Kitten Love Chapter 36:
Mischief
The next day was a school day, so Ichigo and Kisshu got up and got ready. "It would be cool if I could use telepathy," Ichigo said wistfully.
"Have you ever tried?" Kisshu asked as they walked out the door.
"No, actually," Ichigo said.
"Focus on me and think what you want to say," Kisshu said.
Ichigo concentrated, and thought, Can you hear me?
She waited, and then heard, Yup, I can hear you. This is great!
I'll say, Ichigo said. Now we can all talk at school; Moe and Miwa can use it too!
That's a good idea, Kisshu said. Private conversations will be much easier now.
I can't wait to tell Moe and Miwa! Ichigo said.
They're waiting for us at the gates; you can tell them now, Kisshu said.
Ichigo perked up and ran over to her friends. "Hey Ichigo, what's up?" Moe asked. "You look really happy."
"I can use telepathy," Ichigo said. "Now we can all do it!"
"YAHOO!" Miwa said.
"We should try to keep it down," Kisshu said as he reached them.
"Sorry," Miwa said. "We'd better get inside, the bell will ring soon."
They ran inside, and made it to their first period class just in time. Sitting down in their usual formation, they noticed the girls were starting up again. And today they seemed to have forgotten the rules mentioned at the assembly, because as soon as the teacher's back was turned, about half the girls in the class took out sheets of paper, and started writing on them. The four friends mentally groaned, as the other half of the girls noticed what their friends were doing, and started writing notes too.
The first girl to be done obviously was an idiot; she thought she could get Ichigo to give her note to Kisshu. Boy was she wrong. Ichigo took the note, and crumpled it up, then put it back on the girl's desk, as the girl got angry.
Ichigo ignored the death glare and went back to work- at least until something hit her in the back of the head. She decided to ignore that too, but it didn't work too well, since the girl threw something else at her. This time Ichigo turned around, and slammed her fist into the girl's nose, breaking it. "OW!" the girl shouted.
The teacher turned around and asked wearily, "What happened?"
"She was throwing stuff at me for not passing her note to Kisshu, so I punched her in the face," Ichigo said.
The teacher sighed. "I should have guessed by your absurdly low grades that you were an idiot, Miss Chikai," she said. "I've had it with you, so you may go to the principal's office, and explain why you were throwing stuff at Ichigo. And I'm going to call him to tell him you're coming, so don't even think about trying to get out of this."
She went to get the phone as the girl reluctantly got up and headed out. Ichigo sighed, and Kisshu asked telepathically, You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine, but I wish the girls here would cut it out, Ichigo replied.
Same here, Kisshu said.
They were both startled when Miwa said, I've got a plan, let's talk at lunch.
K, the other three said, as the bell rang.
Two periods later, the lunch bell rang, and they headed for the roof. As they sat down, Ichigo asked, "What's your plan, Miwa?"
"Let's switch to telepathy," Miwa said.
Okay, Kisshu said. So what's up?
I was thinking, and I know we all want to kill the girls if they bug us one more time, Miwa said. My idea is to lock ourselves in the room where the loudspeakers are, and announce to the school that the next girl to harass Kisshu will die the most horrible death the four of us can invent.
I like it, but won't we get in trouble this time? Ichigo asked.
It'll be worth it if it works, Moe said.
Alright, Kisshu said. When are we doing this?
Now, Miwa said. Let's go; the loudspeaker room is next to the office.
Then we'll have to be careful, Ichigo said, getting up.
The others got up too, and went back down into the school. Miwa lead the way to a small room, and looked around, then tried the door. Finding it was locked, she took a hairpin out of her pocket, and picked the lock, then went in, followed by Ichigo, Moe, and Kisshu. Kisshu closed and locked the door, then said telepathically, How do we do this?
Miwa went over to a machine, and told the others, This should do it, I think we just have to turn it on and use the microphone.
Then let's do it, Kisshu said.
Miwa smirked, and pressed a button. They heard a click, and Miwa picked up the microphone. Then she began speaking into it. "This is Honjou Miwa, and my friends and I have a message for the girls at this school," she said. "The next girl to harass Kisshu- or any other one of us four- will die the most horribly violent death we can invent. Remember this well, and as for Chikai Tsuki, well- we know where you live." Then she cut the connection.
"We should get out of here," Ichigo said.
"The ventilation shafts," Moe said.
"Why can't I just teleport?" Kisshu asked.
"Too much risk of being found out," Moe said, and took the cover off a large ventilation shaft, then climbed in, followed by the others. As they were crawling away, they heard the door to the little room burst open, and the principal groaning, "WHY did they have to do that!?"
The four giggled silently before crawling off. When they were far enough away, Miwa said telepathically, We should try to get out to the roof. I think I know where to go, come on.
K, the others said, and followed Miwa to another shaft, which led to what looked like a chute. How are we going to get up that? Ichigo asked.
I could teleport out and then pull you guys out, Kisshu suggested.
That sounds good, Miwa said. Kisshu nodded, then teleported. A minute later, the grate on top of the chute was pulled off, and Kisshu reached a hand in. Ichigo took it, and he pulled her out. Then he did the same for Moe and Miwa.
That worked well, Ichigo commented.
Kisshu heard footsteps on the stairs to the roof, and said aloud, "Uh-oh…"
The principal came out of the stairwell, and said, "'Uh-oh' is an understatement."
"Are we in trouble?" Moe asked innocently. "We were just trying to help the idiots here understand that harassing people isn't okay, since YOUR idea didn't work."
"Do you have to threaten people with imminent doom?" the principal moaned.
"Yep!" Kisshu said cheerfully. "Hey, here's an idea: If this announcement doesn't do anything, THEN you can punish us. But if it works, we get off without getting punished."
The principal appeared to be considering, then sighed and said, "Fine. If this works, you get off easy. If it doesn't, you all get suspended for two weeks."
"Okay!" Ichigo said cheerfully.
"Is there some reason we couldn't hear a thing in there until Miwa turned on the loudspeaker system?" the principal asked.
"We can all use telepathy," Miwa said. "And guess what?"
"Do I want to know?" the principal sighed.
"Moe might be able to incinerate people soon!" Miwa said happily.
"I KNEW you were lying when you told the police you were human," the principal grumbled. "I take it you two are aliens?"
"We're half human," Moe said. "And guess what else?"
"Oh boy…." the principal said.
"We're twins!" Moe and Miwa said together.
"I'm never going to have a peaceful day again…." the principal groaned.
Moe and Miwa burst out laughing at the look on his face. "Kisshu says we've got weapons," Moe said when they calmed down a bit.
"I draw the line at weapons in my school," the principal said. "Hand-to-hand, fine. Weapons, NOT fine."
"I suppose no incinerating people either, right?" Miwa sighed.
"WHY would you think that would be okay? It's ILLEGAL!" the principal shouted.
Moe and Miwa ignored him, and said, "Kisshu, can we learn to fly after school?"
"Sure, but I think we need to also talk about keeping the powers under control where there are lots of humans," Kisshu said. "I know you like fighting, but it's better to stick to human fighting while we're at school- unless you want the lot of us to be found out."
"Kill-joy," Miwa grumbled. "I wanted to hover over the doorway and scare people- namely him." She pointed to the principal.
He gulped as Moe said, "I just want to incinerate people."
"Pai was right, we need to work on self-control," Kisshu said. "Let's work on that and flying after school."
"School is almost over," the principal sighed. "You might as well head home."
"YAY!" Moe and Miwa said, and got their stuff, then ran off. Ichigo and Kisshu followed, leaving the principal to wallow in self-pity.
I think that was pretty funny. Tell me what you think! Review!