Inuyasha through when he just witnessed Inuyasha singing that girly girl song……. Damn myself for not having my camera right now….

"Uh….no….um…we can go by ourselves…." Please don't come with us please don't come with us….she prayed.

It seemed the gods were also wanting to have some fun because after thinking a bit, the guard let them through with no hard feelings.

"Alright!" Kagome cheered as the guard finally left in front of the hallway in which their current target was sleeping.

Inuyasha's eyes were now unfocused and he was drooling a bit. He tried to take a step forwards but ended up steering wildly to the left, and almost losing his balance.

"Oh for heaven sake!" said Kagome peevishly as she slung one of Inuyasha's arm around her shoulder and tried to help him walk straight. " Frere Jacques….

Frere Sesshy..

Dorme vous?
Sonnez les matines,
Ding Ding Dong,
Ding Ding Dong.

We're gonna kick your ass…..

Your ass we're gonna kick….

You shouldn't be sleeping….

We'll send you to hell and bring you back!"

He giggled at his added lyrics.

She crept up to the door and pressed her ear to it. Although her hearing was

nowhere as good as a demon's, she could tell by the deep even breathing that he was asleep.

Not that she could hear much with the racket Inuyasha was making.

"Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark,
The beggars are coming to town.
Some in rags,
And some in tags,
And one in Sesshy's gown….."

" Oh for the love of god, shut up!" she ordered a dizzy Inuyasha.

She licked her dry lips and slowly, grimacing at the noise, she tried to push open the door. He had just switched from that song to a much more realistic one that matched his circumstances perfectly.

"Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am on oh those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes i give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
I'm just stoned…."

Or had an 'axe' overdose…..Kagome rolled her eyes. What with all the songs? She pondered.

"Damn." She cursed quietly as she heard some shuffling and a deep voice called out, "Who is it?"

Inuyasha answered for her, " The itsy bitsy spider!"

Sesshomaru asked groggily, " Say what?"

Inuyasha continued his mix up of childhood poems. "Had a little lamb….out came the sun and jack and Jill went up the hill…."

She gulped and hoped to all gods he didn't recognize her. "Ah, lord Sesshomaru, 'ere are the earplugs you majesty asked for." she said, putting on a heavy accent.

Sesshomaru must have been really sleepy, because then he asked in a confused voice, "Wait …..I did?" I have to admit earplugs do sound good against that Higurashi girl…….

"'Aye milord." she responded, her heart pounding. I didn't even think Sesshomaru knew my last name!

He got up and groggily opened the door, his hair falling over his bare chest. The fragrance of the perfume did nothing to wake him up, actually it made his senses even more blurry.

"Here, milord." she handed him the earplugs with a wicked grin on her face. As he was looking down at them for a fraction of a second, Kagome whipped out the perfume bottled and sprayed it in his face.

"Wha…..?" he wobbled a bit, trying to grasp what had happened. (it didn't help his senses that Inuyasha had just wobbled over to him and yelled out of the blue in his ear, " POP! GOES THE PUPPY!")

Then Kagome, reaching out to make sure Inuyasha didn't bump into a wall while trying to laugh quietly,( and sing 'old MacDonald had a farm….eieio….') took the great demon lord's arm and helped him groggily sit down on his bed.

"What happened?" he said, his voice starting to regain his normal coldness.

Kagome leaned closer to his ear and said, " Never tie me up again, fluffy. Never again, fluffy. Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy. Now go to sleep fluffy. Instantly fluffy. Right now, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy." She smirked as the bed broke from in the middle under Sesshomaru's weight and the rosary power dragging him to the ground.

She reached over, slammed one of the left over water balloons into his face, grabbed Inuyasha, and ran as fast as her legs could carry her.

Sesshomaru was now lying in a broken bed, unable to see or smell from the sharp perfume on his face, and his hair and face dripping from the lavender scented soapy water in the water balloon she threw in his face.

The guards looked by at her running figure. "Uh…..mob of people in the their underwear attacking me?" she swindled and raced off, pausing to make sure Inuyasha didn't trip over his feet too much. (he was too busy trying to count his feet)

The guards turned solemnly to each other and sprinted the other way, off on a wild goose chase to find a 'mob' of people in their underwear. They would be looking all night.

Kagome ran into the common room and bolted the door behind her. She set Inuyasha down on the sofa, where her flopped over happily and started singing

"Who lives in a pineapple

Under the sea,

sponge bob square pants….." softly.

Kagome rolled her eyes at the slightly high hanyou and went outside.

Sesshomaru would be waking up in about ten minutes roundabout, and she didn't want him to get any leads on her.

She ran to the girls only dormitories (separate from the guest rooms) and sprayed her 'exclamation' perfume all around the entrance.

The 'axe' perfume got sprayed in the bathroom, while she picked out Sorai's room and sprayed a large amount of 'exclamation' all over the door and the hallway leading to the door, while grinning.

Oh this was going to be fun.

She sprayed some more perfume in random places just to throw him off, but made sure the largest concentration was outside Sorai's room. After doing that, and being immensely pleased with her own tricks, she went back in the common room and bolted the door again. She turned around to see Inuyasha up.

"Oh, are you better now?" she asked.

"No thanks to you." he muttered, still clearly annoyed at losing control over his senses for a while.

"Get over it!" she instructed and plopped down on the sofa with Inuyasha keeping guard by the door.

After about seven minutes of waiting, Kagome heard a certain person roar, "KAGOME!"

She giggled. "Watch what happens next, Inuyasha. You have no idea what I did when you were delusional!" she smiled happily at Inuyasha's curios face.

"He's stomping down the stairs…..into the main room……towards the girls dormitories?……….I think he's paused a bit, I can't hear him walking as of now….."

Kagome giggled a bit. "I think that's his conscience telling him its considered rude to go in the girl's dormitories at what…about four in the morning?"

Inuyasha stared at her. "What exactly did you do?" he asked carefully, almost afraid of the result.

Kagome cackled merrily a bit more and said mysteriously, "Inuyasha……you have no idea…."

He shrugged and concentrated on listening to Sesshomaru's footsteps once more.

"He's walking further down the hall, he's paused again…" Inuyasha whispered, straining his ears. "His footsteps are fading a bit…….. I think I hear a door opening?….but how…..?" as Inuyasha mused over the sounds he heard, Kagome whispered, "Brace yourself." and began counting down the seconds on her hand.

"Five….four…three….two…one….."

"AAAIIEEEK!" the voice rang out like a bullet through the night silence.

"Wait….a…second…." Inuyasha frowned. "you…..didn't!" he stared at her.

She nodded.

"nice!" Not really to the victims of Kagome's twisted humor though….

(a/n:- J wait for it…..)

"What he's doing now?" she commanded.

He put his ear to the door again.

"I hear someone…..running…."

He didn't need to guess any further who it was, because in the next second a voice rang out for the second time tonight,

" KAGOME!!"

Inuyasha smirked. "Oh boy oh boy…."

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Sorai sat on her bed, breathing deeply, sweat running down her face from the sudden shock. Was she dreaming? No, it didn't seem like a dream….. She had awoken to the sound of someone opening the door, and by the time she had opened her eyes, Sesshomaru in all of his glory, was crouching right by her face! (a/n: he was actually in the process of getting up after looking under her bed.)

As soon as she screamed, he paled, got and fled her room faster then a cat confronted with water.

Oh, great. Now the other ladies from around were probably coming to see what had happened. What should she tell them?

She bit her lip thoughtfully.

Then a second later she had heard him screaming for Kagome. Honestly, it didn't seem like anyone was going to get any sleep tonight….first Kagome's commentary, then lord Sesshomaru yelling and running around and now this.

The night kept on getting more and more noisy.

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Kagome woke up to the sun's odd angle of rays hitting her face. Inuyasha was still awake, and she didn't remember going to sleep herself…..

She got up and checked the time on her wrist watch. About seven in the morning, and Sesshomaru didn't find her. Yet. She had no intention of going anywhere near of today, so they simply snuck over to their respective rooms and fell in bed to catch some shuteye. (She was in Sango's since Inuyasha ripped down her door.)

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At the breakfast table, most people seemed to be sending weird or mean looks at Sesshomaru. Go figure. Most people also seemed to be sleepier then usual, and grumpy, and mumbling something about the 'crazy miko and lord Sesshomaru yelling all night long.' I wonder why that could be?

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Naraku twisted in his bed. His mother wouldn't dream of even letting him sit up for at least another three days, even if his wrist was well.

Which it wasn't really, it wasn't really healing at all.

He looked down at the bandages.

He still seemed to be having a lot of time due in his bed.

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DISCLAIMER:- I do not own :-

-Avril Lavinge's song 'The Best Damn Thing'

-the perfumes/ brands of 'Axe' or 'Exclamation!'

-'basket case' by greenday,

-Sponge bob square pants theme song

-or any of the children's songs. (Itsy Bitsy Spider, Jack and Jill, Hark the dogs go bark, Frere Jaques, I'm a little tea cup, Mary had a little lamb, Old Macdonald, Pop goes the weasel or any other I may have missed here.)

Ok, anyways, wasn't that a hilarious chapter?

I LOVED THIS ONE!

Did you? Was it funnier then the chapter where they all got drunk with that tree fruit?

TELL MEEEEEE!!

PLZ?