Chaprtwer 23 : seel 4 da steel god!

Nerferious and Lawrence woke up. :Laewrence rubed his hed, smearing his emo masquera all over his face.

"Omg" sed Lawrence 2 neferiois "Do u no were we r?" he asked. But Neferuins cudnt heer him cuz his magic radio hed was on, and playing "Wat a wonderful world" by Frank oz.

Den a liltle bird-like thing cam up 2 lawrence "Hi" he chirped "Im Jet the Hawk.(frum sanic riders) Who r u 2?"

"Me?" sed Lawrence "Im Lawrence" sed Lawrende "And dis is Nosferatu the god of blood and steel."

"O no" sed Jet "Its just like da proficy sed of. Iz he gonna steel the blood from our veins?!"

"Something like that" sed Lawrence, and then he pulled out…..The mimi-Roboblizer! The same thing that turned retchert In2 a robot! (all da wai back in chapta 5)

"Will that thing keep mi blood safe?" asked Jet.\

"Oh ya" sed Lawrence "Yull nevar haff 2 woray about ur blood agin!" and then he zapped Jet the hawk wit themini-robolazor.

Neferious;s magic head started playin "I don't wannna set da world on fire" by da ink spots, because it was super poingnit as Lawrece turned Jat the hawk into a robot.

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Obubble woke up on top of robotnik in a suggestive manner. Obubble imedialty pushed himself off of the evil genius and took in his unfimiler surundings. He looked down an da grund and he saw the dimensionator, but it was bably demeged.

"Satin Dammit" he sed piking it up "now wut am I gonna do?"

"I mite be able 2 help u." sed an unfimiler femal voice frum da shadows.

"Who r u?" obubble asked da surrounding trees "Show urself!"

Then frum da shaodews flew down a wite bat-lik thing. She had big bloo eyes, big round brests, and tight blak pants that showed off evry crevice of her effeminit anatomy.

"Hows this 4 site, big boi!" sed the bat sexilee. It was…..Rogue the Bat.!

"Who r u?!" asked Obubble

"Im rogue da bat" sed Rougu da bat sexilee, as she bounced her bobs in an attempt to suduce obubbles jewcy blak coq.

"Ok. Rogue," sed Obubble "I am da galaictic president, I need 2 get off whatever planit dis iz and get bak 2 ruling da galaxy wit an iron fist."

"I bet dats not the only ting u hav dats iron" sed rogue staring at his crotch.

Obubble rollesd his eyes. He hadf no interest in formic8ting wit a rupuslive, STD-rideden bat-slut. "look, if u help me I can reward u greatly" and he held out a hamdful of galactic credicts.

"Ur gonna reward mi with pieces of plastic?" asked Rogue

"No" sed obubble "dez r worth a fortune in the galactic market"

Rogue rolled her eyes dis time 'I don't want ur pokit change" she sed poking his sexy furry chest "I want u!"

But obubble dint want rogue, even doe she was drup-ded Gerguios. But he reluctinly agreed. "K fine if u help me, Ill sleep witchu"

"Whoot" she went "BTW, Wat r u gonna do wit Robotnik?"

"W8!" sed Obubble "u no dis guy?"

"yeeh" sed rogue "we used 2 b loverz, but it turned out he was just using me 2 get all da chaos emeralds. So I shoved a rose up his ass And I dumped him."

"Whoa" sed obubble in suprise

"I like it ruff" sed Rouge "So wut do u need mi 2 do?" she asked in a suggestive mannior

"I need this device repered" he pointed towerd the Dimension8tor "Robotnik can probably fix it, but wat I need u 4 is 2 find a short little gray creature with robotic limbs. He goews bi da name Havoc!"

"and sonic…." Sed robotnik as he got up from unsocius "Make her find sonic 2…."

"Oh yeh" sed obubble "find this socic guy also if u can"

Rogue gave him a little wank and sed "Dott worray, id do anyting 4 u" she sed sexily, and then she flew off.

"Bitch" obubble muttered under his breef.

"IKR" sed Robotnik

Obubble passed him the dimeasionatoer "Here, fix dis" he sed.

Robotnkik gasped "This is sum of da most advanceest technology ive evar seen in mi entire live. I dunno if I can!"

"You have 2 try" sed obbuble "Without that I will not be able 2 destroy this Snonic person 4 u"

"Fine" sed robutnik ternitivly "ill giv it a try"

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"You've dimensioned treveled b4"?" asked havox to tales. (Sonic wasent der bcuz he was warning kukles that tha chaos emeralds were in denger.)

"Yah" sed tales "They was a nice local of that plane who helped us. He was named chris."

"Well the other guys who came here, especialy Obubble, aren't nice at all," warned haocox

"So does that make him….the anti-chris!" asked tales.

"There can be no doubt sed havox "Barax Obubble is the anti-chris." (lol)

"IKR" went skids

Then there was a horrific screem, like when a lady gives birth to 8 babies at the sam time. It was captin qwert…..and a pink hedgehog with a big ass hammer was chasin him.

"Cmer, sissy" sed the pink hedeog raising her massive hamma. Qwret was crying lok a lil bitch.

"Don't werrey qwert" sed Haovoc ""ill sav u"

"IKR" sed Skids as he picked his nose.

"FUSRO….." started Hacoc

"Amy. WTF R u doing?!" screamed tales.

"W8? U no her?" asked Havox

"Don't feel any sorrow for this defiler" screamed Amy "I caught him urinating in mi flower garben!"

"I thought it was an campost heap" wailed qwert.

"Well it wasent" roared amy "And now im gonna smash yur nutz flatter than a pankeke.!"

Qwert screamed liked a little girl as amy raised her hamma, but tales stopped her. "Cmon amy let it go. Hes prolly not frum arund here"

"Whatayamean?" asked amy as spit flyed from her face on2 tales.

"Don't spit on me bitch!" And he smaked her rite across the face wit a monkee rench!

"Ow!" went amy

"I mean" explained tales "That all these guys are from different dimestion world"

"O" sed amy "Im sorry" sed amy as she picked qwerks whimpering butt of the greund.

Then suddenly Sonic showd up, he was carrying Knules in a slightly suggustiv manner.

"Sonic" yelled Amy, creaming her miniskirt at the site of him.

"Oh hi amy" sed sanic "lissen I hav bad news ,the bird villige that jet is from have all ben turned in2 rowbats! They attacked the floting island and stole all but 1 of the chaos emeralds!"

"Oh no!" went teles "who has the last 1?!"

Knukles sed in a deep, gravelee voice, that should have made Amy swoon if she didn't have terrible tast in men. "the last chaos emerald is in the hands of…..… Rogue the bat!"