I'm so sorry for the loooooong wait! I'll just skip the reviews to give you the chapters!

BTW: I don't own Me Against the Music by Britney Spears

11:00 AM Ivy's POV October 16, 2010

"And… Finish! Everybody get the choreography?" Diego asked. Everyone nodded. "Good, go get ready." Diego had been helping me choreograph the dance moves for Heather and Alice's new music video.

Turns out, we have a lot in common. And ever since last Friday, we had been practically the best of friends.

I needed some after I dumped my old friends.

-Flashback-

"No! I'm not doing this!" I shouted

"Come on, weenie! We need your help." Matilda pleaded

"I'm not helping you two steal TV's!" I protested.

"You help your older sis and her wacko friend steals candy bars all the time." Matilda objected.

"Besides, all your gonna do is go in, steal a TV, and walk out while we be look out." Stone said.

"But what if the cops show up?" I asked.

"Then we won't get in trouble." Matilda said while Stone smirked. That was the last straw.

"Ya know what, No! I'm not going to stand here and let you two insult me, take the blame for you, and walk over me anymore! I'm done, Good-Bye." I stormed off and headed to the one place in school where I could be myself.

The School Auditorium.

"I can't believe those two asses were what I called friends! I just need some time to-"When I pushed open the door, I heard The Black Eyed Peas' hit song 'Boom Boom Pow' playing. Curiosity got the better of me as I silently made my way toward the stage. My jaw dropped as I saw Diego dancing.

He had the best dance moves I've ever seen! He pulled off dances moves that I couldn't even do.

"Wow… he's the most amazing… wow." I sighed. When he finished I clapped as hard as I could.

"That was amazing! I didn't know you liked dancing! You've got to teach me how to dance like that!" I smiled as I started toward the stage.

"IVY! How long have you been-"Diego flushed crimson as he rapidly backed up into a table that was lef6 over from Drama Club. He caused it to fall over. He backed away slowly, he tripped over something. He fell to the ground and groaned in pain.

"Holy Crap!" I rushed to his side. I helped him onto his elbows. "I'm so sorry if I scared you! Are you ok?" I asked

"I-I'm ok. You just-Caught me off guard." He smiled at me. "So…?" He asked

"So…?" I echoed helping him to his feet.

"What's a beautiful chica like you doing here?" Diego filtered with me. Yet again.

"I was just-Hey, you're a pretty good dancer…"

"Yeah. You're point?" Diego questioned.

"My sisters are making a new music video. You want to help me with the choreography?" I asked.

Diego studied me for a second and then smirked. "Hell Yes!"

-End of Flashback-

Matilda and Stone were caught and sent to Juvie. Dumbasses.

Diego walked up to me. "Dude, I'm having second thoughts about this."

"What the hell are you talking about?" I asked him.

"Hmm, let's see, my cousins and the rest of my family will see me! What do you think?!" He hisses.

I hold up my hands in defense. "Easy there crabby, did you or your parents tell your family where you were moving to?" Diego shook his head. "Then ya got nothing to worry about. Besides, we both promised Gillz we'd be in this video and she and Loca will totally go all 'Five-Finger-Discount' on us if we don't."

"Well? How do we look?" Heather asked as she and Alice walked up to us.

11:00 AM Heather's POV October 16, 2010

"Holy Crap!"

"You look ready for a Britney Spears music video re-make." Diego smiled. I admit, I was skeptical about him at first, but he was not a complete lame-o after all. And he was right. Alice and I did look pretty good.

Alice was wearing white pants, a violet top that flared at the bottom, a white overcoat, and white high-heeled shoes. She wore her hair in a single French braid.

I was wearing a crimson tank top, black skinny jeans, black stilettos, a black fedora with a crimson stripe, and a black jean jacket. Sarah had somehow convinced me to let her crimp my hair.

"Thanks." Alice and I said in unison.

Bertram walked up to us. "There you two are, I got everything set up. Boards up on the hallway, Tree and dead leaves in the white room," He glanced at Ivy and Diego and snarled. "And snake in the container!"

The two of them snickered while I rolled my eyes. "Everything set up? Everyone here?"

"Yes and Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a snake bite to go nurse." Bertram said as he glared at Ivy and Diego.

When he was out of ear shot, Diego chuckled. "He's lucky it wasn't venomous."

"Ivy, you know I promised Kisi I would make sure you would stay out of trouble. And look at you!" I told her.

"Meanwhile your best friend is an Illegal Immigrant from…" Ivy paused for a moment. "Where the hell is Loca from anyway?" Ivy asked me.

"Touché. And I honestly have no idea." I told her.

"I'm leaning toward Guatemala." Alice said

As the four of us just started to discuss the possibilities of where Loca was from, Andrew came running up to us. "Are you guys ready? Because I'm like totally stoked for this Brittney Spears music video! WOO-HOO!" He pumped his fist in the air and started to smile like an idiot.

"You're a sad, sad little boy. You know that right?" Diego asked.

Andrew's stupid grin was replaced by a cocky smirk. "Well… It was my idea."

"Yeah, remember?" Alice asked. The five of us then looked up to the ceiling and started to think about Andrew's surprisingly good Idea.

"What are we staring at?" Alice asked me.

"I have no idea." I told her.

-Flashback-

Diego, Ivy, Damian, Alice, Cody, Sarah, Loca, Sierra, and I were sitting in Sierra's screening room watching Kung Fu Panda. Bertram was sitting nearby. Sierra glanced over at him.

"You know, Bertram, you're supposed to be working." She told him.

"Is your father home?" Bertram asked her.

"No, he's out of town for the rest of the day." Sierra said shaking her head.

"Then I don't have to be working." Bertram smirked while Sierra just rolled her eyes and returned to watching the movie.

"Eres el peor butler nunca!" Loca muttered.

"Sorry, I don't speak Spanish." Bertram told her.

I laughed. "She said you're the worst butler ever."

Bertram shrugged. "I know. But it's totally worth it to mooch off of the rich and live the life style I have now.

"Dude, I should become a butler!" Loca smiled.

"You can't cook, you can't clean, and just yesterday you gave a guy a concussion." I told her.

"He puked on me Gillz! What was I supposed to do?!" Loca shouted.

"Walk away and not risk deportation?" Bertram answered.

"Don't you have a snake to feed? Or do I have to call my da-"Sierra didn't have to finish, Bertram ran out of the room. Ivy and Diego smirked

Sarah and Alice both gave her high-fives. It was just when we were watching the final battle between Tai Lung and Po that Andrew burst into the room.

"Guys, I just had the greatest Idea ever!" Andrew shouted happily.

"Hurry, tell us before it dies of loneliness!" Loca smiled while Sierra paused the movie.

"First of all, F*ck you. Second, we should do another music video featuring Alice and Gillz singing… wait for it… A Britney Spears Song!" Andrew smiled.

"I love Britney Spears!" Alice squealed.
"I guess it wouldn't hurt." I shrugged.

"What's the big deal about Britney Spears anyway? She has like zero talent and she's a total lame-o." Loca wondered aloud.

"Now there's something you two have in common." Cody joked. Just as Loca was about to rebuke, we heard Bertram screaming from the other room, so we went to go check on him.

He was running around like a mad-man while he had a giant snake wrapped around his left arm and his head.

While Ivy and Diego burst out laughing, Sierra looked on in amazement. "Wow, I haven't seen Bertram run that fast since… Ever."

-End of Flashback-

"You two are evil masterminds." Andrew stated, shaking his head.

"Just be glad we're your friend's butterball." Ivy laughed.

"Yo! Asian!" We all turned to see Kaity Sanders calling over to us. Me and ivy exchanged glances and then pointed to one another. "Get over here, Gillz!" Kaity scoffed.

I frowned but went over there anyway. I was surprised to see her hair color had went from a light brown, to a golden blonde. "You dyed your hair?" I asked

Kaity scoffed again. "No! I was born with blonde hair! See. "She pulled out a wallet and showed me a picture of her when she was probably about six. Indeed, she had blonde hair. "So, why did you dye it brown?"

"Uh, duh! To be even more beautiful, sexy, and alluring then I already was." She smiled and twirled her hair.

"So, basically you were trying to appear sluttier than you are now?" I smirked.

She glared at me. "Let me just cut to the chase. Why do I have to be in your stupid music video?"

"Look, all you have to do is catch my hat when I toss it to you. Then you can leave if you want to. Nothing stopping you." I told her.

"Good, then I'll do just that." She smirked and sashayed off.

"God I hate her!" I thought bitterly.

"Hey Gillz, we're ready!" Sierra shouted.

"I'm coming!" I shouted back and ran to catch up with her.

3:00 PM Gwen's POV October 16, 2010

"I'm telling you man, James is a major stalker. He could probably rival Sierra." Alejandro told me, taking a bite of his popcorn.

Since Duncan, Courtney, Lindsay, and Tyler were all busy today, we just decided to chill until our friend James came to pick us up and we could go do something remotely interesting. We were basically in my den watching Ice Age.

"I admit, James's obsession with this girl Kaity is a bit unhealthy." I stated.

"A bit? Gwen, James called her twelve times yesterday, in five minutes! And that was just the first hour." Alejandro told me. That's when my little brother, Matt, came rushing in.

"Guys, Hollywood Bound made another music video! And it's featuring some girl named Alice and Heather."

"AGAIN!" Alejandro and I shouted in unison. We all exchanged awkward glances. We don't know why, but that felt weird.

"Yeah, it's on Celebrity Manhunt right now!" Matt told us.

"Don't they anything better to talk about!" I asked no one in particular as Alejandro changed the channel.

We turned it just in time to see a black Chevy truck pull up to a big mansion. And by the looks of it, there was a BIG party going on. That's when Heather steps out of the Chevy and smirks slyly. It's at that point the music starts.

Heather and Alice:
All my people in the crowd
Grab a partner, take it down!

Heather walked into the party and was greeted by some raised brows and a few interested looks. They were checking her out. At the center of all the attention was a girl around Heather's age with fair skin, a splashing of freckles across the nose, hip-length, chocolate brown hair pulled into a French braid, and big violet eyes wearing all white except for a violet top that flared at the hem. Obviously Alice. I noticed Heather's siblings, Sarah, Andrew, Loca, Sierra, and Cody sitting around her. They all looked at Heather and gave her interested/questioning looks. A saw a boy around Matt's age, sitting next to Ivy, that looked pretty much like Alejandro.

Alejandro's jaw dropped and his eyes widened.

Heather:
It's me against the music

Alice:
Uh uh

Heather:
It's just me

Alice:
And me

Heather:
Yeah, c'mon, who-ah

The scene changed to Alice in what appeared to be a hallway that was supposed to be boarded up but was done poorly, as fog was seeping through many, MANY cracks in the wall. Alice looked pretty devious at this point.

Alice:
Hey Heather!

Heather appeared to be in a dead end, back to the camera before she turned her head. She actually looked pretty innocent.

Heather:
Are you ready?

Alice leaned against her wall and smiled before nodding her head.

Alice:
Uh uh, are you?

Heather grinned.

Heather:
Ooh

The scene switched back to the previous scene and Alice seemed to disappear from the group.

Alice (Heather):
And no one cares (It's whippin' my hair, it's pullin' my waist)

The group gathered around Heather and looked her up and down. They all smiled.

To hell with stares (The sweat is drippin' all over my face)
And no one's there (I'm the only one dancin' up in this place)

The guys gathered around her as she walked forward and tossed her hat to a blonde haired girl whom caught it.

Tonight I'm here (Feel the beat of the drum, gotta get with that bass)

The scene then kept flashing between Heather and the guys dancing and Alice sitting on a swing, swinging, in a completely white room filled with a bunch of dead leaves.

Heather:
I'm up against the speaker, try'na take on the music
It's like a competition, me against the beat
I wanna get in the zone (get in the zone)
I wanna get in the zone (I wanna get in the zone)
If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
Try'na hit it, chic-a-tah
In a minute I'ma take ya on (I'ma take ya on)
I'ma take ya on (I'ma take ya on)
Hey, Hey, Hey!

The boys parted from Heather and the girls surrounded her and started to dance while Alice was still swinging on the swing.

Heather and Alice:
All my people on the floor
Let me see you dance (Let me see ya)
All my people wantin' more
Let me see you dance (I wanna see ya)
All my people round and round
Let me see you dance (Let me see ya)
All my people in the crowd
Let me see you dance (I wanna see ya)

In the next scene there was a wall that split the screen in half. Heather was on one side and Alice was on the other. They moved in perfect sync.

So how would you like a friendly competition
Let's take on the song (Heather: Let's take on the song) (Alice: Let's take on the song)
It's you and me baby, we're the music
Time to party all night long (Heather: All night long) (Alice: All night long)

Alice (Heather):
We're almost there (I'm feelin' it bad and I can't explain)
My soul is bare (My hips are movin' at a rapid pace)

The scene then changed between Heather dancing in the main room while Alice proceeded to roll around in the leaves.

Can you feel it burn (From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins)
And now's your turn (Let me see what you got, don't hesitate)

The main group that surround Alice before and copied Heather in the dance movement.

Heather:
I'm up against the speaker, try'na take on the music
It's like a competition, me against the beat
I wanna get in the zone (I wanna get in the zone)
I wanna get in the zone (I wanna get in the zone)
If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
Try'na hit it, chic-a-tah
In a minute I'ma take ya on (I'ma take ya on)
I'ma take ya on (I'ma take ya on)

Heather had complete control now, of the group and the scene. It was all her now.

Heather and Alice:
All my people on the floor
Let me see you dance (Let me see ya)
All my people wantin' more
Let me see you dance (I wanna see ya)
All my people round and round
Let me see you dance (Let me see ya)
All my people in the crowd
Let me see you dance (I wanna see ya)

It was Alice's turn to be in the spotlight now. It showed her swinging on the swing, standing on the swing, rolling around in the leaves, and chucking leaves at the camera.

Get out on the floor, baby lose control
Just work your body and let it go (Let it go)
If you wanna party, just grab somebody
Hey Heather, we can dance all night long!

The scene was now back to the boarded up hallway. Heather was running around, as if she was looking for something or someone. Then Alice came on screen. She was leaning against a wall with a teasing look on her face.

Alice:
Hey Heather, you say you wanna lose control
Come over here, I got somethin' to show ya

She beckoned to someone far away with her finger than spun on her heel and waltzed off in a different direction. Heather than ran in a direction, thinking that might be where Alice was.

Sexy lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul
If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got

The scene was now back to the main room. The entire Hollywood Bound crew was there dancing. Alice and Heather partnered up, as did Ivy and the boy that looked like Alejandro, Cody and Sierra, Andrew and Sarah, and Loca and Damian.

All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
C'mon Brittany lose control, watch you take it down

Heather and Alice:
Get out on the floor, baby lose control
Just work your body and let it go
If you wanna party, just grab somebody
Hey Heather, we can dance all night long

The scene then switched back to Heather running around looking for Alice who seemed to be one-step ahead of her.

All my people on the floor
Let me see you dance (Let me see ya)
All my people wantin' more
Let me see you dance (I wanna see ya)
All my people round and round
Let me see you dance (Let me see ya)
All my people in the crowd
Let me see you dance (I wanna see ya)

All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
C'mon Heather take it down, make the music dance
All my people round and round, party all night long
C'mon Heather lose control, watch you take it down.

Alice then slammed Heather against the wall Heather smirked and then seemed to disappear into thin air

(Heather: *laugh*)

I switched the TV back to the movie and frowned.

"I can't believe this!" Alejandro shouted in annoyance.

"I know. That was a pretty hot video!" Matt smiled. We both gave him odd looks.

"Not that! That boy dancing with Ivy at the end of the video, he's my cousin!" Alejandro told us.

I smiled. "Awesome, now we know where Heather is and we can alert the media!"

"No we can't." Alejandro groaned. "Neither he or his parents told anyone in my family where they were moving to. The Burromuerto family is a very dysfunctional one."

"Wow…" Was all I was able to say.

There was a silence that went through us.

Then my brother spoke up. "The universe just hates you guys lately."

Done! Once again, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo sorry for the long wait. Also, I'm going to stop writing this story in my notebook and just do it on the computer.

It's just easy for me that way.

I'll try and get the next chapter up soon! I swear! Hopefully by the end of the month. Cause, ya know, Mid-Terms and all.

Once again, sorry for the long wait and I'll try to update again soon.