Entry 36
"Never try an' get a staight answer out of a centaur." ~ R. Hagrid, SS/PS
Author: Silksteel
Title: So wrong
'And when I asked Firenze to please give my trousers back, he told me the collusion of a pale moon and Uranus was a portent of coming rapture,' Ron told them later that night, making a valliant effort to ingest one of Hagrid's rock cakes.
There was silence from Harry and Hermione, who'd both clapped their hands over their mouths and were turning puce.
'Never try an' get a straight answer out of a centaur,' Hagrid said wisely, stoking the fire.
Hermione let out a squeak and fell sideways onto Harry's shoulder, shaking with silent laughter.