This chapter is taking longer than I'd like because sadly, I need a certain number of reviews for a full chapter and I'm pretty sure at least half of my faithful reviewers passed away during my long absence. Rest in Peace old friends *Holds hat in front of chest. Regardless, I was delighted to see you react so quickly, Yukicrewger2, NorthernShinigami and May Yuki. I missed you lots! Also, though I don't know you Deideiblueeyez, thanks for your response though I wasn't entirely sure what you were talking about hehe…
Chapter 36
Wolfie: Now that I've roused some old friends, let's get this started. I was sad to see Erza and Mira go but who doesn't like fresh meat? Roll call!
Halibel: Present, even though there are so many better places could be instead…
Ichigo: 'Sup. Not sure why you need me here but I'll help out.
Natsu: What's up with this wack world? I was just pestering Lucy then Mira suddenly popped up and dragged me here.
Wolfie: Natsu, this is a parallel world where 90% of the people involved are already dead.
Halibel: That's an odd way to put it…
Ichigo: Yet the best way… To think I could have had a perfectly normal high school life but nooo, a ghost had to stab me.
Natsu: *Clutches head in horror. Ghosts?! What the hell? Send me back!
Halibel: Did Wolfie mention most of the ghosts are really good fighters?
Natsu: I'm all fired up! Come at me! Fists covered in fire only to be doused with water from Halibel.
Wolfie: Cool down you pyromaniac. You'll get your fair share of fighting in a place like this.
Halibel: Okay, now that we have "explaining ghosts for dummies" out of the way, the first reviewer to return is yukicrewger2. Great to see you back!
Yuki: Wolfie! *pounces but misses, sliding a few dozen yards passed her* Naya: wow! *turns to her other brother* I haven't seen him slide that much since he tripped while running from you when you were on your Chibi rant Ryu: I AM NOT A CHIBI! *takes out big hammer and chases Naya* Yuki: *gets up and ignores his siblings in the background* I suddenly taste dirt, blood, and stomache fluid... odd... *pulls a towel out of thin air and cleans up*
Wolfie: What the he- Yuki? You alright there? That doesn't look okay at all! Rushes closer with first aid kit.
Hey wolfie, which is better, Nacho or Pizza for goldfish cracker flavors? I also wanted to know, since Tia is practically the queen goddess of all sharks, what her favorite kind would be? personally I like lemon or nurse sharks.
Wolfie: Wow, you shrugged that off real quickly. Pizza of course! I've never eaten nacho anyway so I wouldn't know but pizza will always be at the top of my list, anytime, anywhere.
Halibel: Tiger sharks. It used to be hammerhead sharks but after a CERTAIN run in with a CERTAIN hammerhead shark arrancar... not so much.
Wolfie: I still love hammerheads! Oh and Manta Rays.
I saw that one dare in your latest chapter, just be thankful that the two evil scientist types (Kurotsuchi and Szayel-Aporro) don't get into a science-off. *shivers, then is partially pounced on* Naya: *pounces on her brother* hey Tia! What's it like living with three lesbians who have the hots for ya!
Halibel: Tic forms on head. It's not like that! They're like my daughters or even younger sisters. They constantly have crushes on the other fraccion like Ggio Vega so they're NOT lesbian!
Wolfie: Tell me about it… Mira did what she could but my transformation is still messed up, look! Tries to transform but turns into a dugong.
Yuki: Get the heck off of me sis! *Tries to push her off* Yuki and Naya: *flattened momentarily by Ryu's mallet-o-doom* Ryu: ... oops... *loots at the others* well, with the fox and rabbit out of comission for the moment, I have a question for Wolfie and Tia. Wolfie, if you promise not to eat me, can I have a hug? (Ryu ish a Neko) and for Tia, what is your inner world like? most people have assosiated it with the cliche small island with one palm tree in the middle of an endless ocean. Is that true or is it something else entirely?
Wolfie: Well if you don't try anything funny, why not? Hugs Ryu. My inner wolf is messed up at the moment anyway.
Halibel: Well Ryu, it's close because it is an island in the middle of the ocean but there are no palm trees. The island is completely deserted and the seas are always stormy so the island is often submerged and the skies are usually overcast unless I'm in a really good mood. Tiburon usually swims around the island in the form of a shark.
Ichigo: Looks like I'm not the only one with a depressing inner world. Zangetsu is always complaining about the rain in mine.
Natsu: What's all this "inner world" crap? Are you all meditating and doing zen stuff? I bet Lucy does the same hehe.
Wolfie: She'd give you one of her "Lucy kicks" for that so watch your mouth.
Natsu: Gomenasai! Oh wait, she's not here.
Halibel: Next is a quick comment by Deideiblueeyez.
Aaah the waffles! Hggggghkhgh
Halibel: ...?
Wolfie: ...I like waffles?
Halibel: And with that, we welcome back NorthernShinigami.
...Wow. You're back O_O I...ah, ashamed to admit that i've abandoned the Bleach Fiction Sector in favor of another Anime for two years, I think, so I didn't notice. Welcome back! :D
Wolfie: I'm taking advantage of a lovely holiday while feeling very diligent. Hehe, nothing to be ashamed about. I'm quite into Fairy Tail at the moment as you can see by my choice of guests. What other anime did you switch to? Thanks! Hugs.
So i have a question: I know this may sound a little... old... well, the topic may be old but.. Did anyone, in las Noches, ever got the feeling that Ichimaru Gin actualy hated Aizen? Like, throwing nasty glares at him when no one noticed? Or is everyone were too creeped out by his Creepiness? (Assuming you know what i'm talking about)
Halibel: Hmm, now that you mention it... no. I can honestly say I didn't expect it. He was always unpredictable and his behaviour never seemed to have any kind of pattern. That and the fact that he never let anyone close to him. It was like he pretended to try and make friends while purposefully doing something that he knew would repel us.
Wolfie: It seems like Aizen knew somehow but that just shows how arrogant he is to decide that Gin was no threat to him at all.
Ichigo: I kind of feel sorry for Gin though... He was really dedicated to his mission, spending his whole life on it then failing in the end.
Halibel: His story is a pretty sad one in the end... Then this brings us to May Yuki, welcome back as well.
Lefty: *in a corner, moping*
May: I know Mira is gone now, but I shall answer regardless. 3 years ago...(wow that long ago?) she received a small note in her locker at school on Valentine's Day. At first, she wasn't sure what it was, but when she opened it, it was a love confession. *pause for comments* Then, 6 months later, on August 11 (I have the date of the conversation), she had a conversation with her friends and they asked her about it. She told them that another friend told her that it was the two at question that wrote it...
To summarize, they had written a fake love note and fooled Lefty. The end.
Wolfie: Now that you tell the story again, I think I recall it. You must have told me before. I believe my friend did the same to me, she always denied it but I'm still suspicious since I don't really talk top boys much. I'm really shy around them.
Lefty: *still moping*
May: -_- Oh, I find a sheet with dares for the group. *skims and facepalms* Let's just...go with some of them.
For Wolfie: 1) Steal something from Hiyori and blame it on Kisuke (she got inspired from the dare)
Wolfie: I knew I shouldn't have said that... Will do. Jumps through portal to snatch Hiyori's sandals in stealth mode. When Hiyori turns around, Wolfie is already quite a distance away whistling innocently.
Hiyori: Hey bitch, did you just touch my feet?
Wolfie: Who? Me? No, I just saw a strange man with a hat and clogs sprint through here... it was quite strange really...
Hiyori: Turns red with fury. Damn you geezer! I'll slap you silly with my- wait, I don't have my sandals dammit!
Wolfie: You can borrow my crocs if you want.
Hiyori: Is this some western shoe style? Looks pretty radical! Then I'll be taking them. Ciao bitch! Runs off to the Urahara shop and a resounding SLAP is heard.
Wolfie: Flinches. Ooh.. that had to hart, even my cheek smarted from that one. Goes back through the portal.
2) Steal something from Soi Fon and frame Ichigo or Kisuke for it.
Wolfie: Oh come on! I just came back! Goes back through portal with a grumble.
In Soul Society's second division quarters Wolfie sneaks through the barracks avoiding the stealth forces, which really says something since they're the masters of stealth. As she enters Soifon's office she notices a Yoruichi plushie on a shrine and nicks it. A sudden feeling of impending doom comes and Wolfie immediately flees with the cat but Soifon catches her outside.
Soifon: Halt! I knew it was a good idea to leave the captain's meeting when my warning senses tingled and look what I found here. A little cat burgler...
Wolfie: Ah no, Soifon-sama. It's a misunderstanding. I'm also here to investigate. It seems that someone has stolen your prized Yo- Black cat plushie.
Soifon: How dare they- Who was it! Tell me or I'll gut you like a fish with Suzumebachi!
Wolfie: Flinches. Ichigo! Kurosaki Ichigo!
Soifon: I see... he has been out to steal Yoruichi-sama's love since day one...
Wolfie: True, she's even entirely comfortable parading around naked n front of him.
Soifon: He'll be disposed of... immediately. Bankai! Jakuho Raikoben! Goes through a portal and uses a radar to detect Ichigo's location and fires the missile. It hits a house with a large explosion that is confined with a barrier to avoid innocent civilians... mostly.
Wolfie: Hmm, mission accomplished. And now, to go ho... wait... Ichigo is a guest today... meaning he's at my house... the missile fired at his location... his location is my house... Falls in a heap sobbing. A piece of rubble is thrown at her head.
Halibel: You complete and utter idiot! Why didn't you blame Urahara? I thought you had the intelligence to at least to that?
Wolfie: Tackles Halibel in a flying hug. You're alive! I thought it would be unfair since he was already Hiyori's target. How did you survive?
Halibel: Thanks to Natsu mostly. He ate the fire of the explosion so we were just knocked back but not burnt. The house is still wrecked though and Ichigo... seems to be in pain.
A smouldering black mass is whimpering in a corner.
Halibel: I never thought I'd say this but... thanks for bringing a fire dragon slayer here.
Natsu: Stomach is swollen from all the fire. What a gourmet... but I gotta release all the power somewhere or I'll blow...
Wolfie: Evil glint appears in eyes. Hold on to that fire for the rest of this chapter Natsu. You'll be rewarded I promise!
Natsu: Guh... alright. I'll try.
Halibel: It's not really a dare, but she left a whole arsenal of lethal weapons for you to hurt Nnoitra with. Have at thee.
Halibel: I think I'll just stash it away for now, I'm still in shock from recent events...
Natsu: 1) Kiss Lucy in front of Lisanna.
Natsu: Ehh? Luce? Why does it have to be in front of Lisanna though?
Halibel: Oblivious dragon... clearly someone is looking for jealousy.
Natsu: I guess it's not a problem, I already sleep with her anyway.
Wolfie: Don't say it in a way that can be misinterpretated! Wait... before you go, I just want to check something...
2) Kiss Lisanna in front of Lucy *mutters* This girl wants to see the world burn, I swear... 3) have a fistfight with Erza 4) have a fistfight with Gajeel
Wolfie: I knew it! She's just trying to start a fight. You'll have to handle this carefully Natsu...
Natsu: Can't I just kiss both?
Ichigo: Shakes of most of the ash after some recovery time. Ugh... even I know that's a bad idea. If I can give you advice, man to man, never get involved in any relationships. That way nobody gets hurt.
Wolfie: Half of the world gets frustrated out of their wits though...
Halibel: I have an idea... listen up! Whispers in Natsu's ear.
Natsu nods and leaves through a portal to the Fairy Tail guild where both Lucy and Lisanna were at the guild. He approaches them both since they were talking to each other.
Lucy: Oh Natsu? I thought you were still going to be out for a while?
Lisanna: Welcome back, Natsu.
Natsu: Hey, Mira told me I'd get a surprise if I did this. Kisses both Lucy and Lisanna on the cheek. Hmm.. where's the surprise?
Lucy: I'll give you a surprise... Luuucyyyy- Kick!
Natsu is kicked into Erza's table and smashes her strawberry cake. Erza immediately sends out ten swords at him and he dodges, making the swords nearly hit Levy, which threw Gajeel into a fury and this led to an all out brawl. Somewhere in the brawl, Natsu was kicked out and went back through a portal.
Natsu: Damn... Luce's kick is still as strong as ever. What was the point of the part with Mira though?
Halibel: From what I noticed of her, the guild will accept anything strange as normal if Mirajane was involved. She has a tendency to hold a strange influence over guild matters so everyone will shrug it off and you keep your reputation.
Ichigo: 1) Kiss Rukia in front of Orihime 2) Kiss Orihime in front of Rukia *mutters* ...I am so done with this. 3) Fight Natsu 4) Fight Erza
Ichigo: ...Oh hell no! This goes against everything I just told Natsu earlier. I'm not kissing anyone!
Natsu: Pussy. Cackles madly with fire visible in his throat.
Wolfie: The guild is already brawling so we know the outcome of the last dares, Ichigo would just grab Natsu and pull him into the brawl to reach Erza. As for the kisses...
Halibel: Just disguise yourself jeez.
Ichigo: Fine... I'm off then. Leaves through a portal.
Wolfie: They'll probably just be surprised and he'd get a shakkaho up his ass so lets move on for now.
Ok, that's all that I will permit myself to say before my brain explodes. *rips paper to shreds*
Wolfie: Thanks for the book ideas, I'll definitely keep them in mind and I already have this one planned with help from a previous dare. But seriously... May, get Lefty to make easier dares or I'll restrict them to just three or something... -_-'
Halibel: Quit complaining, next is Ice Prince Hitsugaya, good to see you again.
Wow...it's been a while. Although, I've been busy with my own story...so I'm a bit surprised that it didn't take me longer to notice your update. But I'm glad to see you're back. *Hands Wolfie and Halibel a bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolates to the latter and a box of pizza to the former* It's probably been a while, so I figured...why not?
Wolfie: Thanks, I need something to relax me after all my stress... starts munching on a slice.
Halibel: Likewise, Shares some chocolates with Natsu since he was drooling.
Ichigo returns through the portal with his pants looking scorched.
Halibel: You were the one who predicted the shakkaho right? Hands some money to Wolfie.
Itachi: Suck up. He's only glad because he gets to trade me for another character he wants to introduce you to.
Me: Not completely true...well somewhat true...well...mostly true. *Clears my throat* But that's not the point. *Claps my hands together* I would like to introduce you to my own Hitsugaya Toshiro. He's my version that I created in my story 'Change one side, Change the story'.
Itachi: If that's not story advertising...I don't know what is.
Me: Shut up...I wasn't trying to do that.
Toshiro: *Comes walking in with a heavy sigh and a light shake his head, him being only a few inches taller than the canon Toshiro. But he has the same ice coverings as Hyorinmaru does in his human form, a scar on his left eye, which is noticably blind, and also slightly longer hair* Why did you bring me here?
Me: *Gestures to everyone in the room* Because I want to introduce you to these awesome people!
Toshiro: *Looks from me to all the others before giving a light shrug* If you insist. *Bows to each of you* It's a pleasure to meet all of you...I'm Ice Prince Hitsugaya's way over-powered, very tortured and still short despite living for over a hundred and eighty years version of the normal Hitsugaya Toshiro.
Ichigo: Wow Toshiro... Is it just me or do you seem even more melancholic than usual?
Halibel: He looks cooler though, less of a child. I wonder what happened to the eye though...
Itachi: *Sighs with a shake of his head* Yikes...and I thought I was bad. *Clears his throat* I'll take my leave now. *Looks to everyone and waves with his final thoughts before disappearing; 'I hope someone asks me to come back eventually...it's really getting lonely...being dead and all...again.'*
Halibel: I kind of feel sorry for Itachi now...Maybe we should invite him sometime?
Wolfie: Later, I already know who's coming next chapter. Rubs hands evilly.
Me: *Clears my throat once more* Yosh, question time! Halibel...what was your very first impression of each of your fraccion when you met them? And how did you live with so much noise while you yourself are so silent?
Halibel: I met Sunsun first and could quickly see that she was proud but kept to herself since she always had a high posture over other hollows in her snake form. Mila-Rose was next and seemed quite crude and brash mostly... well she was crude and brash but also had a sensible side to her when she tried keeping peace, if not for the temper... Apache was actually quite shy at first but she opened up as she was drawn into fights with the other two.
Wolfie: That's interesting... I already had an idea about Apache but I didn't know about the other two.
Halibel: As for the second question, just because I'm quiet doesn't mean that I hate noise. It was actually pretty interesting listening to everyone around me, you wouldn't believe how much you can learn just by listening to squabbles between fraccion and espada. Grimmjow and Nnoitra were goldmines of information.
*Turns to Wolfie* What do you think of the...*whispers*...whole thing of Halibel being locked up by the Quincy in the current arc? (Sorry for spoilers everyone!)
Wolfie: Whispers back. I just wish they would show her again... I'm thinking there will be another major Hueco Mundo saga sometime to remove the Quincy and Grimmjow will probably help then one of their targets would be freeing Halibel if her fraccion ask for help. The only problem is that barely anyone knows Halibel so they don't actually have a reason to save her.
Halibel: What's all the whispering for?
Wolfie: Nothing to fret over, you're safe right here.
And for Natsu...I have no question, just a statement saying that along with Byakuya...you make pink look cool. Nice hair man. *Gives him a thumbs up*
Natsu: It's not pink! It's salmon, but other than that... Returns thumbs up with a protagonist smile. I style my hair every morning, it's easy when you can heat up your own hands.
Toshiro: *Looks to me with a roll of his eyes* You're not going to question Kurosaki Ichigo?
Me: Well...that's kinda hard to do don't you think? He's one character almost everyone knows nearly everything about.
Wolfie: That's true... I hadn't considered that...
Ichigo: Fine, I barely show my face and all that's happened is me getting hurt. I'm quitting after this chapter!
Natsu: Hah, suck it up. Oh.. why do I bother, it's no fun picking a fight without Gray.
Halibel: Sorry Ichigo, but I've been enduring this for 35 chapters, I have no sympathy for you.
Wolfie: Just five more to go. Keep up the good work girl!
Toshiro: *Nods* Point taken. *Takes in a breath* Halibel...I would like to know, what is your opinion of all of the guests you've had to meet thus far?
Halibel: There's been so many... It was certainly an interesting journey meeting so many friends and rivals. But I'd like to see them again... most of them.
Wolfie: You will, I have special plans for the final chapter.
And...why do you not like to take your mask off? It can't be that you're self conscious about your looks
Halibel: I'm not really but the mask is technically stuck to my face, I can only open the jaw to eat and drink. The only reason I could take it off was due to Wolfie's power. But honestly... I kind of feel naked without it. I'm not sure if that makes sense.
Me: And that just about wraps things up like a present on Christmas. *Claps hands together yet again* Actually that's rubbish...no one wraps presents on Christmas day...plus Christmas is months away. So forget the words...but keep metaphor. See you next time.
Toshiro: I look forward to it. *Bows slightly once more*
Halibel: see you soon then.
Wolfie: The next reviewer just happens to be my best friend in real life who finally got herself a profile. Give it up for CrimsonRunner.
Hello Wolfie ! I'm happy to see that you are back to writing. I think you were asking for destruction when you invited Natsu. If you need help on cleaning the set ... You know me.
Wolfie: Natsu's been surprisingly well behaved so far, I think it's the lack of a challenge. Though the place is rubble due to Saoifon so... Be here after the chapter and bring a big broom!
Referring to previous chap: I know what will make Erza shudder ...perfum... You poor thing ! Turning into a proboscis monkey... T-T. Erza was way to keen about getting Natsu away from the guild... I think you missed the warning bells.. (Snickers)
Natsu: Aargh... don't remind me of Ichiya! That guy's just weird.
Halibel: Believe me, we know...
Wolfie: Someone finally has sympathy for me... And about Erza... you have a point. I'd bet my entire (tiny) fortune that the guild is extremely peaceful, excluding Natsu's earlier interference.
Natsu: What! That demon! She just wants to protect her cake, I just know it!
Anyway on with the dares:
Natsu - I dare you to make Lucy purr while she is sober (This was the most ridiculous scene ever D)
Natsu: Ehh! But that's totally out of character for her. I can try but I doubt she's gonna like it...
Natsu jumps back through portal to the Fairy Tail guild and finds Lucy hiding behind a table to avoid the brawl.
Natsu: Hey Luce, there's something on your chin. Scratches the chin like you would scratch a cat.
Lucy: Tic forms while blushing. Cut that out! I'm not a cat. What's going on with you today Natsu?
Natsu: Thought so, only works on drunk people...
Lucy: Drunk? Are you trying to seduce me? Luuucyyyy Kick!
Natsu goes flying through the portal.
Ichigo- I dare you to stare at an owl for a hour and try not to go mad. (I know that's random but owls are scary)
Ichigo: That's... odd but I guess it can't do any harm.
A random owl comes flying through a portal and stares with big round eyes.
Halibel: Hmmm... looks like a barn owl but its yellow eyes are pretty big...
Owl: Stares.
Ichigo: Stares
Owl: Stares
Ichigo: Stares
Owl: Twit
Ichigo: What did you call me?!
Owl: Tu-whit to-whoo
Ichigo: Oh it was just the hooting
Owl: Twit hoohoo
Ichigo: I swear it feels like you're making fun of me but you're just a dumb owl right?
Owl: Twitigo.
Ichigo: YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF ME! Tries to chop owl with zanpakuto but it just flies away.
And girls your of the hook go relax at a beach where it is warm. (I dislike winter).
Halibel: Fufufu great minds think alike.
See you later Wolfie !
Wolfie: Ciao. Next is AlphaZeke, seems like OmegaZeke had an identity change.
Me: Hello again! This is actually Ome-.
Lara: *arrives out of nowhere* Man, finally back in tip top shape after the fight. Damn good match Halibel. Damn good.
Me: Okay then...Anyway, this is actually OmegaZeke, but after a certain incident-.
Lara: The idiot forgot the password to his email.
Me: Oh you can just-!
Lara: Anyway, first question from me. To Mister Orange-haired. Do you find it annoying or strange that your- Zanpakuto was it?- turns so small when you use Bankai?
Wolfie: I feel your pain, that's why I tend to use the same passwords often but I always forget my e-mail, it's just permanently logged in.
Ichigo: No, it's very convenient to use alongside my hollow powers and takes less time to master than some huge bankai. It's also lighter and easier to move faster.
Wolfie: It irritates me… it was an anti-climax for me when I saw your small bankai.
Halibel: Size has nothing to do with speed. My resurreccion blade is nearly as long as my body and quite heavy but I can easily match the speed of multiple captain level opponents while fighting with one hand.
Ichigo: Oh just shut up… I have two blades now anyway.
Me: *after done rambling on* Second question from me to Halibel- Do you ever miss any of the things from your days as an Espada in he-who-shall-not-be-named's ranks?
Halibel: I liked the living space. Each espada had their own tower but now I'm confined to this wreck that Wolfie calls home…
Wolfie: So much for gratitude to someone offering you food and shelter.
Wease: Still reviewing I see?
Me: Indeed transforming weasel of British voice.
Wease: Then a question for miss Wolfie. Is it strange being surrounded by all these faces?
Wolfie: Nah it's quite fun since I have control over who are allowed to come here… mostly. Unohana is a rogue agent and sometimes guests get out of control.
Lara: So shorty, what are-?
Me: Lara, stop with the short jokes for now. Not in front of our most honorable guests.
Lara: 1- Kiss up. 2- And if I don't?
Me: *ahem* Lara look. A woman with bigger sweater puppies than you. Oh wait. That's just everyone.
Lara: *twitch, twitch* I'll be right back. *walks out of the door and breaks the hinges slamming it*
Me: I'll confront that later. Anyway, in terms of dares...Got it. Natsu, tell Soi Fon that you are in love with Yoruichi. Quick advice- Run foe the hills afterwards.
Wolfie: Please! Anything but that! She already wrecked this place because of Ichigo.
Natsu: Heh, I'll just lead here somewhere else so I don't have to eat the explosion, my stomach is completely full and ready to burst after the previous one.
Natsu goes to Soul Society where Soifon is still grieving the loss of here Yoruichi plushie.
Natsu: I love that plushie and the one she's modelled after, where can I find her?
Soifon: ...I shouldn't do this for another three days... so... Sting my enemies to death Suzumebachi!
Natsu: Huh? Where's the missile?
Soifon: No missile for you, just death in two hits.
Natsu: Like that will be en- Flower crest appears on his cheek. Uh... my instinct has a really bad feeling about this... Decides to flee, using fire fists as boosters to outrun Soifon.
And now-*sudden crash* What the big abyssal hell?!
Lara: *running through in a panic* Crap! I summoned a Bloody Mary! Don't ask how! Just run NOW! *gigantic phantom-like monster plowing*
Me: Holy Jesus! This is not-! *suddenly ends off*
Wolfie: What the bloody he- This is not good...
Halibel: Oh relax, they'll be fine... I think. Next is OverlordofAll.
I love this story. I dare Ichigo & Hichigo to have a Yugioh duel.
Ichigo: I haven't played that since I was a kid... But why him?
Halibel: Easier to find I bet.
Ichigo goes into his mindscape with a set of Yugi-oh cards and challenges his hollow to a duel.
Hichigo: You're on kingy! Pulls out his own deck that turns out to be exactly the same as Ichigo's and they start a cataclysmic duel which ends up in a draw due to them having the same deck and strategy.
Hichigo: Next time you're so getting stomped into the dirt Kingy.
Wolfie: Sorry for the lack of specifics but I don't know enough about that game to narrate the duel.
Halibel: Then the last review is WhoAmIAgain who also happened to be last for the previous chapter if I remember right. What are the chances?
For Wolfie:
Didn't mean for you to get caught in Toshiro's rampage...I'm sorry *goes on hands and knees*
Allow me to make up for it by giving you a cupcake & this picture I found!
*gives Wolfie a cupcake*
art/Commission-Starrk-Harribel-348946246
(*sigh* It is so hard to find StarrkxHarribel stuff...)
Wolfie: Took a little searching but I found it. I like how her mask crumbles, it looks really cool. For anyone else who wants to find it, easiest way for me was to google the link.
For Halibel:
I dare you to have Starrk tickle you for at least 10 minutes. And don't worry, when its over you can have a cupcake too.
Halibel: Heh, he'll fall asleep before long. Goes to where Starrk and Lilynette are. Starrk, wakey wakey. I'm supposed to let you tickle me for ten minutes.
Lilynette: Do it Starrk! If you slack off, my heel will meet your family jewels!
Starrk: ehh... ok. Pokes Halibel in the stomach a couple of times.
Halibel: I'm not even ticklish there, only the waist... oh he's already nodded off.
Lilynette: ...I warned you. Sorry Halibel, I'm neutering this guy right now.
Halibel: Blushes. Why are you apologizing to me?
Wolfie: Then that's it for the day, thanks for the idea. I'll keep if if I run out of ideas but I'm careful to use fullmetal alchemist characters since I don't know how many readers know them.
Halibel: Then that brings us to the book.
Natsu: How long do I have to hold on to this fire. My stomach is starting to hurt...
Ichigo: As long as it doesn't leave your ass.
Halibel: Soon... Natsu... soon.
Tell Natsu that Aizen was the one who caught Igneel on 7th July X777
Halibel: Igneel?
Wolfie: Natsu's dragon father who raised him, then disappeared on that day. Natsu's still looking for him.
Ichigo: So that's where the name Natsu Dragneel is from?
Natsu: That... That sunnovabitch! I, Natsu Dragneel, son of Igneel, will barbeque him!
Natsu goes running off to where Aizen is sitting at the head of a meeting table with the espada.
Aizen: Hello my dear espada. It seems Halibel is having her monthly problem and Starrk is still in the hospital from being neutered so it's just us today.
Gin: Such a pity. Meetings are no fun without Belly and Starky.
Aizen: I've called you here today to inform you that we have an intruder, Kaname, the projection please.
Tousen shifts a lever and a projection appears in the middle of the table.
Aizen: This person appears to be called Natsu Dragneel and his current location is... why are you all looking so frightened my dear espada?
Ulquiorra: Behind you Aizen-sama. We believe it's some kind of demon...
Natsu: Completely on fire with the aura of a dragon. This fire has been fermenting and boiling in my stomach the whole day, now it's ten times stronger and more concentrated than the girl's missile.
Barragan: Missile...? You don't mean... the second captain's bankai. Suddenly grabs a crutch and hobbles out of the room.
Ulquiorra: I have to feed the woman. Leaves at the fastest calm pace he can manage.
Nnoitra: I'm hungry. Follows Ulquiorra but with less dignity.
Grimmjow: Fuck this shit! I'm out. Runs full speed.
Szayel-Aporro: Fortunately I've built a trap-door into my chair. Escapes through it.
Gin: Mysteriously vanishes.
The rest unfortunately weren't fast enough to escape.
Natsu: Roar of the... FIRE DRAGON! A massive stream of supernova heat fire comes out of his mouth, goes straight through the meeting room and Las Noches and even through the dome. Hueco Mundo was lit like daytime for the next ten minutes.
A pile of charcoal remained of everything in his way.
Natsu: Come to think of it... I can't smell Igneel. I guess I got the wrong guy. But at least my stomach is feeling better. Sniggers.
Somewhere else, Wolfie, Halibel, Ichigo, starrk and Lilynette were toasting marshmallows while wearing sunglasses.
Ichigo: By the way, I meant it when I said I was leaving.
Wolfie: If you insist... then we'll switch you with... Natsu's best friend...
Natsu: Sweet! This will be a lot more fun with Luce-
Wolfie: Gray Fullbuster!
Natsu: What the hell! That stripper ain't my buddy!
Halibel: It's him or Erza.
Natsu: Aye sir! Can't wait to see Gray!
To be continued...
Looks like more old friends turned up while I was writing the chapter! Thanks for bearing with me! Ichigo is switched for Gray Fullbuster, Natsu's rival and sometimes partner in crime, while Natsu stays. I have a death wish don't I... Just three chapters left till the finale. Until next time...
Ultrawolfie out!