Chapter 36
Tasha, Fridgesan, (Who is wearing Altair's assassin uniform, (red sash is orange) In black) Oreo (who is carrying her twins), Taylor and darers enter the room.
Tasha: Hi everyone, how have you been?
Everyone: Bored!
Tasha: Of course you have! Now we have dares for you and…(Sighs) Ok where is she now?
Everyone: (Shrugs)
Selphie: (Walks in) Oh! She isn't here either, dam!
Oreo: Who isn't here either?
Cookie: Cat, we cant find her anywhere.
Tasha: She probably be here in a minute. Now who's first with the dares?
Taylor: I dare Oreo to tell us when and where she made her twins.
Oreo/Fridgesan: (Deep blush)
Oreo: That's none of your business!
Tasha: Oh but it is now…(Puffs pipe)
Oreo: (Blushes and sighs) It was last year, and I cant remember where.
Taylor: You don't remember where?
Oreo: (Shakes head)
Taylor: Ok whatever, now I dare Ino to go kiss who she likes.
Ino: Ok, (Kisses Sasuke)
Skye Sasuke: You Bitch! (Beats up Ino)
Tasha: Language please!
Skye Sasuke: Sorry,
Taylor: Tut, Tut shame on you. Now Gaara I want you to…
Gaara: (Dressed in a suit holding Taylor's hand) I do take you to be my wife.
Taylor: Wow!
Everyone: 0.0 what just happened?
Oreo: Alright I dare Fridgesan to change the twins diapers for 1 week.
Fridgesan: Something tells me your going to dare that every week.
Oreo: You know me too well. Oh and Deidara must tickle Taylor.
Taylor: Ha! Good luck I'm not ticklish!
Deidara: (Tickles her, but Taylor didn't respond)
Taylor: Ha! That one backfired didn't it!
Oreo: Shut up!
Hidan and Kakuzu just come out of the closet from last time, with twins!
Hidan: I'm so happy!
Kakuzu: That's three kids now. Two boys and one girl.
Hidan: Shall we…
Kakuzu: get married?
Both: F..K YEAH! (They get married)
Tasha: What's going on here?!
GG: I brought cake! (Cake says happy 200th review/knowing your best friend for 11 years. (Yes it has a slash on a cake) Sasuke and Sakura HANDS OFF!
Sasuke/Sakura: Oh…
Oreo's twins have guns and start firing at Sasuke.
Sasuke: What the hell! (Starts to run, but Tobi trips him into the pit of death) DARN IT!
Oreo: Fridgesan! What did I tell you about leaving your guns around?!
Fridgesan: My bad…
GG: Now I dare Sasori to make Sakura into a piñata, and Deidara to fill her up with explosive clay. Then be dangled over some alligators. Aren't I just evil?
Sakura: YES! (She gets made into a piñata and gets filled with explosive clay, everyone starts hitting her) OW!
GG: Oh look, I think I have opened her up.
Sakura: What! (Explodes)
Everyone laughs.
Selphie: Well she aint here yet, me and Cookie will go look for her.
Tasha: Where's Jaffa?
Cookie: She may have gone with Cat.
Tasha: Oh ok,
Shikamaru: I might as well go with them.
Akane: Wait! Shikamaru could you use your shadow to tickle Ino for half an hour first?
Shikamaru: (Sighs) What a drag…fine (Uses his shadow to grab Ino)
Ino: WAIT! Shikamaru you'd better not! (He tickles her)
Half an hour later
Shikamaru: Times up, Gotta go.
Tasha: Take this cell phone to tell us if you have found her.
Shikamaru: Ok…(Him, Selphie and Cookie run out)
Alternative Angel: My turn. Now I want Fridgesan to see the recording of what Sasuke and Sakura thinks of him.
Sasuke/Sakura: (Who have both come back somehow) NOO! (Plays tape)
A few minutes later.
Sasuke and Sakura are beaten to a pulp on the ground.
Fridgesan: That's what you get when you mess with me.
Taylor: She didn't even press play Fridgesan…
Fridgesan: Well, who cares they were gonna get it anyway.
Taylor: True…
Alternative Angel: Now I dare Gaara and Neji to act like Lee.
Gaara/Neji: 0.0
Kiki: WOW! Me wanna see this!
Gaara: The power of youth (Pointing to the sky)
Neji: (Does Guy pose)
They both point to the sunset.
Alternative Angel: Itachi must give up Pocky
Itachi: NOOO! (Cries on floor sucking his thumb)
Angel: 0.0
Alternative Angel: I dare Sasuke and Sakura to have kids.
Fan girls: NO!
Sasuke and Sakura go into closet, a few hours later they come out with kids.
Alternative Angel: Now Kyuubi corrupt them please.
Kyuubi: With pleasure…(Corrupts the kids)
Kid: (Hugs Naruto) best daddy ever.
Naruto: Ha! Ha!
Alternative Angel: Now I dare the Fourth Hokage to apologise to the Kyuubi for sealing him up.
Fourth Hokage: I'm…Sorry.
Kyuubi: Whatever.
Alternative Angel: Now hang on a sec (Peels off 3 layers of Sasuke's flesh)
Sasuke: OW!
Tasha: Oh yes! Pain to Sasuke is always a good thing. (Puffs pipe)
Akane: Can Itachi make Sasuke sing an Elvis song.
Itachi: Sure! (Smacks Sasuke's head) Sing an Elvis song now loser!
Sasuke: Whatever…(Sings you aint nothing but a hound dog)
Everyone laughs
Skye Sasuke: Sasuke here (Grows Sasuke's Elvis back to normal)
Everyone: Oh…
Sasuke: Thanks…(Snogs Skye Sasuke)
Skye Sasuke: (Points to everyone) Now you must all get Sasuke haircuts.
Everyone: WHAT!
Fridgesan: I have to have chicken ass hair?
Everyone gets their hair cuts
Skye Sasuke: Good, now I dare Sakura and all the fan girls to wear shock collars.
They all put on shock collars.
Skye Sasuke: To make sure it works say I love Sasuke.
Girls: I love Sasuke (Shock) OW!
Skye Sasuke: Now I dare Kakashi and Sasuke to teach me Chidori.
They spend half an hour trying to teach her, but she is too busy staring at Sasuke.
Kakashi: Now you try it. (She tries and hits Kakashi) Not bad…(Passes out)
Skye Sasuke: Oops…Oh well can me and Sasuke go out?
Tasha: Maybe after the chapter.
Skye Sasuke: Ok then I dare Itachi to guy sky diving without his cloak.
Itachi: Ok…(Takes off cloak then goes up in a aeroplane, the jumps) I'm coming Angel!
Angel: Yay! (He comes down and they both make out)
Tasha: Impressive…don't you think Taylor? (Taylor and Gaara are making out.) Madness!
Skye Sasuke: I want your fan Temari, and teach me how to use it.
Temari: Fine whatever (Teaches her how to use it)
Skye Sasuke: Cool! (Uses it to blow Sakura into the wall) Hehe! Now I dare Sasori to make me a puppet of Sasuke and Naruto.
Sasori: Ok, (Makes her puppets)
Skye Sasuke: YAY! I'm done.
Tasha: Ok, now who's next?
Akane: Me! Hi everyone, I dare Hidan to (Whispers in his ear)
Hidan: I hate you! (Kisses Sasori)
Sasori: OH MY GOD!
Kakuzu: WTF!
Fridgesan: What did I tell you people about saying that?!
Kakuzu: Sorry…
Akane: Now I dare, Pein to steal Kakuzu's wallet, and leave some ransom note with your name spelt pin.
Pein: (Steals Kakuzu's wallet and replaces it)
Kakuzu: I saw that Pein! (Looks at the ransom) What! that's it! (Chases Pein)
Akane: Konan you can save Pein.
Konan: I like you, you come up with good dares. (She saves Pein by knocking out Kakuzu)
Akane: (Whispers to Deidara)
Deidara: Ew…But ok (Shoves cherry bombs up Sasuke's butt)
Sasuke: Oh (Blows up)
Akane: And team 7's
Deidara: (Shoves em up team 7's as well)
Akane: Yay! Now I dare Sakura to kiss Sasori's forehead, ruffle his hair and call him cute.
Sakura: (Sighs and kisses Sasori's forehead, the ruffles his hair) You are so cute.
Sasori: I know…now go away.
Sakura: (Growls)
Zetsu bites off Sasuke's arms
Sasuke: AH! What the hell!
Zetsu: It was a dare…
Akane: That's right, Now Tobi throw all the genin and Jonin from Konoha into the pit of death please.
Tobi: (Madara's voice) Tobi is a bad boy! (Throws them all in, but they come back out five minutes later)
Akane: Tsunade do the same thing that Sakura did to Sasori to Pein. And give him a bear hug.
Tsunade: Sure, (Kisses his forehead and ruffles his hair) Your so cute. (Bear hugs him)
Konan: Yes he is…(Glares)
Tsunade: Heh! Sorry…
Akane: Now Sasuke French kiss Sakura for 5 minutes and Orochimaru wash your hair, seriously you could fry chips on your head.
Orochimaru: Thanks…(He washes his hair)
Sasuke French kisses Sakura.
Sakura: Oh I love you Sasuke (Shock!) AH!
Akane: Last one, Kakashi shred up your books.
Kakashi: Again…(Shreds them up crying)
Akane: (Throws them off of a waterfall) me done except GLOMP! (Glomps Kisame)
Tasha: Nice ones Akane, now its (Ring) Oh hang on. (answers it) Hello.
Shikamaru: Have you seen her yet?
Tasha: Shouldn't I be asking you that?
Shikamaru: Oh yeah…But we can't find her.
Tasha: Keep searching, tell us when you find her.
Shikamaru: Ok…(Hangs up)
Tasha: This is getting bad now, where is she?
Fridgesan: When was the last time anyone saw her?
Taylor: Yesterday, when she got taken out by Don Patch.
Tasha: Well lets keep going for now, Who's next?
Narutofan221: Me, and I dare Itachi and Sasuke to sing brother my brother.
Itachi: Yeah come on Sasuke.
Brother, my brother
Tell me what are we fighting for
We've got to end this war
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
We can try
Brother my brother
YOUR NOT SINGING! DIE! (beats up Sasuke)
Tasha: Well that was…different.
Taylor: But in a good way.
Tasha: Oh yeah Sasuke got beat up so it all good.
Angel: Oh Itachi your voice is amazing. (Snogs Itachi)
Sasuke: Hey Kara, you know you look absolutely fine today.
Kara: (Uses earth snakes to attack Sasuke) Connor! (Hides behind EDS with arms around his waist) He's flirting with me again.
EDS: That's it Sasuke I dare us to have a battle.
Sasuke: (Smirks) Alright then!
They start fighting, making a great fight scene, But the Sasuke struck EDS in the heart
Everyone: (Gasps)
EDS turns into a blood clone, the whacks Sasuke's head with a Sasuke head size bell. later a couch appears out of no where and EDS is slept on it with Kara on top of him. With her head on his chest, and his arms around her waist.
Girls: KAWAII!
A few minutes later they both awake.
EDS: Now I dare everyone to do the…
Kiki: HEY! Me thought you got hurt! You make Kiki cry (Tears in eyes)
EDS: I'm sorry, but I dare everyone to do the thriller.
Kiki: YAY!
Everyone dances the thriller. With Orochimaru as Michael Jackson
EDS: Now I dare everyone to say their favourite Hero. Mine is Ironman
Kara: Connor
Tasha: I have lots!
Taylor: Gaara
Oreo: Fridgesan
Fridgesan: Have lots.
Akatsuki: Us!
Lee: Guy!
Kiki: Lee!
Tenten: Neji
Tsunade: Don't have one.
Jaraiya: Me!
Kakashi: Jaraiya
Naruto: EDS!
Fourth Hokage: Thanks…Me!
Gaara: Me
Angel: Itachi!
All darers say their favourite characters
Kabuto: Orochimaru
Orochimaru: Me
Ino/Sakura/Skye Sasuke/ fan girls: Sasuke!
Everyone else's were either themselves or Cat. Tasha or Fridgesan.
Tasha: Now then, who is next now. (Knock, Knock) maybe that's Cat.
Opens the door to Bobobo and Gasser.
Bobobo: (Dressed up like school girl) Hey guys! Do you know where the little girls room is?
Gasser: WHAT! that's not why we're here for!
Tasha: Not that I'm complaining but why are you here?
Gasser: Someone wanted us for a dare.
Attck Inuzuka: That was me! I want you Gasser to fight Naruto. While I fight Bobobo
Gasser: Alright! Bring it on!
Naruto and Gasser fight, Naruto is sadly beaten from Gasser's smelly attack.
Attck Inuzuka: (Didn't even hit Bobobo and he is on the floor crying) I win.
Angel: My turn! Now I want to know what Choji's, Orochimaru's, Akatsuki and Sasuke's songs that represent themselves are.
Orochimaru: Well mine would be um…(Buzzer)
Bobobo: Ooh! Ooh! I know pick me!
Angel: You not even supposed to be here!
Bobobo: But I have an answer and that's (Picks up Gasser) FOOTBALL!
Gasser: (Is thrown) AAAH!
Akatsuki: Our song would be Men in black
Sasuke: He is not one of us. (Lion king 2)
Choji: Food glorious food
Angel: Shocker….
Orochimaru: I don't know,
Angel: Wrong answer (Hits him in the head with a hammer)
Itachi: Nice!
Angel: Yay! Now I wanna hear the Akatsuki pick up lines
Itachi: Mine is Excuse me I lost my number can I borrow yours?
Deidara: Hi I hurt my hand will you kiss it better?
Tobi: Can I take your picture, I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Kakuzu: Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number…for insurance reasons.
Hidan: Wow, are you really as beautiful as you seem? Or do you just remind you of myself?
Zetsu: (Rose in mouth) Hello I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are.
Pein: If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.
Kisame: you look like a refreshing glass of water, and I am the thirstiest guy in the world.
Sasori: Go out with me or die,
Tasha: THE BEST ONE YET!
Everyone: -.-
Angel: Naruto seeing as it is your birthday tomorrow, I'm giving you a giant bowl of ramen.
Naruto: YAY!
Angel: Also would you like to be my little brother?
Naruto: Huh? But EDS is my big brother, and Kara is my big sister.
Angel: Pwease?
Naruto: Ok! In your face Sasuke!
Sasuke: (Growls)
Angel: Now Kabuto, why are you so dedicated to snake guy over there?
Kabuto: Because, he is the best!
Everyone: Ew!
Kabuto: Not like that!
Angel: Right…Anyway, so who is your secret crush?
Kabuto: (Blushes) Its Temari
Temari: WHAT!
Everyone: 0.0
Kabuto: Well look at her, she is beautiful
Angel: Right…Itachi I'm scared, (Hugs Itachi)
Itachi: Don't worry. He is just a Harry Potter wannabe.
Kabuto: I AM NOT!
Angel: Now I wanna know what Fridgesan thinks of us.
Fridgesan: Why?
Angel: Curious…
Fridgesan: Well you're all great! Except the b.stards over there!
Everyone: YAY!
Sco23: Hi everyone, now my dares are every time Sasuke gets thrown off of a cliff he has to sing I'm not gay.
Sasuke: Ok…
Sco23: I dare the girls to put man eating ants and rabid chipmunks in their pants.
Girls: WHY YOU LITTLE! (They put them in their pants and are running around screaming in pain)
Sco23: Tayuya, you must take off your tickle belt and put it on Sakura and Ino. So if anyone dares Sasuke it activates.
Ino/Sakura: we're doomed!
Kiki: Yes you are! Cos me dare is Everyone beat up Sasuke and Sakura.
The belt activates and Ino and Sakura laugh like crazy.
Kiki: Also I dare Tasha to be crowned Queen of Art!
Deidara/Sasori: YES! (They put a crown on her head) Queen of Art!
Everyone bows.
Tasha: Oh yes (Puffs pipe)
Kiki: Well me last dare was Shikamaru to tickle Cat cos she escaped last time, but they both are not here.
Tasha: A whole chapter she hasn't been here. That's unlike her.
Taylor: Hmmm, Maybe she forgot.
Tasha: That may be it, her memory is terrible…
Fridgesan: So that's the reason then, she forgot.
Tasha: Must be…
Neji: I don't think she would be that forgetful.
Cat: (Appears in front of everyone wearing a punk outfit with Jaffa on shoulder) I'm not actually.
Everyone: 0.0
Cat: What?
Tasha: Where have you been now?
Cat: Wha…I was training Jaffa, and um….
Tasha: Yes…
Cat: I kinda didn't show up cos I didn't want to go through the dares.
Everyone: WHAT!
Tasha: You had everyone worried cos you didn't want to do dares?
Cat: Um…pretty much.
Fridgesan: (Smacks Cat round the head with a frying pan)
Cat: ow…(Passes out)
Tasha: (Sighs) Tie her up please people. Make sure she cant go anywhere. Or move for that matter.
People tie Cat up with chains so she cant move.
Tasha: (Rings up Shikamaru,) Shikamaru got her. And don't worry she wont be going anywhere for a while.
Fridgesan: Now for my dares. Akatsuki you must be taken with a epic picture. (he takes pictures of them with different poses. All looking at the falling sun) nice…Now I dare Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Kakashi must help me build the new house next to the base.
Kiba: Ok!
Naruto: YEAH!
Kakashi: (Sighs)
Shikamaru: (Walks in, then gets dragged back out by others)
Fridgesan: Come on Oreo you're coming too.
Oreo: Yay! Oh wait (Brings Sasuke with them)
Fridgesan: Oh yeah, he can be the lift for the supplies. The very heavy supplies.
Sasuke: Help me…
Taylor: Keep the dares coming people.
Tasha: Yeah…Thanks for our reviewers, We love you all! And thanks to our special guests Gasser and Bobobo. See ya!
This one took me FOUR HOURS! Oh well I had fun. Keep dares coming. See ya