AN: Hiya people! It's been... entirely too long since I updated, sorry about that. I wanted to get a drabble out for Christmas, but life seemed to get in the way, so currently it's being reworked to take out all the christmassy things about it. I'm trying to get in the writing mood again but it doesn't seem to be working, it could be coz I've had the flu for about a month. I'll try and start writing much more when I get better, sorry for the delay, hope you enjoy this one, it's just a little piece of crack.

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Cake

Yami stared intently at the cake in front of him; surely it was fine to have a nibble. His hand, which had already gotten a fork from the draw, moved on its own accord, closer to the tempting chocolate cake that had been staring at him for the past hour.

Just as the metal utensil was going to touch the dark chocolate icing of the cake, a spatula appeared out of seemingly nowhere and slapped his hand, making him whimper and drop the fork onto the floor.

"Just what do you think you're doing, Yami?"

Yami winced and turned sheepish crimson eyes on his, now livid, lover. "Nothing." He smiled shakily when he saw Yuugi's beautiful amethyst eyes darken. "I was just admiring its... spongy goodness."

"Admiring my grandfather's birthday cake with a fork?"

Yami flinched but refused to be deterred from his mission, "But, Yuugi, it's like food porn! Just let me have a taste!"

Yuugi waved the spatula in Yami's face menacingly when the other man made a lunge for the star of Yami's food fantasies, "No, Yami, I swear, no sex for a month if that cake is so much as breathed on."

Yami pouted, whilst trying to seem like he wasn't, when a devilish idea popped into his head. Quickly, Yami pinned Yuugi against the counter with his hips and nipped at the other man's jaw lightly, he breathed into the other man's ear before taking a lobe into his mouth. "Yuugi." He spoke the name huskily and caressed the back of the slender neck softly.

Meanwhile, Yuugi was in a state of bliss, his lover's hips grinded against his and the little kisses across his hairline were driving him into insanity and all the while he didn't see a hand sneak around him.

Yami pulled back abruptly and smirked at Yuugi as the other man stared hazily up at him, Yami stuck a finger in his mouth and cherished the rich, dark chocolate that he had been able to steal from the cake as he distracted Yuugi with his kisses. He moaned but quickly sobered as Yuugi's eyes brightened when he came out of his lust induced fog.

Yuugi, turned around quickly and saw that there was a large piece of the icing missing, his eyes darkened and his hand tightened around the spatula. Knowing that Yami was now long gone from the kitchen, he muttered darkly to himself, "Oh, he's going to get such a spanking."

AN: Well, I hope you liked this random piece of crazy. Well, don't forget to review! And I'll try and update something by next week, hopefully it'll turn out alright!

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