"Ahh. I love EU meetings," sighs England.
"Why?" asks Czechia.
"Stuff actually gets done," he says.
Hetalia opening.
[The EU's recent business]
"Let's start with attendance. There's 27 of us, so who isn't here?" says Belgium.
"Ireland and Portugal," reports Estonia.
"What a great turn out," says England.
"Just get on with it already!" Romano moans.
"Okay, first are the nations who are candidates for the EU. Who had the list last time?" she asks.
"I did," says Romania, "So far, Croatia, Iceland, Macedonia, Montenegro, Serbia, and Turkey are thinking of joining us."
"I think we should announce that Croatia will be joining us July 1st," says Slovenia, "I finally got word from him!" (For those of you who haven't been to the Hetalia Archives, Croatia is a guy. The picture is in black and white, but I think he has red hair. He also has a beard.)
"Yay!" Italy cheers, "A new member!"
"All I know is Albania is like, thinking about it. They have like, applied, but that's like, all i know," says Poland.
"Why doesn't Norway join?" Denmark asks.
"It would be fun ta have him 'round," says Sweden.
"I don't know why he doesn't like it, but that's his business," says Slovakia, "You should deal with it."
"I wonder why he's so isolated," wonders Spain.
"Okay on to real business," says Austria, "What is our next topic of discussion?"
"Maybe it can be about a certain someone who has been rigging elections and taking hostages lately," says Slovenia.
"We all know who you're talking about Slovenia," says Finland, "And I agree. We don't want Russia to get bigger."
"Another rigged election!" says France, "That's ridiculous!"
"Poland and I even offered billions of euros for the EU to make it fair," claims Germany, "Her boss didn't take it!"
"I honestly don't know what to do about Mr. Lukashenka," says Hungary. Greece yawns.
"Who cares?" he says drowsily, "Too… creepy…"
"Wake up! Don't fall asleep on us again!" Latvia says. Too late. Greece already fell asleep. He just sighs.
"Lithuania," says a girl with shoulder length black hair, brown eyes, a large curl, a black and red hoodie tied around her waist, cut-off shorts, red shirt that says '' keep calm and love Malta'', "You live next door to her. Surely there is something you can do?" Lithuania sighs.
"I try my best, but she wants nothing to do with me," he explains, "Last time I tried to help, one of my citizens went 'mysteriously missing'"
"By the way Malta, why aren't you in your uniform?" asks Luxembourg.
"It's just an EU meeting!" she groans.
"She is an embarrassment to Europe," says the Netherlands.
"And what can we do about it?!" yells Cyprus, "The country is too week to start a war so I say just leave her alone."
"I agree. I-I don't want to get involved in her affairs," said Czechia.
"I think we should leave the rest of the Soviet Union members out of the EU as well," says Bulgaria.
"Hey! Remember, we were part of the Soviet Union too! Did you reject us?" Lithuania says.
"And that's also my little brother you're talking about!" objects Romania.
"What he meant was, we don't want Russia here, do we?" asks France. All quickly shook their heads and shivered.
{A giant Russia Mochi shadows over Europe}
"I want to discuss the Visa restrictions," says Bulgaria.
"That can wait," says Belgium, "let's discuss what happened on 18 June."
"Augh! China is so frustrating," says Germany, "And so is Turkey. He's acting kind of kalt to us lately. Mostly me."
"I think he is like, trying to block the EU or something," says Poland.
"He already cut us off!" Austria says, "That jerk!" There is a knock on the door. Spain gets up and answers it. Transylvania is there with another man. He has light red hair and dark blue eyes. He wears a Lime green Israeli military uniform, white Israeli commando beret, and Black combat boots.
"This guy asked where the EU was meeting," she replies.
"Thanks sis!" Romania calls. She silently leaves.
"Israel!" cheers Italy. The others groan.
"Sorry I'm late, I got lost in the building," he says.
"It happens to me all the time," says Austria.
"It's 13 June already?" Czechia asks, "Wow!"
"Alright Israel," says Malta, "Who's picking on you this time?"
"I needed to ask one thing," he says, "Please label the Lebanese Military group a 'terrorist organization'. If that's not a terrorist group, I don't know what is!"
"Oh not this again!" growls Malta.
"Israel," says England, "Don't you think you're over-reacting?"
"It just Hezbollah," he says, "But this time I have come to warn you." He then begins ranting about how Hezbollah should be punished.
"It's better than talking about Belarus," says Czechia.
"I'm asking for mostly England, France, and Germany," he says, "if we don't stop them soon, I'm worried that they may advance to Europe. They're already butchering people left and right across the world."
"Okay," says Malta, "Good bye Iżrael." Israel protests, but Malta shoves him to the door and slams it. "Honestly, talk terrorism with America, not here! That's just ruining my day."
"No need to be so mean to him Malta," says Italy.
"He's been inhabiting my country since 62 CE. And he always over reacts!" she says.
"But I kind of agree with Israel," said Bulgaria.
"We'll discuss this another day," says Belgium.
{Belgium Mochi waves flags.}
Belgium ending
Okay. I just had this sudden inspiration to make an EU episode. I'm sorry if I didn't use your OC yet. And yes, I talked about terrorism. I was just following the events of what the EU has been talking about recently. So these topics are real and very recent. This was actually accurate!
Also, I know how everyone loves to pair up characters. I'm fine with people shipping my OCs, I'm not sure about the submissions...
Anyways, thank you for reading. I'm sorry if I offended you. אני לא בעלים של Hetalia. Tschüs!
~Kolko