A new girl in town
Chapter 36
Kayla/Kane
"I'll just... something; I don't know," Kayla said. Then she laughed.
Kane picked up the phone and dialed the code then the number he wanted.
Kayla sat across from him and remained silent.
Do I even want to know what he's up to? She wondered.
But hey, he seems okay with the phone. That's cool.
Kane took a couple of deep breaths to calm himself before he pressed the send button.
"Do you want to put the call on speaker? Just move the phone away from your face and it'll change over," Kayla said.
Kane didn't say anything he just pulled it away from his face and she could see he was trying no to laugh.
The phone rang three times then they heard a sleepy voice answer the phone.
Kane put his finger to his lips asking for silence.
Oh boy. Kayla thought. What could he be up to?
Then out of Kane's mouth came a perfect Vince imitation.
"Where the hell are you?" Kane stopped for a second. "You've missed both meetings and there is a show starting in an hour."
Kayla's eyes widened and she put a hand over her mouth to stifle her fit of laughter.
"What Huh. Shit." Came out of the speaker. Then someone getting up obviously in a panic.
Suddenly the person on the other end shouted. "Kane!"
Kane lost it then and started laughing.
"YOU!" said the voice very clearly. It was J.J.
Kane laughed even harder.
"Oh my fuck I can't even," Kayla said through her laughter.
"You know dear." J.J. said through the speaker. "Paybacks are a bitch and I owe you one. Remember the last time I owed you one."
That made Kane laugh harder still.
Then the phone went dead.
"Uh oh. I'd start running for your life," Kayla said.
"NO." Kane said still laughing. "We've played the I owe you one game before."
Kayla laughed.
"This I've gotta hear," Kayla said.
"I put her in a shower at the arena with her clothes on." Kane said. "I didn't know her all that well at the time. I thought she would be mad instead she said 'I owe you one' and she got me later on."
Kayla laughed as she imagined the scene.
"That must have been pretty Hot. You must have control of steal or something. If I had a gorgeous, naked woman in front of me all wet like that, there would definitely be fucking afterwards," she said.
"I almost did lose control. But she wasn't naked she had all her clothes on." Kane said. "She told me I was lucky she had other clothes or I'd have been the one leaving naked."
"There was no fucking. I didn't know about sex then." Kane said.
"Was she your first?" Kayla asked.
"Yes, She'll be my only." Kane said
Kayla smiled.
"You're pretty lucky," she said.
"My first time sucked. Most people's first seem to be that way. At least you got to experience sex the way it should be," she added.
"I wish I had known more about it before it happened. I was confused. I didn't know what to do." Kane said quietly sounding embarrassed.
"Eh, that's alright. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing either," Kayla said.
"She thought I had already been with Tori." Kane said. "But Tori only used my heart to get air time." Kane added sounding a bit sad. "The she left with X-Pac."
"Oh hell. I'm sorry. I'm going to hug you again... unless you want to talk about it?" Kayla said.
"No." Kane said. "But a hug might be nice."
"Kay. That I can do. Kayla hugs are always availible," Kayla said as she stood from her seat and moved around to where Kane sat.
"Someone's getting busy with another woman. I wonder if J.J. knows." Tori said pointing to Kane and Kayla as DX went past the restaurant on their way out.
Hunter looked in and an evil smile crossed his face.
Oh shit. X-Pac thought. This is definitely not going to be good. Maybe I should talk to J.J. before Hunter gets him in trouble.
"You really do give the best fucking hugs," Kayla said with a grin once they'd both moved away and she'd sat back down.
Just then Kayla saw J.J. sneaking up behind Kane.
I should probably warn him. She thought. Nah, fuck it; I'm too curious to ruin her fun.
Walking up behind him J.J. realized that Kayla had seen her but wasn't going to ruin it for her so she kept going hoping Kane wouldn't turn around.
Then she lifted a huge pitcher of water and just as she was about to dump it Kane turned. He got the whole pitcher in the face.
"Damn girl!" Kayla said beginning to laugh.
Kane sputtered and laughed pulling J.J. down into his now soaked lap.
"That didn't take you long." Kane said. "Last time you made me wait a week for my payback."
"Oo, kinky," Kayla quipped.
"And I thought my sex games were... creative," she added with a smirk.
J.J. flushed a moment then turned to Kane and kissed him.
"When did you start doing Vince? You had me totally convinced." J.J. said.
"I had no idea you could do that," Kayla said.
"You should call Wade next and try a Hugh Jackmanesc australian accent on him or something. He'd lose it," she added.
"I can only do people I've heard a lot and Vince yells at me a LOT." Kane said.
"Yeah he's got Taker down and does a better Big Show than Big Show does." J.J. said laughing.
Kayla grinned.
"That's fucking awesome," she said.
"Hey wait... Could you do Wade?" she asked.
"Not yet. I haven't heard him talk enough." Kane said.
"I'm surprised he did it in front of you Kayla. He's never done it for anyone but me before." J.J. said.
"And you sir. If that is going to be how you use your new toy I'm going to take it away." J.J. said laughing.
"But I didn't use my phone. I used hers." Kane said.
"Guilty," Kayla said.
"But I didn't know that's why he wanted it," she added.
Kane laughed and laughed.
"Boys and their toys." J.J. said joining in his laughter. "Really hun Crank calls."
Kayla smiled.
"Just wait till he finds the games," she said.
"There are games. I like Tetris." Kane said remembering playing it when he and J.J. were apart.
"Oh my god yes. Here, take my phone. I have, like, everything," Kayla said handing him her phone.
"Just open the games folder. It's all there," she said.
Kane took the phone and found Tetris and began playing. Twenty minutes later J.J. took the phone from him.
"I think you've created a monster here." J.J. laughed handing her back her phone.
"But I was winning." Kane said.
Kayla laughed.
"There are a few different versions of that one," she said.
"Really." Kane said reaching for her phone again.
J.J. playfully slapped his hand. "You have one of your own you know." She said laughing.
Kayla smiled.
"Knock yourself out," she said as she gave him back the phone.
J.J. smacked his hand again. "Go get yours silly." J.J. paused. "And get changed. You're soaking wet."
"That's your fault J.J." Kane laughed getting up.
Kayla just shook her head.
"You guys really have created a monster. Next thing you know Taker will have to pry that thing out of his hands for matches." J.J. laughed.
Kayla laughed.
"I'd say sorry but I'm not," she said.
J.J. laughed again. "It's good to see him enjoying new things really." J.J. said.
"Cool. We won't push too hard, I promise," Kayla said.
"I haven't seen him this excited about doing something completely out of his comfort zone since I took him to the amusement park." J.J. said smiling at the memory.
"I think Wade's really connected with him," Kayla said.
"I figured they'd get along eventually but yeah. Wade's like 'I want him to experience everything awesome!' and I'm just like seriously, slow the fuck down!" Kayla said.
"He does need to go slow. When we got there I could see he was very nervous. He practically had a death grip on the wheel. I thought it was because people might recognize him. I found out afterward it was because he was afraid to be seen." J.J. said. "But once he got inside and no one laughed at him or anything he had a blast. His first rollercoaster ride scared the hell out of him. I was screaming all the way through it and when we got off he kept asking if I was hurt." J.J. said.
Kayla smiled.
"Sounds pretty amazing," she said. "Sharing that experience, I mean," she added.
"Yeah poor guy's head was on a swivel I swore it was going to fall off. He wanted to try everything. His first cotton candy was hilarious." J.J. said smiling broadly.
Kayla smiled.
"How do you think he'd feel about going paintballing?" she asked.
"He liked the laser tag. We were the last ones left and he captured me rather than kill me. Flung me over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and walked out of the maze." J.J. laughed.
"That's hilarious," Kayla said.
"I think it could be fun. Wade doesn't give a shit - he'll shoot anything. Vanessa's all about tactics and strategy. Then there's Cassie. She's the one who suggested that we should go the first time. She's fucking fearless and all 'I can has gun? Yay!'," Kayla said.
J.J. laughed.
"Well I left the choice of together or separate up to him and he chose to be on separate teams. I was shocked." J.J. said smiling again.
"Boys and their competitive natures," Kayla said.
"I think he'd enjoy it as long as he knows he can't hurt anyone for real. He's tough as they come in the ring. But I don't think he'd want to accidently hurt someone playing around." J.J. said.
Kayla nodded.
"They give you gear to help prevent that from happening," she said.
"Just make sure you tell him that. I would also suggest shooting him once before you go so he knows it isn't really going to do anyone any damage." J.J. said nodding. "Yeah I think he'd really get a kick out of that."
"Get a kick out of what?" Kane said coming up behind them.
"Going paintballing," Kayla said.
"I've never painted." Kane said smiling.
Kayla smiled.
"The paint balls are in the guns. You work as a team and shoot each other with them," she explained.
"J.J. told you about laser tag didn't she?" he said laughing.
"Yeah... but that's seriously what it is," Kayla said.
"But what are paint balls?" Kane asked beginning to like the idea.
"Balls of paint," Kayla said.
"So you shoot people with balls of paint. Wouldn't that hurt? I wouldn't want to shoot J.J. and hurt her." Kane said.
"Oh so you plan to shoot me." J.J. said. "Not if I get you first."
Kane laughed. "I beat you at laser tag." He said.
"Yeah but you cheated you're not supposed to capture people." J.J. added laughing.
"Nah. They give you gear - pads and stuff - that protects you from most of the impact," Kayla said.
"Most of the impact?" Kane asked. "How hard do these paintballs hit?"
"Not as hard as you do." J.J. laughed.
Kay.
Kayla shrugged.
"It can sting a bit sometimes but that's about it," she said. "And depending on where you get hit if it hits an unpadded part it could leave a small bruise."
"Oh." Kane said. "I wouldn't care about that but J.J. and I have to be on the same team so I can protect her."
"Protect me my ass did you forget the times I've been bowled over and even hit once with a trash can while doing my job." J.J. said. "I can take it."
"I know you can hun." Kane said wrapping his arm around her. "I just forget sometimes how tough you are."
J.J. laughed.
Kayla smiled.
"It's a lot of fun," she said.
"Anyway, are you ready to start downloading some shit?" she asked.
None of them noticed X-Pac watching nearby.
They seem fine. X-Pac thought watching J.J. and Kane. Should I tell them that Hunter is up to something?