Jack was thinking. He'd lied; he knew what John's plan was. But he didn't want to. That just made it harder. John liked to play off your weaknesses, and Jack's was Ianto. Hurt Ianto and you hurt Jack, even if he didn't show it. Jack knew John so well; you didn't pick up nothing after 5 years in a time vortex. And despite how much he would deny it, Captain John Hart was a rather predictable man. Sure, he liked to do things in a showy fashion with added danger, but he was really just dressing simple things up.

And quite simply, he was just going to kill Ianto.

Jack hugged Ianto's arm awkwardly, knowing that Ianto had not forgiven him entirely for his absence but needing a bit of closeness before John re-entered.

Mikey was feeling awkward. He was a very awkward person at the best of times, but put in an awkward situation and his awkwardness really flourished. He could feel the tension, it was sliding off of Ray's 'fro in static waves, and it was flitting between Gerard and Frank as they both stared at each other but somehow neither of them noticed the other staring back. There was tension between Jack and Ianto, as it was obvious that something was being hidden.

Eventually, after several minutes of just observing, Mikey spoke up.

"Surely we should do... something? The guests are probably confused as to why no wedding has happened yet, and us just staring isn't helping anything."

The band and Jack and Ianto turned to Mikey when he spoke, all astounded that one of them could talk, it seemed, as no one had said anything in a while. Murmuring their monosyllabic agreement, they began to move around to try and act normal until John came back.

The band got back on stage and checked everything was still plugged in before looking between each other asking what they should play.

Jack signed something to them and they began to play, the room filling with their sound instead of the silence that had fallen on the guests .

Jack slipped the veil back on to his head, adjusting his bride disguise before turning to Ianto.

"Surely the bride isn't meant to get down on one knee?"Ianto teased as he hugged Jack.

"Is that a yes then?" Jack asked, a smile beginning to form in the corner of his mouth.

"YES!" Ianto squealed, before recovering himself. "I mean, yeah, yeah, sure." He said, ending with a manly cough. Jack raised his eyebrows before bursting out laughing.

"So, Jones-Harkness, Ianto Jones-Harkness, you ready to get married?"

Okay, so John's gonna kill Ianto.

But as if Jack would let that happen!

Jones-Harkness is a bit of a mouthful. Harkness-Jones. Na, both are long.

Aww, they're getting married. Awwing at my own creation, why not?

YOUTUBE LINK TIIIIIME.

Check the band in their new video? Planetary (GO!) - My Chemical Romance

Bloody link won't work, add this to the end of youtube- .com/watch?v=UvfNmXbVHi4

I cried happy tears and my mum walked in. She thinks I'm weird now.

If you see them live, it really is that crazy and happy and stuff.

I got a C- in my History, that was the only exam I thought I did well in. Fuuuuck.

And tomorrow I have to put up with homophobes for an hour. Yaaay. Sarcasm there, by the way. Seriously, like 40% of my year is homophobic. It's messed up.

Right, there'll be 3 more chapters, I'm thinking. John's plan unveiled and started, John's plan destroyed or succeeding, then finishing up with a hopefully happy ending.

See you guys on Saturday/Sunday! Love you! :)