Sexting

It wasn't that they were competitive. Well, actually, yes it was. Then again, with Bakura, Yami, Seto, and Marik in a room together, a competition was bound to happen. And with their lovers pointedly ignoring them, arguments were bound to occur.

This was just the first time an argument hadn't been solved with a duel.

"…You want us to what?" Yami asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I want to see which one of our lovers is the prudest and which one is the horniest," Bakura replied, smirking.

The former pharaoh blinked before turning to the other two. Seto shrugged and continued playing on his blackberry. Marik looked delighted at the thought. "…Okay… And how do you propose we test this?"

"Our hikaris just got us cell phones, right?" the albino thief explained, pulling out his phone. "And they've been teaching us how to text so we don't call them in the middle of class. I say we should send our beloveds identical messages and see how they react."

"The ones with the prudest and the horniest get ten bucks from the losers!" Marik added, grinning triumphantly; he was sure he'd win the 'horniest' category.

At this, all four heads turned, and they were again pointedly ignored by their respective lovers (because they were still a little pissed about an earlier argument). Then they turned back to each other.

"What will the text say?" Marik asked.

"'I want to make love to you right here, right now,'" Bakura declared, then began typing it in. "And we'll send them at the same time. Then, we shall watch the show."

Once the messages had been typed and they'd had the countdown to 'send,' they once again turned their attention to the four other boys in the room.

They blinked innocently as their respective ring tones were set off (their lovers were secretly amused by the tunes 'You Belong with Me,' 'Life Would Suck Without You,' 'Gyrate,' and 'Do You Think You Love Me' playing all at once), then each pulled out their phones, politely apologizing but somehow knowing their others were involved.

Both Ryou and Yugi blushed and hurriedly shoved their phones back in their pockets, mumbling something about how much Yami and Bakura would pay later. Malik raised an eyebrow, then smirked and merely pocketed his phone as well, sending his lover a wink before returning his attention to his friends.

Joey, however, probably had the most memorable reaction as he squeaked and dropped his phone, blushing darker than either of his friends combined. He scrambled to pick the phone up (everyone in the room winced at the numerous bangs before he finally got a good grip on it), then hurriedly typed a reply, scowling, and shoved the phone back in his pocket.

Then he sent Seto one of the deadliest glares he'd ever given before pointedly moving his chair so his back was to him.

Seto blinked as his blackberry buzzed, then opened the new text.

Like hell, you pervert! Just wait until we get in the limo! I will ride the FUCK out of you and if you ever send me a text like that again while I'm talking to my friends, that is ALL the sex you'll ever get again! Got it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The brunet tilted his head thoughtfully, then held his hand out. "Pay up."

As the yamis grumbled and reached into their pockets for them money, he decided he'd use the newly earned sixty dollars to do something for his puppy.

Joey scowled as he heard 'You Belong with Me' again, then jerked his phone out of his pocket, eyebrow twitching angrily. His expression softened when he read the new text, however, and he immediately began cooing over it with his friends (who then sent their yamis glares and grumbled about how they never got romantic texts—barring this last one, which was rather insulting).

I'm sorry, puppy. Dinner and a movie tonight to make up for it. …Forgive me? :(

Seto smirked and pocketed his blackberry again. "And that is why I get more than you three ever will."

"Take that back!" Bakura roared, before tackling the brunet from his seat.

The other four boys turned in confusion, then sighed and shook their heads when they found Yami grabbing Seto and Marik grabbing Bakura as the two men snarled and punched each other with all the indignant fury they had.

"Twenty bucks they're fighting over something stupid," Ryou mumbled.

Malik snorted. "Why make a bet if we agree with you? I say it's about something so stupid that if they told us, we'd all get so pissed they wouldn't see us for a week."

"And I say that IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GOING TO KICK ALL OF YOU OUT OF MY SHOP!" Yugi roared, glaring at them angrily. It wasn't often that he snapped, but then again, it wasn't often that people started a physical fight in his grandfather's little game shop.

Ryou, Malik, and Joey shrunk away from him as he began to pant from his outburst. Seto and Bakura immediately stopped fighting. Yami and Marik immediately let go of them. And all four of them suddenly decided to go out and get some ice-cream for them.

Joey suggested they take the long way back, even if it meant a little melted ice-cream. That might be enough time to calm his best friend down.