Inspired, of course, by the awesome song If I Had A Million Dollars by the Bare Naked Ladies.
If I Had A Million Galleons
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd buy you lots of thing
Like a house that's seven stories high
Filled with diamond rings.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd buy you furniture
Like a couch that doesn't wheeze a lot
And some beads to furnish 'er.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd buy you an automobile
The classiest one you'd ever find,
And built with chromium steel.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd buy you lots of food
That you could whip up into a feast
Whenever you're in the mood.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
Like a bug bear or a little crup (1)
Anything that's not hard to get.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd take you on a cruise
To the sunny Caribbean
Or anywhere you choose.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, you could stand a little straighter
And you wouldn't have to walk up stairs
'Cause I'd build you a Muggle escalator.
If I had a million Galleons
Well, I'd buy you some silk gloves
And if I had a million Galleons
I think I'd buy your love…
And if I had a million Galleons
If I had a million Galleons,
If I had a million Galleons…
I'd be rich.
-Arthur Weasley
(1) Can be found in Newt Scamander's Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.