Dexter, Skulduggery.
You know none of this would've happened if you took the job of Elder instead of being a baby
It would've happened anyway
You would've happened!
I did happen
You regretting it now?
Am I regretting me happening? No, I like being alive... Or as Alive as I can be
I bet you'd be having more fun if you were an elder
Who would I hit then? You have to think of these things, Dexter
Ravel
If I took the job then. I wouldn't know Ravel was going to murder his friends so I had no reason to hit him
Like you need a reason
You act as though I hit everyone
You punched me yesterday for "contradicting your brilliance"
Don't contradict me
You even hit Valkyrie in the head with a stick
She said it didn't work
And what was its purpose?
To hurt people
So you do hit everyone
No
Who haven't you hit?
... Gord... No there was that time... Chin... No I tried to shoot her... Fletc... No there was that time he was annoying... Ooh! I never hit Harold's father... Valkyrie did that
It doesn't count if you made Valkyrie do it for you
I never made Valkyrie hit anyone... Except all those people I told her to hit, but still she had the freedom to say no. It's not my fault she likes to hit people
You still hit everyone
I've never touched Ghastly
You punched him in the arm the other day
Yes, we'll now he's dead so none of that matters anymore
It kind of matters
Why? He's beyond caring now
Is that all you have to say on the topic of death?
Having experienced death once I can honestly tell you that's the last thing you think about. Nothing matters anymore
I think you just say that because your afraid
I'm not afraid. I'm simply telling the truth. I will not care about any of this when I am deader than I am now
So you won't care about the Bentley
No
So can I have it when you die?
No
Why not?
You don't even like the Bentley
Yeah, but to remember you by
Who says I'm going to die before you?
You did once
So now it's your turn
That's not how it works
Yes it is
No it's really not
Why not?
...
Exactly
AN: I've finished Armageddon Outta Here. I've started school again. I've done my summer reading. I've gotten a dog. And I've done another chapter. Now all I need is the Dying Of the Light. Soon.
I always start these out with a main topic and then I get distracted and whatever these things are happen. Great writing process right?
Skyla: I've introduced 3 friends to the series and one of them doesn't like the books! I cry. I won't stop writing these yet and thanks. I ordered the book and it hasn't gotten here yet. it came out Wednesday for me. I think. I live in America btw.
lil: IM SORRY ILL NEVER STOP PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MENTIONING IT
Aeyla: I didn't even think about doing a Dead Men reaction. It'll be shorter but I'll do it.