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New Glasses

A Goomba hummed to himself in Rogueport, minding his business when he looked at the shop near the bulletin board. "I wonder what's new." He wondered and walked into the shop. "Hey there!"

"Goomther! What's up, kupo?" A Moogle asked.

"Nothing much, what's new with you?"

"We got a shipment of glasses, kupo!" One Moogle exclaimed.

"Glasses? Why glasses?"

"For a good reason, kupo." The Moogle said and then noticed another Moogle taking the glasses.

"I'll take one of these, kupo." Another Moogle said, taking the glasses, giving the Moogle ten coins and then flew off.

"Doesn't he work here? Why'd he take those glasses?"

"For a very good reason, kupo."

With the Moogle…

"Here you go, Kupo!"

"Glasses?" Zess T. looked at the Moogle like he lost his mind. "No thank you, I prefer contact lenses."

"Just humor me, kupo."

"Oh, alright." Zess T. said, taking out her contact lenses and put on the glasses.

"Well? How is it, kupo?"

"It's… it's amazing! I can see clearly now!" Zess T. exclaimed. "Thank you so much!"

"You're welcome, kupo!"

"Wahoo! I can see! Wooooo!" Zess T. cheered as she walked away… and tripped over a small rock. "Ack!" She yelped as the glasses fell off of her. "Glasses! I can't see without those glasses, where are they!" She yelled, walking blindly and then… they heard a loud snap.

"Oh no, kupo…" The Moogle groaned.

Zess T. sighed. "Back to contact lenses." She said, putting them back on while the Moogle facepalmed.

Bald Head

Team RWBY was fast asleep in the middle of the night, sleeping soundly while Yang was probably snoring the loudest. Being asleep made them unaware of someone sneaking in their room and then sneaking onto Yang's bed, revealing to be none other than Cardin, holding some scissors and an electric razor.

"Let's see what you look like without your hair." Cardin smirked devilishly and started to do the unimaginable.

The very next day…

"Mmm… that was some nightmare I had…" Yang said as she got up and stretched. "I had this dream that my hair was being shaved off and I couldn't stop it." She said as she saw Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Zwei looking absolutely horrified. "Why are you guys giving me that look?"

"Uh… are you sure it was a dream?" Ruby asked.

"Of course… why do you ask? …Okay, is it me, or is it a little breezy in here?" Yang wondered and then Weiss handed her a mirror while Zwei and Blake quickly hid under the covers together. "Oh come on, now you're just being ridicu-"

With CRDL…

"Did you actually do it?" Sky asked.

Cardin pulled out a bag full of Yang's hair. "Sure did!" He smiled as they all jaw dropped. "Alright… Dove, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Alright… I dare you to-"

"HEY!" A voice yelled as they turned to see Yang looking mighty angry. "Were you the one who did this?!"

Cardin looked at the bag he was still holding and placed it behind his back. "Um… what hair? I didn't do it!"

"I saw you holding it! You were the one who did this!"

"I didn't do anything!" Cardin defended, but then Yang cocked her gauntlets. "Now now, let's talk about this like civilized adul-YAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" He screamed as Yang punched him where no man should ever be punched… and then Yang shot her gauntlet for good measure as Cardin fell over crying.

"Hmph." Yang grabbed the bag of hair and walked away.

"D-Dove… I… I dare you to get me… an ice pack…"

"On it!" Dove nodded and ran off.

Don't Call Me Little!

Little Mac was busy training with Doc Louis on the ring, throwing in a few punches while Doc blocked the attacks, both of them going at it, while unaware of a certain crocodile king studying Little Mac's moves.

"Interesting…" K. Rool mused, and then a Klaptrap arrived with some notes on Little Mac and K. Rool picked it up, reading it over. "Ooooh, so the bounty hunter had to have surgery, eh? Interesting…" He mused with a smirk.

"Nice job, Mac." Doc praised as he bit into a chocolate bar.

"Hey you!" K. Rool walked over to the ring. "I challenge you to a fight! I wanna see if you're good as everyone says!"

Little Mac chuckled. "Alright, bring it on." He said as K. Rool got onto the ring as Doc stepped out of the ring.

"Let him have it, Mac!"

"Heh… you think you're so tough." K. Rool said. "You call yourself a strong boxer but you're not."

"I am a strong boxer and I can prove it."

"Hmph! You? You're just a shrimp!"

"Uh oh…" Doc quietly said.

"What… did you say?" Little Mac's eye twitched.

"You're a shrimp! Little! Compared to me, you're just a small fry!"

Little Mac growled angrily. "I'm warning you… don't you dare…"

"Do what? Me calling you-"

"This is your last warning!"

K. Rool smirked. "Short."

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Little Mac yelled as he quickly charged up a Strait Lunge, just as K. Rool predicted and then Little Mac let it rip, but K. Rool used Stomach Attack to block the attack and launched Little Mac away after he used his own belly to lunge into him, knocking him out of the ring.

"What the?!" Doc exclaimed.

"Oooogh…"

"HA! Predictable." K. Rool smirked. "Looks like I win!" He said as Samus witnessed the whole thing.

"Note to self… be aware of the belly." Samus quietly said.

Taste of Your Own Medicine

"NO! NOT MY VASE!" A Female Toad yelled as Link threw it down and collected a few Rupees.

"Thank you!" Link waved and walked off, where Zelda, Midna and Impa were watching.

"This is starting to get ridiculous." Impa said.

"I know… I wish there was something we could do about this obsession." Zelda said.

"Hmm, perhaps we can give him a taste of his own medicine." Midna suggested. "See how he likes it."

Impa rubbed her chin in thought. "Interesting…"

"Um… I don't think that's a good idea…" Zelda said, but unfortunately, Midna and Impa were talking to each other while Zelda sighed. "Oh… this is not going to end well."

Later…

Link hummed to himself as he walked back to his house, opened the front door and walked in, and as he did… someone grabbed him from behind. "HEY, WHAT THE HECK?!" Link yelled as he was overpowered and then was strapped to a chair and was tied up, then the lights opened.

"Thank you, Dedede." Impa said as Dedede folded his arms with a chuckle.

"Nngh, what in the name of Hylia is going on here?!" Link asked.

"You're too obsessed with breaking pots. This is for your own good." Midna said. "Alright boys, bring it in!" She requested as Donkey Kong, and Bowser brought in a bag full of pots that all belonged to Link.

"…You wouldn't dare…" Link paled.

"Oh, we will. Hopefully, this will break your habit!" Impa said and nodded to the others as Bowser, Donkey Kong, Dedede, Midna and Impa got ready to break his pots as Link looked on in horror… and then suddenly, a smoke screen suddenly filled the room… and when the smoke cleared, the pots were gone.

"Huh?!" Bowser exclaimed in surprise.

"Enough!" A voice exclaimed as they saw Sheik standing on top of a railing on the second floor of the house where Sheik turned back into Zelda.

"Oooh, Zelda, you're gonna drop it?" Dedede asked.

"No! What good will it do to destroy Link's valuables? Have you people even heard of an intervention? Like… NOT breaking everything? You'd be no better than Link! Haven't you even heard HIS side of the story?!"

"I only break pots to relieve some stress from my travels… geez…" Link grumbled. "Traveling around the world to save Zelda isn't exactly stress-free, y'know!"

"See? Even though he's doing about it the wrong way, it's basically stress relief!" Zelda said. "If you guys break these pots, you'd be worse than him. Yes, I know I repeated myself, but my point stands! Not to mention I didn't agree to this!"

"…Hmm, she's got a point…" Midna quietly said.

"Exactly!" Zelda smiled.

"…I still want to break something!" Dedede said, pulling out a Gordo and then throwing it at the bag.

"Ah!" Zelda exclaimed, jumping to the side to avoid the Gordo, but unfortunately the Gordo ripped the bag up and dropped all of the vases, shattering one by one as Link's heart dropped… and then Zelda nearly lost her balance and started to fall, but Link, with his quick thinking, manage to break free of the ropes since Dedede was a bit sloppy with the rope tying and he ran over and saved Zelda, holding her bridal style.

"I'm not letting you break." Link smiled.

"My hero." Zelda smiled back, a heart appearing above her head and then kissed him while Dedede and Bowser walked out.

"He was right, that was stress relief!" Dedede laughed as they walked out while Impa and Midna stared at the two.

"…Should we tell them to get a room?" Midna asked.

"Nah, let 'em be." Impa said as she grabbed a broom. "Come on, let's clean all this up."

"Yeah." Midna nodded in agreement, grabbing a dust pan and they started to clean up, leaving Link standing there and holding on to Zelda, still kissing her.

Credit goes to Dragonshadow97 for coming up with that idea for having Cardin shaving Yang's head!

Also, can we talk about that Kingdom Hearts trailer that dropped out of freakin' nowhere? It's ABOUT TIME we saw Big Hero 6 show up after it was confirmed three years ago! Also... Randall has been confirmed. I could've sworn Nomura said this was like after the events of Monsters Inc. Buuuut if Randall is back, that means we can beat the living crap out of him! :D Yay!

Now, I have been thinking of this for a while. Remember when Larxene said that Elsa is probably one of the new seven hearts? I have a theory on who the rest might be. Elsa, Rapunzel, Merida, Moana, possibly either Honey Lemon or GoGo (Probably not them, but I do have Big Hero 6 on the brain, can ya blame me?), and this is a wild card, but given the fact that Alice is a Princess of Heart even though I can never see why Alice is a Disney Princess in the first place, but alas... the wild card is Boo. And the last one is Pocahontas. I could totally be wrong and i'd be okay if some of these are wrong, but... given my track record on Smash as of late... I could be right on with everyone regarding Kingdom Hearts.

Also, this is awkward. We have a four way tie in that poll i've made, so i'm gonna launch a new one regarding these four characters. It should be fun.