"Collected Drabbles"
by JVM-SP150
SLUTS (Rebecca/Tammy)
Slut. Whore. Ho.
Few girls in town truly knew how those words felt. Though the town was not particularly conservative, there was a nationwide social stigma against girls who'd had more than one sexual partner. The real pain was when it wasn't just a random insult - when it meant something. When there was a grain of truth to it.
Though most famous was Rebecca Cotswolds, who had kissed at least four boys, though estimations by the most intelligent members of the fourth grade class were as high as six boys and a girl, Tammy Warner had given two boys blowjobs in the parking lot at T. G. I. Friday's. Therefore, it seemed appropriate for her to call her "friends" there.
"This is the first meeting of the South Park Sluts, or S. P. S." Tammy said proudly, pushing her long brown-blonde hair out of her face and smiling at the three girls with her. "All right... Tammy Warner, here... Rebecca Cotswolds here... Sally and Kelly Darson... both here. " Tammy smiled, "So we can start our meeting and our testimonials. Who wants to go first?"
"I will!" Sally said, crossing her arms, strawberry-blonde hair in a ponytail much like her blonde twin. "My name is Sally Darson and I'm a slut. I used to work for a kissing company but now I work solo again. I can't stop it. Every kiss just feels... so amazing." Rebecca and Kelly nodded understandably, "It's just so hard to control sometimes..."
"Good, good... my name is Tammy Warner and I am a slut. I'm normally fine but whenever I see the Jonas Brothers or Justin Bieber I get... tingly... down there. I ended up coming here and after eating giving Dave Darsky a blowjob. And then again I did the same thing to my boyfriend Kenny and I now have a severe strain of syphilis."
"M-m-my name is Rebecca C-C-Cotswolds and I-I am a... do I need to say it?" she said quietly, not entirely comfortable with using such innapropriate language. Tammy put a hand on her shoulder,
"Rebecca, the first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem." Tammy said, trying to look into Rebecca's eyes, but they fleeted away - she wasn't ready to admit it. Before either could speak again, a group of boys approached. At front stood a familiar face in an orange hoodie with a few blonde hairs invading the gaze of his blue eyes.
"Ooh, just what we need!" smirked the boy next to him with moppy brown hair, a smirk, and a slightly wider than usual belly. Not that Clyde Donovan was one to talk, having one of the most attractive girls in school with him. Behind them was a giant tub of lard that seemed to be wearing clothes- my bad, behind them was Eric Cartman, and Butters Stotch, who looked as if unsure he was at the right place. "Four of us, four of them!"
"Looks like the girls are having a nice little slut meeting. So which of you wants to go down on which of us?" Cartman said, taking charge and moving in front of Clyde and Kenny. Butters moved forward,
"Uh, Eric, if we're lookin' for sluts, why don't we just go up to your mom's room? I mean my dad said her legs are wider than a 180o angle." Butters said, to which Cartman responded with a slap across the mouth, "Aw jeez, it's bleeding..."
"We're not having a slut meeting." Tammy said angrily, "We're just hanging out." she said defensively, glaring at Kenny - who else would have leaked the information out? But alas, Butters remained in his place, still wiping his jaw.
"B-but I saw Rebecca kissing Sally the other day at school... and you're holdin' Rebecca awful close. Eric tells me if little girls spend a lot of time real close it means they're lesbians. That's why he doesn't let mom have a lotta friends or something like that..." Butters pounded his fits together.
"Butters, that is not true at all, okay? Look at Wendy and Bebe, they're totally close and they won't make out even when I ask them to!" Clyde said with annoyance, "But Rebecca and Sally, that is interesting... what's really going on here?"
"Uhhh... we're on a... a double date. Yeah." Tammy said, biting her lip, "And we're not interested in any of your... penises. We'd much rather sit here and make out with each other." Tammy crossed her arms - she was so smart. This plan was ingenius and fullproof. There were absolutely no possible-
"Oh yeah? Go for it. Kiss Rebecca." Kenny smirked, crossing his arms - he knew it was a ruse, he knew there was a meeting, and he knew damn well what he wanted. The other guys copied his pose, and almost his smirk. As soon as Rebecca heard the word 'kiss' her eyes had instantaneously closed and her lips had curled.
"Do it!" Cartman egged on as Tammy leaned in and closed her mouth to Rebecca's. The boys cheered and whooped at the mythical spectacle before them while Rebecca ran her fingers through Tammy's hair and pulled her close. Kelly and Sally's eyes widened at the girls before them. "Isn't this awesome you guys?" Cartman said
Tammy separated and smirked, "...wanna go back to the parking lot?" she said in a husky voice. Oh boy, Kenny knew that voice. Next thing he saw was the two girls walking out toward Tammy's car, making out again.
"So are you two gonna make out, too?" Clyde asked hopefully as he put his hands together and looked to Kelly and Sally who made fake gagging noises, trying to express their disgust at Clyde. "What?"