Okay...I think this should work, unless can't handle it. I don't want to stop doing the Retakes, so I'm going to insert them after the chapter they're retaking, while still going onward with new Signs.
Rejoice – Being a religious minority sucks.
Fang couldn't help but gape when Max jumped in front of him, clad in that dress-cape thing gospel singers wore, and told him to "REJOICE!" while dancing the Macarena.
C'mon, now, shake out of it, Fang thought as he tried to snap back into his calm, cool persona…but it was very, very difficult, as Max had now procured a glowing halo that was light on freaking fire and was shaking it like a tambourine.
He had been running through the halls of the school (normal school, not the School) in terror as Max chased him down with her Fiery Halo of Doom when little mini-Nudges and mini-Gazzys popped out of the lockers and started praying to Queen Maple Leaf of Canada.
Max and a league of mini-Flock members had just trapped him in a corner of a circular room and had joined icicle-covered hands in order to steal his soul and turn it into steak when Fang finally woke up from his strange, strange dream.
He had never been happier to wake up.
Hell, he'd never been happier that Max was agnostic.
Don't you just love crazy dreams? XD