Chapter 34.

AN: SHOT DA FOK UP PREPZ!1111 hav u even red de story!11 Well I'm seeing a lot of red from your mistakes if that's what you mean… u r proly al just prepz nd posrs so FUK U!111 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 I'm not a prep or poser… just a crazy writer having some fun.

I wook up in da coffin de next day. Draco waz gone. One nighter I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsssthat was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth.I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. OH MAH GOSH I'VE TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER DESCRIPTIONS OF HER CLOTHES ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME! Suddenly…. Sorious cocked on da door. (WARNING! SENSOR YOUR CHILDREN BEFORE CONTINUING!)… He banged on the door with his COCK? I hopened it. That's right, it's so scary you must use all your hope to open that DOOR O.o

"Hi Ibony." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor's office." No way. She's gotta cum in her office?

"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Draco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence.I came anyway. YOU MAKE COMMENTATOR SO MAAADDDD!

"So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?" I asked Sorious flirtily. Well… Loopin is a fruit loop and Snipe is being hunted by talking dogs!

"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol." Lawlz.

I laughed evilly. "Where r Draco and Vampira?" Vampira= sister of Vampire I muttered.

"Dey are xcused form skool 2day." Sodomize moaned sexily. 1. Who the hell is Sodomize?

2. why would he moan sexily about that?

3. Why does everyone have these awful turn ons in this story?

4. Why does this make no sense to me!

"Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas." Good movie… I approve…

We went into da office. Proffesor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Amy Lee wears in this pic. I like how I have no idea what you're talking about and how you think you're so cool because Ebooby is like Amy Lee which she is not. Me no comprende. Non... Me have no idea what's even going on anymore.

She wuz drinking some Volximortserum. Whoo… drugs…

She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner. I don't know what that is, but I do know that Pensive+Time turner= Mind fuck.

"Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!" Zzzzz… What's going on? Why is she adikited? What the hell? SPORK!

And then….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. Is it like count chortla? *Chortles* It was mourning. WHO DIED? O.O YOU? DRAKO? VAMPIRA? Esiogmaspoidmgon ? QUEER VOLDEMORT?I was sitting next to Satan. Not Stan? On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Charlyn Manson. I noticed…he was drinking a portent. Portent= omen… Saying someone was drinking a portent= ?

"Whose he!11" I asked. Good question? And why does he drink omens?

"Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn." Stupid Slutborn… So kinky… Satan said. "He's da Portents teacher …..Ebony?" So he teaches about omens… as well as consumes them?

"Yah?" I asked.

"Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat." The Exercise. Headline: The right way to watch your exercise!

"Yah?"

"Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?" LAWLZ

Sigh… well I'm tired so I apologize if I'm not as random and… you know, as usual. But I updated again! :D Yay! Let me thank you all for your splendiferous comments!

And a little bonus added on! (Depending on what you consider a bonus…) I will be replying to some of the comments on here from the last chapter! WHOO! Alright… *straightens note cards* Let's start, shall we?

*Clears throat* Ahem…

obsessivegirl73- Thank you for informing me of this! I will have to check it out! :D I think it's funny how all these people name their stories after Evanescence songs! xD

Gold Phoenix Selreena- Thank you! As I always say, it's nice to know that people enjoy my commentary rather than find it irritating and a nuisance… Whoo! *dances*

xxBlaineXKurtxx- You amuse me… thank you *bows* for being the first commenter when I first joined this site oh so long ago. I never did thank you for that… ANYWAYS, I'm not going to get all sentimental now… *sniffs and wipes away tear* I WILL FINISH THIS THING! WHOO!

So! Please continue to comment! It means a lot to me and helps me make sure I don't offend or anything… because you know… Ebooby/Tara already does enough of that.

By the way… Any of you peeps ever heard of One Direction from the X Factor last year?... Well… being all American and (sadly) not British I recently started listening to them… they're pretty cute… and good singers. First boy band for me to actually enjoy…

So… that is all…. COMMENTATOR OUT!