AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111

Never~

I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111

M.C, are you seventy years old?

Last I checked I was 53 years younger than that. Are you seventy?

Nope, I'm 17 like you.

ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1

At least Portersuz is not a faker like you.

o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111

Don't come back to America, girl.

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That is really pissing me off now.

Same.

I loked around in a depresed way.

Why is she depressed?

She's always depressed, what are you talking about?

Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

So the entire clan of stupidity is here.

"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"

Seriously, Snape is like the only one who would make sense to be goth!

"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said

Seriously, why is she so rude?

I don't know. She's like a ruder version of you, M.C.

in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom .

She has a problem all right, she's always drinking one.

Hi fuker." I said.

Hey bitch, ready to die? *Holds up bat*

"Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date.

No you don't. You'll only look more hideous.

Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."

Like M.C said, you'll look more hideous.

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik)

Ha. Ha. So not funny.

gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.

...

...

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.

I totally forgot she's alive again.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly.

I think the addiction is a bigger problem then Raven.

You mean Enoby?

They're practically the same person okay!

"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.

We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck!11111

Cornelio Fuck? Hehehehe!

"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.

Don't you mean where the fuck is Snape?

"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"

What?! Dumbledore has Cancer?! WHAT?!

SHE DID NOT GIVE THE OLD BASTARD CANCER! NOPE!

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! He's the most likely to be that!

"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111"

Who's Professor Bridge?

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer.

Underage! Underage!

Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

He's in a cupboard?

How did he fit in there?

"WTF is he doing?" I asked.

I agree, what is he doing in there?

Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva.

Was that necessary?

Suddenly…"HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.

That's what we're wondering.

I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11

Poison

Please have Hagrid be poisoning her!

Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.

How is that sexy?

I don't know.

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111

Give me that potion now!

We will need it when this is over.