Here is the newest instalment of Extreme Fanfic Wrestling
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==Opening Credits (Devour by Shinedown)==
==Opening Pyro==
"Well fans, tonight is the final EFW before Summertime, I'm Travis Cade, this man next to me is my friend, Ryan Fawcer, Ryan, tell them about tonight" said Travis
"Tonight, Hunter Blakesfield steps into the ring against Giant Guppy, in a preview of the Tag Title match on Sunday" said Ryan
"Also, we see Curtis Extreme step into the ring against the 7 foot tall, Tony 2 Times, that is going to be amazing" said Travis
"Plus, we get to see the EFW Hardcore Champion, Jason Cage, as he defends the title against John Pecker" said Ryan
Caeden Farrell's music plays and Caeden walks to the ring, carrying a table. The fans boo him.
"This opening contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, CAEDEN FARRELL" said Lola
"Caeden Farrell, he has completely changed, just like last week, he is bringing out the table, but last week, after he won his match, he drove his opponent through the table" said Travis
"He says he wants a shot at the EFW Hardcore Championship at Summertime, will Jason answer the challenge tonight?" asked Ryan
"And his opponent, hurdling the ring, from Palatka, Florida, weighing 233 pounds, Eddie Fearwore" said Lola
The bell rings
"Here we go with this match, AND CAEDEN, starts off with a big boot to the gut of Eddie Fearwore" said Travis
"Backs him into the corner and now the kicks to the midsection by Caeden Farrell" said Ryan
"Caeden stops the assault, now charges at Eddie, BUT EDDIE MOVES OUT OF HARMS WAY" said Travis
"And now, Eddie Fearwore with multiple forearms to the face of Caeden Farrell" said Ryan
"BUT CAEDEN FARRELL, fights him off and now multiple headbutts to this young rookie by the dangerous Caeden Farrell" said Travis
"AND CAEDEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX" said Ryan
"Eddie back to his feet, now the forearms to the face of Eddie Fearwore, AND NOW THE SHOULDER THRUSTS TO THE GUT OF EDDIE" said Travis
"Referee, Zack Darrens, able to break it up" said Ryan
"Caeden charging at Eddie, BUT EDDIE COUNTERS WITH THE DOUBLE BOOTS TO THE FACE" said Travis
"And a dropkick to the knee, takes down Caeden Farrell" said Ryan
"AND EDDIE FOLLOWS UP WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE, Eddie is fighting back against Caeden Farrell" said Travis
1! Kickout
"No, a kickout at 2 there by Caeden, AND EDDIE with a double foot stomp to the gut of Caeden" said Travis
"Caeden back to his feet, Eddie to the top rope, EDDIE GONNA FLY" said Ryan
"NO! Caeden Farrell with a huge headbutt to the gut, counters Eddie, now picking him up, AND THE FAMEASSER" said Travis
"Caeden Farrell with the Fameasser, wait, now picking up Eddie once again" said Ryan
"AND CAEDEN FARRELL WITH THE TWIST OF FATE TO EDDIE FEARWORE, that has to be it" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, CAEDEN FARRELL" said Lola
"Caeden Farrell picking up the win tonight, wait, he's getting the table" said Ryan
"We saw this last week, Caeden setting up the table in the centre of the ring, now picking up Eddie, AND HE CHOKESLAMS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE" said Travis
"Caeden will not stop until he gets a shot at the EFW Hardcore Championship" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
Hunter Blakesfield's music plays and Hunter approaches the ring. The fans cheer for him.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from New York City, weighing 247 pounds, he is one half of the EFW World Tag Team Champions, HUNTER BLAKESFIELD" said Lola
"Here is Hunter, one half of the EFW World Tag Team Champions, this guy is good in the ring" said Ryan
"Good? This man is undefeated, he has been in this company for months and he hasn't lost a single match, he's had some challenges, but he's always come out on top" said Travis
Giant Guppy's music plays and Guppy walks to the ring, with his signature boomerang. The fans cheer for him.
"And his opponent, from Melbourne, Australia, GIANT GUPPY" said Lola
"And here comes Giant Guppy, he and his little brother, Fishface, are the number one contenders for the Tag Titles this Sunday at Summertime" said Travis
"Good luck to them there" said Ryan
The bell rings.
"Here we go, this match is underway, Hunter tries to start things off with a lockup but Guppy dodges and gets behind Hunter" said Travis
"Hunter attempts the clothesline, Guppy ducks it, AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK by Giant Guppy" said Ryan
"Guppy gets Hunter back to his feet, and tosses him into the turnbuckle, now setting him up for a running start, AND HUNTER EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE" said Travis
"Hunter picks up Giant Guppy again, applies the side headlock" said Ryan
"But Guppy able to push away Hunter, sends him into the ropes, Guppy drops down under Hunter, now Hunter is sent into the opposite ropes, and Guppy leapfrogs over the ropes" said Travis
"AND HUNTER RUNS INTO THE SPINNING HEEL KICK BY GIANT GUPPY" said Ryan
"Hunter rolling out of the ring AND GUPPY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE, SENDING BOTH MEN TO THE RAMP" said Travis
"Guppy gets Hunter back to his feet, now gets him back in the ring" said Ryan
"Hunter using the ropes to get back to a vertical base, Guppy charges at Hunter, BUT HUNTER COUNTERS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, now the uppercut by Hunter" said Travis
"Now Hunter, Irish whips Guppy into the ropes, but Guppy able to use his athleticism to land on the apron" said Ryan
"Hunter charges at Guppy, but Guppy connects with a forearm, AND NOW A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK, impressive move there by Giant Guppy" said Travis
"But Guppy has to be careful, letting Hunter get back to his feet, now charges at him" said Ryan
"AND HUNTER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SPEAT ON GIANT GUPPY, that has to be it" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner, HUNTER BLAKESFIELD" said Lola
"Hunter picks up the win tonight, his undefeated streak continues" said Travis
==Commercial Break==
Tony 2 Times' music plays and Tony approaches the ring with Jonas Luca. The fans boo him.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Pizzoferrato, Italy, standing 7 feet tall, weighing 399 pounds, TONY 2 TIMES" said Lola
"Tony 2 Times, a future World Champion, in my opinion, this guy can tear through anyone" said Ryan
'America' by Deuce plays and Curtis Extreme approaches the ring on a 4-Wheeler. The fans cheer for him.
"And his opponent, from Mount Extreme, weighing 267 pounds, CURTIS EXTREME" said Lola
"Maybe Tony can't tear through just anyone, let's see if he can end the winning streak of this one man demolition derby" said Travis
The bell rings.
"Here we go, both men going to start with a tie up, NO, Curtis starts things off with a kick to the knee of Tony 2 Times" said Travis
"Curtis actually has to be careful, since the last edition of EFW, he sustained an injury when he was dirt biking" said Ryan
"Side headlock applied by Curtis Extreme, AND TONY SWEEPS THE LEG OF CURTIS, and the former Extreme Sports star, backed into the corner, and now Tony with multiple kicks to the gut" said Travis
"And now, Tony hooking the arms of Curtis Extreme into the corner, AND A FRYING PAN CHOP TO THE CHEST" said Ryan
"Now, Tony setting Curtis up in the corner, AND ANOTHER FRYING PAN CHOP TO THE CHEST OF CURTIS EXTREME" said Travis
"Curtis quickly back to his feet, BUT WALKS RIGHT INTO THAT CLOTHESLINE BY TONY" said Ryan
"And now, Tony 2 Times, applying, sort of like a claw hold to the shoulder of Curtis Extreme, Curtis trying to escape" said Travis
"Curtis is able to get back to his feet" said Ryan
"Curtis, with multiple back elbows to the gut of Tony 2 Times, able to escape the claw hold, now the punches to the face of Tony 2 Times" said Travis
"Now the forearm shot to the face of the 7 foot Italian, AND ANOTHER" said Ryan
"Curtis charging at Tony, Curtis ducks under the clothesline, AND HITS A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF TONY" said Travis
"Tony trying to crawl away, and now Curtis applying a camel clutch using the ropes" said Ryan
"Quickly releasing it, now Curtis on the apron, AND A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF TONY 2 TIMES BY CURTIS EXTREME" said Travis
"2 Times still standing, Curtis climbing to the top rope" said Ryan
"AND CURTIS WITH A DIVING SHOULDER BARGE TO TONY 2 TIMES, TAKING DOWN THE GIANT MAN" said Travis
"Now Curtis, I think he's ready to end it, he's setting up Tony for something" said Ryan
"WAIT, JONAS LUCA GETTING IN THE RING AND CHOP BLOCKED CURTIS, what's Jonas Luca doing?" asked Travis
"The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, CURTIS EXTREME" said Lola
"Well, Jonas Luca getting Tony 2 Times disqualified, not what we were hoping to happen" said Ryan
==Commercial Break==
Jason Cage's music plays and the EFW Hardcore Champion approaches the ring. The fans cheer for him.
"The following is an Extreme Rules match, scheduled for one fall and it is for the EFW Hardcore Championship, introducing first, from Modesto, California, he is the current EFW Hardcore Champion, JASON CAGE" said Lola
"Jason Cage is ready for this match, but one thing that has to be on his mind has got to be Caeden Farrell, Caeden has demanded a match at Summertime for the Hardcore Championship in a Tables Match" said Travis
'Ignition' by Tobymac plays and John Pecker approaches the ring. The fans cheer for him.
"And his opponent, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing 222 pounds, JOHN PECKER" said Lola
"This guy is always exciting to watch, he is fast, he is athletic and he is amazing, this guy can break the speed limit when he's walking" said Travis
The Bell Rings.
"And we're off in this match, Jason Cage versus John Pecker, both men starting off with a lock up, Jason turning it into a rear waistlock" said Travis
"Pecker able to quickly escape, into a rear waistlock of his own, but Cage with a snapmare" said Ryan
"John Pecker quickly able to return to his feet, AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK BY PECKER" said Travis
"Pecker taking down Jason Cage, now already setting up Cage for the Pecker Driver" said Ryan
"Has the snapmare set up, BUT JASON CAGE COUNTERS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP" said Travis
"Impressive move, Pecker back up, kick to the gut of John Pecker, sets him up for the Suplex" said Ryan
"NO! John Pecker nailed Jason Cage with the Mood Swing, that could be it, we could have a new Hardcore Champion" said Travis
1! 2! Kickout
"No, a kick out at 2, well, John gets Jason back to his feet, setting him up for something else, WAIT, JASON CAGE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE DEATH BLOW" said Travis
1! 2! 3!
"Here is your winner and still the EFW Hardcore Champion, JASON CAGE" said Lola
"Well, Jason wins the match, he keeps the title, well done, but what about Caeden Farrell's challenge?" asked Travis
Jason grabs a mic.
"HEY, CAEDEN, I have seen the stuff you've done, and I never back down from a challenge, I'll see you at Summertime" said Jason
"Well there you have it, this Sunday, it will be Jason Cage against Caeden Farrell in a tables match for the EFW Hardcore Championship, that's all the time we have for this week, we'll see you Sunday for Summertime" said Travis
That concludes the newest edition of EFW
Sorry for the wait, I recently started my second year of college, plus my best friend's birthday is in a few days, so I've been busy.
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