My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!
Chapter 32
"Done For"
"Aries…"
"…Hm…"
"Aries."
"Shut up… I'm trying to sleep here."
"Aries you dork face, wake up. You've been sleeping for the whole freaking day. Its pass nine and everyone in the plane is asleep. Now get your lazy ass up. Were commencing operation"
I growled. Stupid Kai… I had a wonderful dream where I was in a peaceful world with such wonderful cute creatures… oh man, that chicken looks good… and that hippo… oh! Including that horse… wait… IS THAT CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!? SCREW THE PEACEFUL WORLD I'M IN, TIME TO EAT SOME BUNNIES AND –
"Aries, if you don't open your damn eyes, I swear on Tyson's grave I will get your food, eat some, hide it for two weeks, and then burn it into a pile of crap right before your eyes"
I opened my eyes like rapid speed. "I'M UP!"
Whack!
"Ow!" I whined while rubbing my head.
"Not so loud moron" Kai warned.
I stuck my tongue out like an immature child. "And what happen to the sweet Kai back at home and the air port…" I muttered.
Kai blush. "What was that?"
"Nothing!"
……
Ok, were all up, now all we have to do is start. Tyson was right behind us while Kai and I were in the front waiting for the signal. What's the signal you ask? Ok, you didn't ask but let's just say you are. Well… Tyson is the signal. Ray was hiding in the bathroom and once most of the maids are distracted we move on to Tala.
Whoa. Wait. Hold the phone! What did I just say just now? Well, in my thoughts that is. That was like the longest smart thing I have ever said. WHATS… WHAT HAPPENING TO ME!?
"Go!" Kai whispered. Tyson nodded his head.
"OH MISS!!" Tyson's voice rang. Kai rolled his eyes while I just smile for no freaking reason.
Soon a very cute maid came by… making Tyson smile even more. Boys…
"Do you need something sir?" she ask in such a cute way. Tyson nearly drooled.
"Yeah… I'm having this back ache… and I really need someone to… you know like ease down the pain for me… would you… you know?" Tyson asks. Geez! He's turning red.
Suddenly someone whistled in the air causing Tyson to blush even more. Who was it? Well…
"You go Tyson!" Tala whispered "Bang her!"
Whack!
"Who the freak threw this basketball!?" Tala whispered a bit too loudly.
"Um… I did?" I said while raising my hand. Tala glared at me.
The maid nodded her head. "Alright, hold on sir! I will get a 'special person' for that deed!" she smiled.
I swear I could hear thumping sounds right about now, must be Tyson's. I look up, yup; Kai is defiantly not enjoying this. Impatient man.
"Thank you Kai… you gave me the best part of this plan" Tyson said while leaning back, placing his hands behind his head. I snorted, I thought he gave him an 'easy' part.
Just then… it felt like the plane just tilted. I squeak. HOLY COW! WHAT WAS THAT!? Suddenly, this monster or something came its way towards where we were. I gulp… so did Tyson. Who in the world could that be-
"Ello, I am Olga Monsterica Troll. I shall be your person who will massage you" she said with a deep voice.
Kai and I flinch. Ok… and what the hell is that? She's like eight feet tall, blond messy hair while it's braided, a lot of acne and freckles and… do I want to mention that mole on her face? Ugh… reminds me of my English teacher.
I guess… all I have to do now is… pray for Tyson to survive this.
Tyson's Pov:
Oh dear lord.
I gulp. I was sweating like mad here. I wanted that cute chick! Now I'm stuck with macho lady. Just looking at her makes me wanna… oh gosh, I can't vomit now.
I turn to glare at Kai but then when I saw Aries face… it almost looks desperate. It's like she's telling me to do it. But… No. I need to survive this and… I guess I'm doing for her. Hey, she's like my best friend! O-Or a little sister! Yeah that's it! Oh great… now I'm acting like a freaking girl. Well… time to do my role…
"Um… thank you… I really needed it" I said while forcing my usual grin. Crap… it's not coming out.
Suddenly… she started to smile. I almost vomit. What an ugly smile. Who would wanna dig her?
"Hey, you're pretty cute. Here, let me massage you now" she said in such a seductive way. I flinch. Oh shit…
"So… are you the only maid around here?" I nervously ask. She raises an eyebrow and began to glare. I don't like the look she's giving me.
"Why? Because I'm ugly? I HA-"
"NO! NO! NOT AT ALL! (Almost barf) It's just that, well, I was just wondering…" I gulp… really hard.
'I am so going to kill Kai for this' I mentally thought 'Well… I shall be a sacrifice… for you Aries!'
"I was wondering… if you were the only one here so we can have some alone time"
Kill. Me. NOW.
This Olga suddenly starts to blush. I heard giggling and whispering in the back round. I can totally tell that was Kai, Aries, and… Tala. I gulp again and took a deep breath.
"Why… aren't you cute" she giggled while she leaned in.
She started to embrace me. I couldn't breath but hey, at least it's for a good cost. Anyways I raise my thumb at Tala. Now it was his turn to do his part.
Tala's Pov:
I saw the signal. I almost wanted to cry. How the heck did I get myself into!? I hope I don't get suffocated like Tyson… I hope he survives this. Nah… I don't really care.
Ok, now it's my turn.
"Oh… m-miss!" I called out nervously. What!? How am I supposed to know if there is another giant like that killing Tyson? I can't be to sure…
"Yes?"
Oh. My. FREAKING. Gosh.
She was that same cute chick where Tyson was.
I smiled. "Hey, I was wondering if you can adjust my seat, it's a bit crooked" I ask.
She smiled back. "Oh sure! Here let me help"
She bends down right infront of me and leaned forward. I began to blush… and then smirk. I totally got this one.
I raise my thumb.
I hope Aries and Kai see this one.
Kai's Pov:
I see it. Man that took long enough. Stupid Tyson and his looks for attracting giants. I nudge Aries by the arm with my elbow. No response.
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I nudge her again, again, and… again. What the freak is she doing? I look down and smack myself on the forehead. Damn it.
She fell asleep again! Aries, what the hell is wrong with you!? She's been sleeping a lot lately.
I smack her upfront in the head. She instantly woke up. She turns and glares at me while complaining to me why I did it. All I did was sigh and glared back while explaining to her Tyson and Tala did what they were suppose to do.
Aries blinks. And finally smiles…
… She always does that.
"Ok, let's go" she whispers. I nodded.
We both got up while the others were doing there so called distraction part. We pass a few rows when we finally made it to where Ray was. I knock on the door twice and out came Ray.
The three of us headed towards the front of the plane. I smirk; this is going according to plan.
"Thank goodness it's dark" Ray said.
"Hn" I responded.
"UUAHHH!!"
THUMP!
Ray and I stop in our tracks and turn around. I rolled my eyes, stupid idiot.
Aries started pouting while rubbing her behind. "Owwy…"
"And how did you trip?" I ask in a non caring way.
"I think I fell over my foot" she muttered. I smirk.
"You are a very deserving person to be called cluts…"
"Shut up Kai!"
This went on for minutes. I couldn't help it. Before, I would hate it like freaking hell… but now I grown use to it.
"We need to get moving! Hurry!" Ray called out. He pulled up Aries and held her hand as they ran towards the front.
I stared and finally began to growl… that freaking bastard. How dare he-
I started to sprint. No way in hell is he going to…
Nevermind…
I caught up with them. We all stop.
There it is…
Normal Pov:
I had to fall on my sorry ass… ugh, it still hurts. And now Ray had to pull me up. Well it's not that I want Ray to pick me up; it's just that I expected… you know… Kai to. I mean… I really… really… like- NEVERMIND! ON WITH THE PLAN OR WHATEVER!
Suddenly, we stop dead end in or tracks. I guess that's a good sign. And there it is…
"It's… the forbidden door…" I whispered. Kai raise an eyebrow.
"What?"
"It's the forbidden door where… no one shall enter…"
"Aries" I heard Kai said "Will you stop watching Indiana Jones movies?"
"I will try… but hey! That was an Awesome movie… but I like Kung fu Panda the most!" I giggled.
Ray sighs. "Ok, let's stop wasting time. I will be look out, now you two hurry up and get in there!"
I flinch. Geez, someone's cranky! I guess he didn't get that much sleep… well, I wouldn't blame him since he's sitting beside Tyson.
I slap my cheeks with both hands. OK! I AM NOW GOING TO OPEN THIS DOOR!
I took a deep breath, and slowly extend my hand towards the knob.
No pressure people! Ok! No pressure!
Almost there! I am almost touching the handle! Ok, my destiny shall be fulfilled! Muhahahaha!
"…"
"… (Sweat drop)"
"AHHHHHH!!"
"WHAT!? WHAT IS IT!?" Kai shouted in concern.
"THE KNOB!" I pointed dramatically "IT'S GREEN! WHO THE HELL PAINTS A KNOB GREEN!?"
Silent moment….
WHACK!
SLAP!!
PUNCH!!
"OWWWW!! WHY DID YOU HIT ME FOR!!" Ray shouted. I sweat drop.
Was it something I did?
"I just need to release some anger. Now Aries… OPEN THE DAMN DOOR NOW!"
"YES SIR!" I shouted.
I slowly opened the door… and there it was.
The Pilot's control room. We were right infront of the plane and it was a perfect night view as we could see everything from behind the window. The people flying the plane were in there chairs… uh… doing you know… flying.
Ray did his role and stood there as a body guard. Kai and I went in slowly while I close the door shut.
Now to commence our plan…
Tyson's Pov:
Kai… I am so… not loving you…
"Tyson honey! Would you like to massage me now?" Olga asks in a seductive voice.
Ok this time I nearly vomit. What the hell did I do to deserve this? Why do I get the ugly woman… why does-
"Oh Tala, your so funny"
What. The. Hell. Was. That?
I look towards my right. I glared. Damn Tala! He got a hotter girl than me! Look at him… just enjoying every sensation she is doing, giving him a damn massage in the arms… DAMN IT!!
"Tyson honey? Can you hear me? C'mon…"
Olga started to lean in. Oh shit, is she trying to give me a kiss!? I don't wanna lose my first kiss… I wanna lose my first kiss to Ari-
"NO! I CAN'T KISS YOU! I AM IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE! I'M SORRY!" I shouted pushing her back with all my might. The result to her is that I only push her back slightly. Damn my strength.
Suddenly… I saw… tears. IS SHE GOING TO CRY!?
"I… I'm sorry… (Sniff)" she said. He- I mean she slowly got up and started to run away.
I blink. Holy crap and I was supposed to be distraction. If she finds out Aries and the others are… I need to stop her! Or Kai will kick my ass…
I got up and started to run after her. "WAIT! OLGA!!"
Tala's pov:
I just saw the whole thing. Tyson… you are one bastard for two things. One, you made a girl cry even though she was quite ugly. And two… YOU'RE RUINING THE DAMN PLAN! IF SHE CATCHES KAI AND THE OTHERS IN THE PILOTS ROOM, WERE IN DEEP SHIT!
Suddenly, laughter of the girl right in front of me took me off my thoughts. Ok, now I really don't wanna leave her. Damn Tyson… he is ruining everything!
Ok, ok, just stay calm. I'm sure Tyson will get her back. I mean… its Tyson right…?
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"TYSON! I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!" I shouted out of no where.
I slowly push the girl off. I could see her startled face… damn it.
"Is something wrong Tala?" she asks me. I gulp.
"Yeah… there is. Don't worry, I'll be right back. I just need to take care of… a few problems" I explained to her.
I got off my seat and headed towards the direction where Tyson and that giant went through. But something held me back. I quickly turned around and saw the girl.
"Is something-?"
"Tala. My name is Julian. Here's my number and… don't forget to call" she smiled.
I blush… what?
"Why are you giving this to me?" I ask. She began to giggle.
"Heh, you remind me of my grandfather. He left his wife just like this on the plane thirty years ago. And… he died trying to save the passengers to prevent an air plane crash. Everyone including my grandmother survived… to bad he didn't" she rambled on.
I started to sweat. What? Is it getting hot in here?
"Why are you telling me all of this? It's not like I'm in any danger" I chuckled.
Just then… she looks at me seriously. Oh boy.
"I'm psychic Tala. And I have a feeling something is going to happen. I'm not sure whether it has anything to do with me or the passengers… but it has to do with you and your friends. Please… don't do anything stupid… I really wanna see you again" she smiled.
I began to turn red. She… she really likes me! Wow, holy snap! She really likes me. But… right now is not the time. I really have to help them with this plan.
I nodded off my thoughts and smiled at her. I bowed my head and kiss her on the cheek. Hah, now she's blushing.
"Don't worry Julian. I'll come back. For sure"
And with that, I chase after Tyson and the giant.
Normal pov:
Kai and I just entered the room. It was so quiet. Only the dark starry night scenery was at peace.
Ok… there's the pilot's. Now all we have to do is… wait… what do we do from here? He didn't say anything about the people flying this freaking thing!
"Kai" I whispered "What do we do now? How do we fly this damn forsaken plane with the people flying it? We can't just ask them to change this flight. Ugh!"
Kai suddenly covered my mouth.
"You talk too much" he whispered back. I glared. Bastard!
Just then… we heard beeping sounds. What the hell is that? We look around and finally found where it was coming from. The radar.
I gulp. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
"Hehehehehehe…" we heard someone laughing. Kai and I look straight ahead where the laughing was coming from.
Oh crap.
"This can't be good" I squeak.
"Nothing ever is" Kai replied.
"And what the hell is that suppose to mean!?"
"… oh nothing"
Suddenly the chair was turned around. Kai glared at the person before us while I hid behind him.
"Welcome… My name is Chucky. And from here on out. You will be dead by the time we land in China, you will be dead!"
I gasp. The look down.
"Um… you're pretty small. Are you a kid or something? I mean you do have a man's voice" I ask.
"No… look closer" Kai pointed.
I did look closer. My eyes widen. Holy snap! It's a freaky doll! How the heck!? No… it must be Jig saws companion!
"WHO SENT YOU!? JIG SAW!?" I shouted.
Chucky raises an eyebrow. Huh?
"What the fuck is jig saw? I don't know any crap like him" he said.
I see… then… WAIT!
"Were you going to kill us and the passengers on board all along?" Kai ask. Hey! I was going to ask that!
Chucky then started to laugh. "Of course I was"
"Then… why are you doing it?" I ask awkwardly.
"No apparent reason" he responded.
Kai and I sweat drop.
"Now I am going to kill you-"
"HHHYYYYAAAAAAA!!"
SLAM!
I smiled at myself. "Ok, let's change this flight around"
I saw Kai blink. "What the hell did you just do?"
I grin at him. "I just hit the doll with a fire distinguisher"
Kai blink at first… the pulled off a grin of his own.
Suddenly… the same beeping sound was heard. Kai and I look at each other and head over at the Pilot's controls.
"Kai?" I said.
"Hn?"
"What does 'Plane stuck on auto pilot and can't be removed' mean?"
Kai's eyes started to widen.
I stared at the radar cutely.
Eh?
Tyson's pov:
"WAIT OLGA! I'M SORRY! PLEASE, STOP!"
It was really hard for me to run when the ground keeps shaking since… it was a giant that's running. But she kept on crying. Oh boy.
"Bet away from me!" she shouted.
Damn it! Were almost by the control room. This can't be good.
"Tyson!"
I turned around and saw Tala running towards me. Great, just what we need…a buffalo head.
"What do you want!?" I shouted while I began to run again. Tala ran along side with me.
"We need to stop her!" I heard him say. I rolled my eyes.
"NO DUH SHERLOCK!"
Ray's pov… like finally!
Why are they taking so long? Someone should at least give me a signal that everything is going fine. Damn Kai… I hope Aries is fine… I can't trust him in taking care of her.
Suddenly… I heard shouting in the other room. I raise an eyebrow. This can't be good. I leaned my ear against the door to hear what there saying.
"CRAP! WHAT THE HELL!? I CAN'T GET THIS AUTO PILOT OFF!" Ok, now I can tell that was Kai's voice. What does he mean by 'Auto pilot'?
"WHAT!? AND YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO FLY THIS CRAP! KAI!" Aries! Why does she sound so concern?
"SHUT UP ARIES! I'M DOING THE BEST AS I CAN HERE!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP! UGH… THIS IS A DISASTER…" is… Aries crying!? I heard sniffing in the back round.
Just then, I felt like the ground is shaking. I went into my fighting pose as I began to wonder who was approaching me. Was it an enemy? A guard? A maid? Whoever it is… I'm ready.
"WAHHHH!! TYSON YOU HURTFUL MAN!"
I fell down. What!?
Shit! She's coming this way! This can't be good.
"Stop!" I look over head. I see Tyson and Tala trying to stop her.
I smirk. I am a body guard… I guess I have to stop her myself.
Normal pov:
I started to cry. Yeah that's right people! I'm crying… damn it, this time were going to die! The plane is stuck on auto pilot and it's heading to down towards the mountains! CRASH! CA'BOOM! WERE DONE FOR!
I leaned myself against the wall as I slid down. I started to sniff… ugh…
But… I can't just sit here and cry. I have to do something. I can try to save everyone including Kai. But if that can't happen… I guess I have to die with Kai himself. I smiled. Ok… that's what I'll do.
I started walking over to Kai's direction as I saw him struggling with the plane's handle. Tears continuously begins to fall right in front of my face. I leaned in and wrap my hands around his hands. His hands were really hot and sweaty. He really is trying to save us.
Kai suddenly looks up. "Aries… are you crying?"
"No duh…" I sniff; trying to help him gain control of the plane's flying. It's not working. No matter how much I try… were still slowly heading down towards the mountains.
Kai and I just stared at our hands. I never knew… it fits. Heh… our hands fits. I started to cry even more while putting up a smile.
"Kai, our hands fit" I smiled. I tried wiping the tears but it just kept falling. Kai wipe my face harshly. He's just like my real mom… my mom does that when I cry.
"Aries… were going to pull through… I we can" he said.
I nodded my head. "Yeah… I believe in you"
Just then, it felt like the moment is right. Kai and I look at each other. We just stared. As the plane was going to crash and everyone is going to die… we just stared.
Suddenly… Kai pulled me towards him. I was in his embrace as I felt his arms snake around my waist. We both close our eyes and lean in. Our lips were touching slightly but we didn't do it all the way yet. I was finally going to kiss Kai and-
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUB! UGH… MY DAMN HEAD! DAMN YOU GIRL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WERE ALL GOING TO DIE AND YET YOU BOTH ARE KISSING!? JUST HIT THE SMALL RED BUTTON BEHIND THE RADAR AND THE AUTO PILOT WILL DEACTIVATE"
We both turned around with glints of hatred in our eyes.
What. The. Hell. Did. He. Just SAID!?
Kai walk over to the doll and pick him up. He continued to glare.
"What the hell did you say…?" he growled. I sweat drop.
"I said that-"
PUNCH!
"KAI!"
"ARIES MOVE ASIDE! WERE LIVING NOW MATTER WHAT!" Kai yelled.
I started to get to my usual self. "SHUT UP ASS WIPE! THE PLANE IS GOING TO CRASH SOON. I MEAN I ALREADY SEE THE MOUNTAINS FROM HERE! But… I TRUST YOU… AND YOU BETTER BUY ME PIZZA AFTER THIS! SO HURRY UP!"
Kai smirk and pushed me on top of him. Great, now I'm sitting on him in the pilot's chair.
Kai push the red button and everything it under control. I place my hands on the handle as he places his on top of mine. We pulled the handle forward to bring the plane higher in the sky.
"Kai! It's not working!" I shouted.
Kirisu- whoa... that was a long one.. ugh my fingers hurt! teehee. well, i hope you enjoy! i'll try updating as soon as i can. So please ignore all mistakes and i just hope you enjoy! love you guys! XD
ja ne for now! :D