To: the staff of 1PP
From: Captain Deakins
Subject: the current state of the ladies room
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Though the fumes of fresh paint
Will make everyone faint
That room's a disgrace
'Specially for 1 Police Place
Goren, PLEASE - Teach your fans some restraint
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To: Alex Eames
From: Bobby Goren
Subject: Re the current state of the ladies room
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Like I don't want it to halt?
It is sexual assault!
Deakins thinks that the sentiment flatters
But in truth, there's only one thing that matters -
That YOU know that this isn't my fault!
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From: Alex Eames
To: Mike Logan
Subject: I recognized your writing on the ladies room wall
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I heard Bobby's been named
As the one to be blamed
For that ladies' room scrawling
And the subsequent brawling
But you and I both know he's been framed.
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From: Mike Logan
To: Alex Eames
Subject: I confess! I put Chapter 31 on the wall.
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Before the painter erased it
Was it YOU who defaced it?
Though my desk is inferior
My butt really IS superior
As you should know, since you have embraced it.