A/N: I literally just posted three chapters... now I'm posting two more! Because... why not!?

Day 8 - Szayelaporro Granz

Gin,

That... was not me. That's a clone Szayel accidentally made when he got his weird disgusting gunk stuff in my shower water.

Wait... why hasn't anyone else had any clones yet?

Your (suspicious) Lord,

Aizen