Kaishin Drabble 34

Prompts: Crossdressing AU, "Don't underestimate the power of red lipstick"

"Ow! Knock it off, Kaito!"
"Hold still! I'm not done yet." Kaito grabbed Shinichi's chin and tilted his head towards the light before viciously ripping out another eyebrow hair. Shinichi jerked in pain. "Don't be such a baby! Would you prefer if I waxed them?"

Shinichi shuttered in fear. "Hell no. but you already made me shave my legs with you. Is the plucking—ow!—really necessary?"

"It is if you want to be a convincing girl."

"I'm not the one who wants free drinks on ladies' night, dumbass!"

Kaito leaned back to inspect his work. "Hmm… Good enough."

"Thank God."

"Now time for the wig!" Kaito pulled a mass of hair out of who-knows-where and attacked. A few minutes of struggling later, Shinichi was trapped in his new, black hairpiece. Kaito smirked triumphantly.

Shinichi glared out from under his new bangs. "Kuroba, is this really necessary? We could just go as ourselves."

"Nonsense! We have the faces and figures to pass as women. We must use our superpower!" Kaito crawled into Shinichi's lap, making the detective squeak and blush. "Now for the most important part: makeup."

Kaito skillfully applied makeup to his boyfriend's face, softening his jaw and making his big, beautiful eyes even bigger with the help of eyeliner and mascara. Finally, Kaito took out a tube of his super-special, extra-sexy lipstick. "Okay, Shin-Shin, open your mouth into a little 'o'."

"Um…" Shinichi eyed it cautiously. The lipstick was a bright, fire-hydrant red and something that he was sure couldn't look good on him. "Can't we just use a pink or something?"

The thief pouted. "Shinichi, Shinichi, Shinichi. Don't underestimate the power of red lipstick." Suddenly, Kaito leered and whispered into Shinichi's ear. "Plus, don't you want to see how long it lasts? It's matte, so it should be able to survive a couple rounds of sex. And I want to see that lovely red wrapped around my—"

"Stop!" Shinichi eeped and his ears turned as red as the lipstick. "P-Pervert…" he muttered, but opened his mouth obediently.

Smiling brightly, Kaito applied his makeup, getting up close and personal to get it on correctly. His Shinichi looked just lovely at this angle, but didn't he always? Done. Perfect. The two were suddenly engulfed in pink smoke and Shinichi found himself standing in front of the full length mirror, wearing a black, frilly dress. Kaito threw an arm around him, now in a halter top and miniskirt with hair extensions. Shinichi dragged his eyes away from his boyfriend's impressive rack to his own. "Couldn't you have done that to begin with?" Shinichi griped.

"And miss the way your face turned red? Never!" Kaito kissed Shinichi's cheek as the detective tried to pull down his dress. "Don't worry, love. We'll be the best looking lesbians in the club!"