Wolfie: Hii! How's it going my dear watchers/readers?
Readers/watchers: What do you think?
Wolfie: Yes, it has been a very exhausting day(at least for me). Models must be crazy.
Ikuto: Why?
Wolfie: First of all, they are using crazy diets to stay thin. And secondly, those runway shows must be crazy! They're like on the run, all the time. And I'm not gonna mention the heels.
SC cast: How would you know?
Wolfie: There was a small show today? And I participated? And the best part is that I left my home at 7.22 AM and came back 8.30 PM.
SC cast: *stare at her*
Wolfie: What?
SC cast: Why would anyone want you to be a model?
Wolfie: Uhhhhhhhh...I'm beautiful, I have a unique character and I have a slim figure...
SC cast: *still stare*
Wolfie: Don't believe me...but that means that I'll have to set you on fire! *starts chasing them around with a flamethrower*
SC cast: *runs*
Rikai: Today's star guest is Haruhi Suzumiya!
Wolfie: *still chasing them* Who doesn't talk to me because she thought I was an alien but I'm not.
SC cast: How do you have the time to give out such bizarre information?
Wolfie: It's my talkshow. I can do what I want.
Nami: The first review is from Dana!
Haruhi: The overly dramatic girl!
Dana: *falls off a random chairs x times in fastmotion!(Sorry I'm listening to Lady Gaga in fastmotion*
*frozen* ...OH. MY. GOD. WHO'S SEEN EPISODE 24 OF SHUGO CHARA PARTY?!?!?! If you haven't: GO WATCH IT NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU!:D
Wolfie:I forgot to mention that my OC can play guitar, violin, and loves anything music related and singing...LIKE ME!X3
Amu:I'm in an evil mood today, SO DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE!:3
Ikuto:Dress up as some old dude who has no money and go around asking everyone for a chicken sandwich!! (and nobody knows that you're actually Ikuto)
Nagihiko:Give the old dude with no money (Ikuto) a TURKEY sandwich!
At the end of Shugo Chara Party episode 24, I screamed, fell over in my chair backwards, and hit my head on the floor! ...Ouchie...And I was sittin' in my room with my hands over my mouth and shaking from 8:07-9:03...
-My nickname should be Overly-Dramatic-Girl-
Wolfie: I have seen it!And I guess the others have too!
Others: *mumble something*
Wolfie: *glomps Lelouch* So on to the first dare!
Dana: *gives out any useless information about her OC*
Wolfie: *almost asleep*
Dana: And I forgot she loves cucumbers the most, yeah cucumbers, aren't cucumbers that yummy?
Tadase:Yes they are!
Wolfie: Yeah, right...Mini addition to Dana's dare to Amu! *dumps blue paint over Amu*
Amu: She said DYE your hair blue.
Wolfie: Again! *dumps first green, then yellow paint at Amu and claps* This is fun!
Amu: *angry*
Akira: OOOH! Let me try too! *dumps orange paint over Amu*
Amu: *more angry*
Rikai/Lisa/GIR: Let's do it again! *dump all kinds of colors over Amu*
Amu: WHAT THE BEEEPING BEEP IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THAT DUMPING PAINT OVER PEOPLE IS RUDE???
Nami: I think someone needs a therapist...*playing with Nagi's hair*
Amu: YOU CABBAGE CABBAGE! CABBBAGE CABBAGE CABBAGE!
Ikuto: *raises eyebrow* Cabbage?
Kazuma: Wolfie found out that in the reeeeeeallly old runescape the swear words were substituted with the word cabbage.
Akira: DIE! *attacks him with a random weapon she found*
Kazuma: *attacks back*
Akira/Kazuma: *fight a really fierce and weird runescape battle*
Dana/Lisa/GIR/Haruhi/Wolfie/SC cast: *watching the battle and munching popcorn*
Katrina: Next dare?
Ikuto: *goes to the toilet to change*
A while later...
Old man dude(Ikuto): *comes in*
Wolfie: Ohhh! It's an old man dude!
Old man dude: Please, I beg you! Give me a chicken sandwich!
Wolfie: Are you the kind of old man dudes that have no money, are always drunk and then say smart things about life?
Old man dude: No. Give me a chicken sandwich.
Wolfie: I'll give you a chicken sandwich if you'll give me a three legged pony with purple spots and who is called Sparky!
Old man dude: Why a three legged pony with purple spots called Sparky?
Wolfie: Cause Sparky is an awesome name?
Old man dude: *sighs and turns to Akira* A chicken sandwich please?
Akira: If you'll give me a two legged pony with red stripes called Fluffy!
Old man dude: *silent*
Akira: Well? Where's Fluffy?
Old man dude: *sighs again and turns around*
Amu: *raises eyebrow* Wolfie? Should you let even people like that in?
Wolfie: But he owes me a pony!
Akira: Me too!
Old man dude: Hey! I never said that I would bring you one!I just want a chicken sandwich!
While Ikuto is off to search for a chicken sandwich....
Nagihiko: Old man dude! Look what I got! *shows TURKEY! sandwich*
Old man: *comes closer to Nagi* Gimme!
Nagihiko: Here...*throws TURKEY! sandwich at him*
Old man dude: *takes a bite* hey! This is a TURKAY! Sandwich!
Wolfie: Hey! That's my TURKY! Sandwich! *grabs the sandwich*
Lelouch: No, that's my turkey sandwich!*takes it from Wolfie*
Wolfie: *pouts* I found it first!
Lelouch: I was the one who made it...
Wolfie: Damn...
Old man dude: *head down and continues to search for the famous chicken sandwich that does not exist*
Wolfie: I guess we should go mess with the next review...
Rikai: What makes you think that?
Lelouch: There are no dares anymore and she doesn't have a turkey sandwich.
Lisa: The next review is from me!
Akira: You do realize that you pretty much advertise yourself right now?
Toshiro: No way...
Wolfie: *attacks Maru*
GIR: Now where is that taco I left here?
Rikai: And where is the review?
Me: Cool! Haruhi is coming! *hops up and down excitedly*
Yori: Don't forget about answering Wolfie.
Me: *stops* Ah right! So yea I'd love to be in your story check my profile for my OC info! And yea it probably be best to be paired up with Toshi.
Toshi: What do you mean probably be best?
Me: Well there are many bishie guys I'd love to be paired up with like *starts naming A LOT of them* But since I would probably have to fight many annoying fan girls ... I'd rather not go through the hassle and just be paired with you because you belong to me literally.
Toshi: *is kind of in shock after hearing list of bishie guys she likes*
Risa: *sweatdrop* Let's get to the dares-nya.
Ikuto: Here eat this. *hands catnip brownies*
Amu: *locks in a bedroom with high-on-catnip-Ikuto* Enjoy yourself.
Utau&Kukai: *trips so they kiss each other and takes picture* Muwahaha I'm so selling this to the paparazzi! *runs*
Tadagay: I forgot to give you a dare last time. I guess this one will have to be twice as bad. *smiles evilly and pushes in shark tank* Oh and those sharks are really hungry good luck with that.
Nagi: When you dressed as a girl did any pervert try anything to you like flip your skirt?
Rima: *super glues to the top of a flag pole* How's the view?
Kairi: You ever fail a class? Like gym or something like that?
Yaya: Ever had a sweet you didn't like?
Haruhi: When are you gonna admit you like Kyon? Oh and *grabs her and Akira* Let's do the Hare Hare Yukai dance!
GIR: YAY DDR!
Risa: THat's not it GIR-nya...
Me: Hey where did Toshi go? *looks around*
Yori: He took some weapons from you closet and a list of the bishie guys you like and left. *not really caring*
Me: Crap! *runs off* Toshi don't kill them I like you the most!
Maru: Update soon dogs!
Risa&Yori: You do realize the irony right? *sweatdrop*
Ikuto: CATNIP! *tackles Lisa*
Toshiro: *being the jealous guy he is, he beats Ikuto up*
Ikuto: *eats the catnip*
Amu: *gets locked in with Ikuto* HUH? What are you-AHHHH! HELP ME! SAVE ME!
Haruhi: Shouldn't we help her?
Lelouch: *patting Wolfie* Nope, it would be no use...
Utau/Kuukai: *kiss and blush*
Lisa: *runs off with the pictures*
Utau/Kuukai: *look into each others eyes*
Rikai: You know that this is the part where you should run after Lisa, right?
Utau/Kuukai: *still staring at each other*
Rikai: *eye twitches in annoyance*Guys?
Utau/Kuukai: *still remain the same*
Byakuya: *releases Senbonzakura on them*
Wolfie: Awww....loook how cute is that...Byakuya trying to prevent Rikai from getting annoyed by Kuukai.
Byakuya: *sends attack to Wolfie*
Wolfie: Okay...I guess I should make a run for it...*grabs Kuukai and Utau and starts running away*
Byakuya: *raises eyebrow* Impudent(have no idea what that means...it just sounds as something that Byakuya would use) fool...you cannot escape Senbonzakura.*Senbonzakura petals get faster*
Wolfie: *uses Utau and Kuukai as protection* But I can dodge it! HA!
Byakuya: *uses shunpo and comes close to Wolfie*
Wolfie: *sweatdrops*
Byakuya: *makes Senbonzakura go back to sword form*
Wolfie: *sweatdrops even more*
Byakuya: *points sword at Wolfie*
Wolfie: I'm too young to die yet! *pulls out random sword from who knows where and attacks Byakkun* Take that Bya-puu!
Byakuya: *annoyed*
Wolfie: *uses smoke bomb and makes a run for it*
Lelouch: *sips tea* I guess we should go to the next dare
Lisa: *pushes Tadase into the shark tank*
Tadase: *gets bitten by the shark even though he still has his mega sparkly aura*
Nagihiko: *sipping tea with Nami,Lelouch,Rima,Kairi and Yaya* Well, there was this one time...
Lisa: And?
Nagihiko: *scary look* I really wonder where I buried him...
Everybody: *scared*
Rikai: Next dare? *gulps*
Rima: It's very nice...WAIT BRING ME DOWN!
Lisa: No can do...you're glued to it.
Rima: *at the top of her lungs* WOLFIE! BRING ME DOWN FROM THIS CABBAGE POLE!
Wolfie: Can't do that...you're glued to it. Never underestimate glue!
Rima: *sighs*
Kairi: No, not really.
Yaya: The veggie sweets you gave me!
Wolfie: *gasps* You actually remember it?
Yaya: *pouts*
Haruhi:(A/N: I have watched like...two episodes of this series so I really don't know anything about it.) Uhhhhh...
Akira: Hare Hare Yukai dance! *all three dance in fastmotion*
Wolfie: *laughing in fastmotion*
Nami: ThenextreviewsarefromKatrina!
Dares:
All the girls: Sing Bulbula from Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic
All the boys: Sing Nihaal Ho Gaye from Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic
Tadase: Aap dunya ke subse paagal ladka ho. Put on this jetpack. BTW, I have the remote (controls Tadase flying in the air)
Nagi: Sing Chakde Chakde from Hum Tum (sing it for Rima, she should also read the translations and see what you mean)
All the boys: Respect the girls for the rest of the chapter
Nagi: Dress up as Nadeshiko
Everyone: Respect Nadeshiko for the rest of the chapter
Nadeshiko: Sing Marjani Marjani from Billu Barber
Ikuto: How old are you?
Character from Haruhi Suzumiya: Do Hare Hare Yukai dance, and sing the song
Wolfie: Here are the lyrics for Chakde Chakde (I'm giving you translations for no particular reason [actually, its to find the spoiler])
Cast it off...
cast off every sorrow.
Cast it off...
I'm by your side!
Take one laughing look;
spring will come again all on its own.
Sing a new melody; sing a new song.
A new season has come; a new day has dawned.
Cast it off...
cast off every sorrow.
Cast it off...
I'm by your side!
Adjust your tune; let mischief and merriment overwhelm you today.
Today, willingly cast your boat adrift in the waves!
Be cheerful even when hindered;
dance even when distressed.
Live your dreams;
kiss the clouds!
Cast it off...
cast off every sorrow.
Cast it off...
I'm by your side!
Oh, the wind is flowing past you,
so sway with me; it's speaking in your ear!
Live with emotion, with gusto, with a smile!
Drink up the breezes; live with a song on your lips!
Cast it off...
cast off every sorrow.
Cast it off...
I'm by your side!
This is the simple truth: you only live once.
This life is constantly altering its stance;
embrace each moment with a laugh.
Steal away the joys hidden in each moment.
Cast it off...
cast off every sorrow.
Cast it off...
I'm by your side!
Cast it off...
cast off every sorrow.
Cast it off...
I'm by your side!
(not dares etc)
Katrina: Okay, done with dares.
Boys: NO!
Tadase: What does what you said to me mean?
Katrina: Find a translator, hint, all the songs I gave people to sing except for the baka song and barbie girl song are in that language
Here are the dares:
Ikuto: Sing Sajda from My Name Is Khan
Nagi: Sing Absolutely (artist: Nine Day) (dedicated to Rima)
Nagi, Nami and Rima: These tickets to Hawaii have your names on them.
Tadase: (puts jetpack on him and starts controlling it.) Bon Voyage!
Ikuto: Another singing dare! Sing Ab To Forever from Ta Ra Rum Pum
Kukai and Utau: Have a ramen eating contest, with spicy ramen. Then have a ice cold soda drinking contest and then have a coffee drinking contest.
More dares: please put these before the review I sent yesterday
Tadase: Here's $10 for all the crazy flying dares I made you do and will keep making you do. Press the red button (presses button and blasts off)
Pepe: Annoy Kiseki and no bloody messages this time
Ran, Daichi, Rizumu & Temari: Have a table cleaning contest
These are not dares, randomness.
Katrina: I'm going to Dave and Busters tomorrow
Yaya: I wanna go
Katrina: Its a school/class trip, but I could take your Shugo Charas
Kiran: Yeah, she can do that!
Pepe: Who are you?
Kiran: I'm Kiran, Katrina's Shugo Chara
Pepe: Oh, you're cute, dechu~
Kiran: Thanks! We'll tell you about the trip when we get back, or the day after that if we don't have time.
Somebody random: (steals Kairi's bookbag)
Katrina: (takes bookbag, presses a button)
Somebody random: (self combusts)
Sorry guys, I didn't get you any prizes. But it was fun, except for the train ride, I should've took my iPod or DS with me cuz other ppl brought it. (why am I writing as if I was making a text message?) The train ride to school: the girls sitting with me, were being hilarious.
Ikuto & Amu: Sing Khuda Jaane from Bachna Ae Haseeno
Everyone: Sing Deewangi Deewangi from Om Shanti Om (and everyonemeans everyone from Shugo Chara, from Haruhi Suzumiya, & all the hosts and co hosts (u get what i mean) and plz copy and pasye the lyrics for this (& if u wanna know why, IDK)
Yaya: (gives her candy) Enjoy!
Tadase: (makes him blast off) mwahahahaha
Rima & Nagi: go somewhere romantic
Utau: Do you know who Nana Mizuki is?
Wolfie: People, I am soo sorry that i have such a lazy mind but I'm just too lazy to find the translations and all...like it really kills please, Katrina I beg you, don't do this to me.I'm gonna skip ever song except maybe one: Absolutely from Nine days cause I like this song.
Katrina: *can't do anything about it*
Tadase:WHEEEEEEEE!
A/N: Uhhhh...how can I make respect them?*smirks*
The boys: *bring out chocolate and flowers* Here! These are for you! We are not worthy being in your company!
Ikuto: Wait! That's slavery not respect.
Nadeshiko: *sticks tongue out* Too bad...Now serve me some tea.
Ikuto: *being forced by the almighty host power* Yes! *serves tea then mutters something rude*
Lelouch: You shouldn't be rude to him. *sips tea*
Toshiro: Why isn't he forced by the host power to be a servant?
Lelouch: Guess.
Toshiro: Stupid Wolfie and her stupid crushes on anime characters.
Wolfie: I would love to beat you up right now but seeing that J have to rush we might have to fasten this. *takes out clock and pushes on of the hands forward*
Ikuto: Like that would help!
2x fastmotion
Wolfie: Soo...now I'll announce the results of all dares. Ikuto is 17, nobody knew how to do the Hare Hare Yukai dance so we skipped Akira,Lisa,Haruhi and Katrina didn', go tell them what else happened.
Lelouch: Tadase is now off to lalaland where his belove kiddy queen awaits, Pepe annoyed Kiseki so much that Kiseki got an x on him and caused the whole world started trying to exterminate him, in the end Tadase did so by accidentally stepping on him and causing Kuukai to travel at the south pole to save pinguins. The cleaning contest was won by Temari(of course).Akira, do the rest.
Akira:Haruhi go accidentally annoyed by the already defeated Kiseki-mon so she decided to build a rocket and kick somebody in. That person happened to be Rima's real prince(not Nagihiko) Kirishima. But since Rima doesn't know that Kirishima is her prince, she didn't care and started coloring Wolfie's color book which caused a lot of confusion and blowing up Lisa's favorite Toshiro doll. Needlessly to say this cause an overflooding in America which made Obama step back and Wolfie starting leading the wor- hey wait that didn't happen! Only the overfölooding happened but Wolfie never gained world domination!
Wolfie: Damn...
Katrina: Anyways, everybody got their songs sung even though with a horrible accent.
Byakuya: And Katrina killed them for it.
Katrina: Did not!
Rikai: Did too. Anyways this whole thing was a mess and mostly it leaded to destruction. So my review never got even shown.
Yup. And yeah, yeah, I have to reply to your e-mail.'
I'm, like, really busy. Chamber Choir got invited for the provincials!
AWESOME!!
Byakushi, you are so funny in the new episode. They showed Senbonzakura acting wild with Zabimaru. Senbonzakura got Zabimaru into big trouble with Renji.
Here is the actual conversation:
Renji: Arg! Can't you two behave more like Senbonzakura?
Snakey: He's not a bit like Kuchiki, though!
Renji: Shut up!! I don't get it! Kuchiki-taico is so refined, yet Senbonzakura is just...so different and ill-tempered!!
Ukitake: Not really! Byakuya used to be so tempermental when he was little!
Shunsui: Yup. He used to try to whack me with his practice sword, yelling something about respect and next head of the Kuchiki clan.
Ukitake: I had to stop him from going on a murder mission to kill Yoruichi for stealing his hair band! He was mad! And Byakuya would swing his practice sword around at Yoruichi yelling terrible language (swear words) at her!
Renji: O-kay...
Byakuya: (finds out that the Shinigami Women's association has raided his house again) KUSAJISHI! GET OUT!
Yoruichi: OI, calm down, Byakuya-bo!
Thanks for the Byarikai parts.
Bye,
Akira Ri--
I mean,
Bye,
Shirayuki Rikai
Wolfie: As we can see, there's nothing important, so we can just finish this episode of my talkshow for today okay?And sorry again for making it so short, but I had pretty much ten minutes to finish this.
Nami: The next star guest is Watanuki Kimihiro and Yuuko from xxxHolic!
SC cast: We really hope you enjoyed it!
Wolfie: Good little pets! *puts firethrower away*
SC cast: *sigh in relief*