34. Photo (thanks again to Neo!)
Note for starrysummernights: I realised, as me and Neo were RPing to create this chapter, that it turned out similar to an aspect of one of your stories; (the photo uploading part) and for that I must apologise if it offends you or gives the impression I stole your idea. I didn't intend to in the slightest, that's just how this turned out. If you'd like me to remove/change it then just say the word. You're so great at keeping me inspired and motivated and I'd hate to cause any kind of upset. =) Thanks.
Enjoy!
Explain. - JW
What have I done now? - SH
Well, shall we start with the fingers in the frozen peas or the (what I can only assume are earlobes) in the marmalade jar? - JW
How else am I suppose to preserve them? Would you rather I left them to decompose on the ends of the pieces of string hanging from the ceiling? I thought not. - SH
I was making a joke, Sherlock. This time it's not something that involves the kitchen. (Though i do hope you've left my jam alone.) It's about my blog, actually. Or more importantly the photo you managed to upload last night. - JW
What's wrong with that photo? I rather liked it. I believe the word they use is 'cute'. - SH
Maybe, but was it really necessary? - JW
Entirely. Your adoring fans deserve to know the real you. - SH
Well then, maybe I should do the same for your 'adoring fans', Sherlock? Yes? - JW
Oh please. When do you propose you will get a photo of me asleep? You know those moments are few and far between. - SH
Ok, fine. I won't get one of you asleep. I'll get a different one. A better one. - JW
Just remember I'm a doctor though. Sleeping pills are yet to go extinct. - JW
And you've yet to fool me into consuming them. I know you've tried. You're as easy to read as ever when you've got something to hide. As are most people. - SH
Am I? Ok then, as well as getting the photo, I'll work to prove that theory wrong. - JW
I look forward to it, John. Do inform me when you're ready to give in. - SH