Requested by LOLWUT; they wanted a scenario in which WBY catches Garnet doing. . .
Well you'll find out in the chapter. XD
To LOLWUT and the rest of the readers. I hope you enjoy.
-X-
Chapter 34: Curiosity
"Neptune, buddy, I don't know about this."
"Come on Sun, this'll be a learning experience for him. What's the worst that could happen?"
The tan skinned teen deadpanned at his teammate and friend, "You mean, aside from the fact of if he gets caught? If his team, specifically Yang finds out that you were the one who put him up to this. It ain't Garnet's life that's gonna be in danger."
Neptune waved off his friend's warning and promptly shoved an item, that was the source of the disagreement between the two SSSN members, into Garnet's hands.
A Playboy Magazine.
The young 15 year old blushed as he held the dirty magazine in his hands. Wondering how the heck did he land himself in this situation.
"Garnet's a growing boy, sooner or later, he's going to start showing interest in the opposite sex." Neptune gestured to the magazine in hand "What better way than to get a jump start with this?"
"A fucking porn magazine?!" Sun nearly screeched, luckily the three of them were in a secluded area in Beacon. "Out of all the things you could've came up with. THIS was your best idea?!"
"Why not?" Neptune shrugged "It worked out fine with me. Look how I turned out."
Sun's face fell, "Only further reason as to why Garnet SHOULDN'T have that thing."
Neptune shrugged his friends remark, "Bah, you don't know what you're talking about." He placed his hands on Garnet's shoulders, making the boy look at him.
"I know enough not to do any dumb shit that'll get my ass killed." Sun remarked, only for the blue haired teen to ignore him.
"Ignoring the worrywart, Garnet." Neptune called out dramatically, "What lies within this magazine are the finest tits and asses all of Remnant has to offer. Once you read this, you can officially start your journey into becoming a man."
Garnet however, looked unsure "I-I don't know. . ." He gave a hesitant gaze to the dirty book.
"You want Yang to start seeing you as more than just a cute little leader right?" Neptune grinned as Garnet nodded. He slung his arm over Garnet's shoulder. "Then you need the experience on the female body. And like I said, what better way than to do so with this?"
Garnet only looked more confused "What am I supposed to even do with this?"
Neptune blinked as he slowly looked at Garnet, ". . .You're joking, right?" At Garnet's innocent blank stare. Neptune turned to his friend "He's joking...right?"
"I told you man. He's as innocent as a freaking angel." Sun told him, arms folded, "And you wanna poke the grimm by corrupting him."
"Well, all the more reason to help him now." Neptune declared "When you're alone Garnet. I want you to read this and immerse yourself in the joy, this book has to offer. . . Also, if you started to feel any impulses or urges. Act on them."
Garnet tilted his head "What urges?"
Neptune grinned "You'll know. Now off with you!" He shooed the younger teen off with the book in hand. "And don't come back until you've looked at that thing, front to back!"
-X-
Three days had passed since Garnet had gotten the magazine. Currently Garnet was in the RWBY team dorm room.
"You sure you don't want to come with to the ice cream parlor? They got a new Cookies n' Cream flavor I'm sure you'd love." Yang coaxed.
Garnet shook his head "Thanks, but I think I'll just rest for the rest of the day. I'm...still a bit tired from the drills Professor Glynda put us through. You have a good time girls."
Yang frowned but accepted the reason. Even if she didn't like it "Alright," She kissed him on the cheek "Rest easy Garn, we'll see you later."
Garnet smiled and waved as the rest of his team left the room. Once the door closed with a close. The 15 year old blushed as he pulled the playboy magazine out. His face growing redder the longer he held it. After he left Sun and Neptune; he took a quick glance at the pages inside. And instantly lit up brighter than a christmas tree. He couldn't understand how looking big-boobed naked women was suppose to make him into a man. . . At least, that's how it started.
After looking at the magazine properly a second time. Garnet began to feel. . .weird. It was a strange sensation that happened from inside him. Soon suddenly went from looking at scantily clad girls to imagining Yang in nothing but her underwear, even less than that. Blake and Weiss also entered his thoughts as well. But it was always Yang he had naughty thoughts of. And that both scared, and excited him. Then came the next issue… down there.
Remember how Garnet would always feel weird. Well, the weird feeling often occurred down there in his lower half. And he didn't know why. Only that it felt odd, but, some odd reason good as well. Though it wasn't enough, somewhere inside Garnet told him that he could feel even better. But he didn't know how. . . did he?
If you start to feel any impulses or urges. Act on them. . .you'll know.
Taking Neptune's advice, Garnet sat in his bed with a contemplative look. After a moment of silence, he silently got out of bed with the book in tow.
-X-
". . . .Something's up with Garnet."
Blake and Weiss stared at Yang, who narrowed her eyes in suspicion. The WBY members were walking down the hall when the blonde had suddenly spoken up.
"Oh? And why, may I ask, do you think so?" Weiss questioned, folding her arms.
"It's because he refused Cookie n' Cream ice cream. He NEVER refuses anything cookie related." Yang stated
Blake couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. "So?"
Yang blinked "So? Blake, him refusing cookies is like you refusing to go to a book signing of your favorite author. It's not natural."
Blake 'Hm'd' in thought, she did have a point there.
"And it's not just today, for the past few days. He's been acting odd. Like just the other day. He wouldn't look me in the eye. As if he was afraid of me or something." Yang told them, worry growing in her chest.
"You do have a point." Blake mused "I remember being alone in the room with him. And he felt uncomfortable around me."
The three of them stood there in silence until Yang made a U-turn.
"Where are you going?!" Weiss questioned
"Garnet's hiding something, and I want to know what it is."
Before either one could say anything. Yang had already taken off for their dorm room. The Monochrome pair looked at each other before following their teammate.
-x-
He was getting closer. He could feel it.
It was amazing, he never felt anything like this before. How come no one ever told him that he could feel good like this.
Maybe Neptune's idea wasn't so bad after all.
He could feel himself getting closer. It wouldn't be long now. Just a few more moments and…
*Rattle*
. . .Huh?
*Click* *Creeeak*
Garnet paled as he heard the door opening open, even more so when he heard Weiss' voice. But the worse part was that he was ready to explode.
-x-
Meanwhile on the other side of the door
"I'm telling you Yang, there's nothing to worry about. If Garnet just wants to be alone we should respect that." Weiss opened the door, "I swear you over exaggerate every-"
"WHAT THE-?!
"WHOA!"
*SPLURT!*
Weiss blinked in confusion, and the last thing the heiress saw as she turned her head. Was a sea of white flying towards her before it splatted all over her face.
Everyone in the room was dead quiet.
Blake's hand shot to her mouth, her eyes as wide as saucers. Yang stood there, her mouth hanging in pure shock. And Garnet; the poor teen was shaking, a look of complete horror on his face.
Weiss stood still, completely frozen like a statue. She twitched, slowly bringing a trembling hand to her face. And dragged her two finger across it. Pulling it back, she saw something white and sticky all over it. . .
Blue eyes shrank to mere dots.
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-x-
And all of Beacon's windows rattled and shook. As Weiss' loud screech, pierced the heavens.
-X-
"OF ALL THE FILTHY! NASTY! FUCKING DISGUSTING THINGS I'VE EVER WITNESS AND EXPERIENCE GARNET ROSE!" Weiss roared, glaring venomously at her team leader. Who was in the process of meekly pulling up his pants with a bright red embarrassed face.
Yang was on the ground laughing. Tears rolling down her face as she clutched her gut. Blake just stood there, still in shock at what she had just saw. And unsure of what to do or say next. The next thing, there was knocking on the door. And all of Team Rwby saw Jaune slowly peek his head in.
"Hey guys, we heard screaming coming from in here. Is everything alright-"
"Leave."
Jaune flinched at the harsh tone Weiss gave him. It wasn't the usual ones he got whenever she rejected him. It was the one that promised pain if they didn't comply to their wishes.
Any smart person would immediately take the hint and leave. But unfortunately, Jaune wasn't one of those 'smart' people.
"Are you sure? Because it definitely sounded like something was-"
"Jaune. . ."
Weiss glared at him with one eye trained on him.
"Get the FUCK out Arc!"
And just as quickly as he entered the room. Jaune immediately left, closing the door with a sound click.
Weiss glared at the door, before returning to burning holes in her teammate's head. While wiping away Garnet's. . .'essence' off of her face with a moist towelette. The only reason she hadn't outright killed the young boy yet. Was because of the fact that Yang would kill her in the process. If she wasn't so afraid of the blonde's wrath. She would've been on the ground with Garnet, choking out the crimsonette.
Speaking of the blonde, "Will you STOP LAUGHING Xiao Long?!" She yelled at the hysterical brawler. "This is not funny!"
"Yes. It. IS!" Yang wheezed, tears in her eyes. "Never in my life did I think that I would even see something like this happen."
"Of course YOU would find this hilarious. You weren't the victim of this humiliation!" Weiss hissed, throwing the dirtied towelette away.
Yang grinned, "Define 'victim'." She said, "Cause I know for a fact if this happened to me. I'd be shocked yeah, but I don't think I'd be pissed that happened to me. In fact," Her grin grew wider "I'd find it kinda hot."
Weiss had a look of disgusted, "You're revolting Xiao Long."
Yang snapped her fingers at Weiss, "Aye, accept no less."
Weiss rolled her eyes with a disgusted scoff. Blake approached Garnet and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Garnet…" The boy paused before looking at Blake, "I know you're a bit...embarrassed. But what you were doing was completely normal. There's no shame in that."
Garnet blinked, having tears in his eyes "Really?"
Blake smiled and nodded "Yeah. . .well," She sweatdropped sheepishly, "If you discount what happened during your…'release'."
Garnet's eyes watered and he covered his face. "I'm sorry! This was my first time doing something like this. I didn't know that this would happen!" He cried sadly.
The girls were surprised by that outburst. But even more so by what they just heard.
"Garnet… you've, never masturbated before?" Yang asked slowly.
Garnet looked up at Yang, he tilted his head confused. "Master-what?"
Purple, Gold, and Light Blue eyes blinked simultaneously. Taken aback by the revelation. The girls looked at one another. Unsure of what to say next. Fortunately, Blake managed to come up with something.
"Garnet um, masturbating is a form of...pleasuring yourself. Basically what you just did." She told the innocent teen.
The crimsonette stared at Blake in shock "Is it?" Blake nodded, "Then what I was doing wasn't weird?"
The ravenette shook her head "Nope, like I said, it's completely normal. Other guys does it as well." She paused before quickly adding "But, not something you should do in public." She told him. The last thing she wanted was him doing something like that randomly out of nowhere.
Garnet shuffled around before meekly looking at his teammates. "Do girls masturbate as well?" he asked quietly.
"Yeah, we do." Yang answered the boy. Before Weiss or Blake could say anything.
". . .Have any of you guys m-masturbated before?" Garnet asked innocently; Earning flushed looks from everyone in the room.
"Oh yeah, multiple times." Yang replied without a hint of hesitation, shocking her teammates.
"Yang!" Weiss cried stupefied.
"What?! Like Blake said, there's no shame in admitting to that. Plus, I'd rather be straight-forward with him so that he doesn't feel bad about what happened alright?"
Garnet blushed, not sure whether to feel touched or embarrassed by that statement.
"Besides I'm not the only one who's done it. Especially during the middle of the night, when everyone's 'sleeping', Blake." Yang said, eyeing the cat faunus. Blake's eyes widened in shock. "You may be able to keep quiet, but you should really take into account of the bed you're shaking in the process."
Blake's face were heating up, completely mortified by hearing her teammate calling her out on her nightly actions.
"Really Blake?! So that explains the faint mewling sounds I keep hearing on certain occasions at night." Weiss said, sending a look to the faunus. "And here I thought you were better than that."
Blake gained a frown on her face, "Hey, don't act like as if you haven't done it as well."
Weiss let out a 'Hmph' "Well obviously I don't."
"Bullshit." Yang said
"Even someone like you had to have had urges at some point during your time here." Blake told her.
"If I did, then please. Kindly tell me when I did something like that?" She challenged, when she was met with silence. She smirked, "Exactly, you can't say anything. Because I would never do such a-"
"Two weeks ago, in the secluded corner of the library. It was late at night." Yang said, grinning at the look of shock on Weiss' face. "You were apparently reading something. I don't know what it was. But apparently it must've been rather heated from the way I saw you shuffling around."
Yang giggled as the normally pale Schnee turned a bright shade of red, enough to compete with Garnet's cloak. With a smirk of her own on her face, Blake rubbed Garnet's shoulder.
"See Garnet, there's nothing to be embarrassed about." She smiled at the teen. "If someone like Weiss is able masturbate with no qualms. Then you can trust us when we say this is a normal thing."
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Garnet beamed a smile to the girls. "Thanks."
Everyone, including Weiss despite her embarrassment, returned the smile to their team leader. Soon the team sat in a bit of an awkward silence until Yang spoke up once again.
"So. . . what were you looking at?"
"Yang!" Blake and Weiss shouted
"What?! It's a legitimate question." Yang defended, "You two have your books. I looked at couple of things on my Scroll. But I can't picture him having anything that would be used for, uh...motivation."
Though they wouldn't admit it out loud. Blake and Weiss did have to admit that Yang had a point there. Seeing all three sets of eyes on him, Garnet flushed as he shifted around. Pulling out the source material for the girls. To say they were shocked was an understatement.
"WHAT THE-?!"
"A PORN MAGAZINE?!"
"GARNET! WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THIS?!" Weiss demanded hotly as she snatched the filthy magazine out of her precious leader's hands.
"I-I got it from a friend, honest!" Garnet exclaimed, growing redder by the second. "H-He said that if I looked through this. It would help me grow into a man, I think." He muttered near the end. Not sure of Neptune's logic anymore, now that he thought about it.
"Oh, it'll help you grow alright. But into a decent man is not goal in mind." Blake said, eyeing Weiss who was growing red as she flipped through the pages.
"Nothing but huge breasts and butts!" Weiss exclaimed scandalized, though mentally she thinking something entirely different. 'Hmph! What's so special about having a chest anyway?!'
Yang took the magazine and flipped through the pages herself, "Hm...not bad." she muttered before closing it. "Though I can't help but feel a little insulted."
Garnet tilted his head confused. "Huh?"
"You have three lovely girls as your teammates. Yet you had to resort to a magazine to get you off. *Sniff* It kinda stings the pride a little you know." Yang said, wiping a fake tear.
Just as Garnet started freaking out, trying to say that it wasn't the case. Yang leaned in and whispered into his ear. "You know, if you needed help doing that. All you have to do is ask."
That did it for the poor teen as he turned neon red, "W-What?!"
"She said something highly inappropriate, didn't she?" Weiss deadpanned.
"You already know the answer, Weiss. Why even bother asking?" Was Blake's response.
Yang stood up straight, "Well, in any case." She walked next to Blake and Weiss, "Garnet, me and the girls have one last question to ask you."
Garnet blinked, wondering what else could they want to know, "What is it?" He started shaking when he felt the room started getting colder.
The blonde held up the magazine, crushing it slowly in her hands "Which one of your. . . 'friends' gave you this little item?"
Though Yang, Blake, and Weiss had innocent smiles on their faces. Even Garnet wasn't that stupid to not realize the murderous aura surrounding them. With a heavy gulp, he looked at them.
"W-Well. . ."
-X-
"*Sigh* I told him this would happen."
Sun sat down on a bench, right next to Garnet. The two were currently watching Neptune, as he was being chased down by Yang, Weiss, and Blake. All three with their weapons out and aimed for him.
"I swear! I was only doing this for his benefit!" Neptune screamed at the enraged girls. He let out a girlish as he ducked a giant sword swing, courtesy of Weiss' summon.
"What you were doing was corrupting our precious innocent leader!" Yang shouted, in the air with Garnet's Crescent Rose in hand.
"I'll give you this though, you've got nerves to do that around us!" Blake yelled, her fury knowing no limits at the moment.
"Off with his head!" Screeched Weiss.
Garnet couldn't help but form a sweatdrop on his head while Sun facepalmed. Muttering something about his friend being a complete dumbass.
"H-How long do you think they'll keep chasing him?"
"Until he gives out. After that, it's all downhill for him."
Garnet grew a little worried, "You don't think they'll hurt him to badly do you?"
Sun looked at the 15 year old, "Garnet, at this point; Nep'll be lucky if he gets off being beaten to within an inch of his life. Otherwise. . ."
"O-Otherwise?"
". . . . . . .How well do you think your team is at hiding bodies?"
End
And done, another chapter for you guys. I have to admit, I...had a LOT of fun writing this one. I couldn't keep myself from laughing, halfway through writing this, especially Weiss' scene. Oh man, do I outdo myself sometimes.
Anyways, after the pervertedness that was Garnet in Chapter 32, and the angst that was 33. I felt that you guys needed some lighthearted, funny moments. This time revolving around Team RWBY. And also, even though it's a bit late. I wanted you guys to see just how innocent Garnet really is.
Poor kid was so innocent, he didn't even know what masturbating was. *Snickers* Well, until today.
I kinda based that off my friend in college. She's so innocent and oblivious. Not only she did she NOT know what sex was. She didn't even know what masturbating was. Until me and a few of our friends told her, and pretty much gave her a quick crash course on the Birds and Bees.
Probably traumatized her in the process, but hey. It was all in good will.
Anyways back to the chapter; but yeah, not only is Garnet innocent. The rest of Team RWBY is highly protective of him because of that. Especially Yang, something Sun knows, and Neptune will remember for the rest of his short life.
But in any case. . .
Thank you guys so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed the chapter. If you did, then please be as kind enough to leave a Fave/Follow/Review and tell me what you think. And as always, if you prefer, you can leave a suggestion or request on a one-shot/drabble scenario that you want to have happen between Garnet and Yang. Until then. . .
See you next time ^_^