(A/N): Hey guys! So, for all of you who requested more Fred or George POV'd chapters, here's one for you. Okay, so this is set back in March of the first year, because I realised that I forgot to write in my own birthday, but not Nikki or Sarah's so...here that is. I have to say that I am so, so, so sorry that I haven't updated in so long but I've been really really busy! I now have nineteen other stories, sixteen of which need updating regularly. So, I have a new Tumblr, the address of which is on my profile! The song Kelly sings in this chapter is Better than Revenge by Taylor Swift!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but myself and the semi-plot.


George

Kelly's birthday had been harder to plan than both Nikki and Sarah's, mainly because we knew she wouldn't fall for us forgetting, seeing as how often she mentioned it, and if we tried to prank her all day long, like we had Nikki, she would kill us. So, we started planning for her birthday party the week before, so February 29th (damn leap years). Today was the day, and all we were waiting on was Kelly now.

"Hmm, maybe we should go see what's keeping her." Nikki suggested worriedly as she glanced around the Hall for her friend.

"Yeah, maybe she got stuck on the stairs again." Sarah said, standing from her seat at the Gryffindor table. Fred and I soon followed behind Nikki, heading up to the Gryffindor tower.

"Well, she's not on the stairs, at least." Fred said as we reached the Gryffindor common room.

"Password?" The fat lady asked, smiling down at us.

"Gobbledegook." Nikki and Sarah shook their heads lightly as the portrait swung open, letting us enter the warm, empty common room. Fred and I grabbed our brooms from our room and stood next to Sarah and Nikki at the bottom of the stairs.

"Well, let's hope this works." I muttered, slinging a leg over the side of my broom before kicking off, hovering in the air, just above the ground. Nikki and Sarah ran up the stairs with Fred and I following in the air, the stairs thankfully not turning into a slide this time. Sarah paused before knocking, her hand hovering in the air in front of the door before she pressed her ear up against the wood of the door.

"Do you hear that?" She asked Nikki, who pressed her head against the door also.

"Haha, I guess she's awake then." Listening closer, I could hear the faint rhythm of a song unknown to me, through the thick wood of the door. Sarah knocked on the door heavily, and a thump echoed from the room behind, before a muffled squeal rang out.

"Hang on!" A voice shouted, clearly Kelly's, from the other side of the door before the door swung open, allowing Fred and I to fly in, and Sarah and Nikki to walk in. The music was louder in here, playing from a small radio in the corner of the room. The song changed as we stood there, to a faster beat. I heard Nikki whisper something under her breath as she stared at the radio before Kelly walked into view. She wore only a pair of short grey sweat shorts, a short light pink tank top that showed off a strip of her stomach above the shorts and a pair of pink wool knit socks. She was dancing, and not well, I must add.

"Morning!" She exclaimed as she skipped past us cheerfully.

"Morning." I said, blushing slightly as I tried not to stare at her bare skin.

"Happy birthday." Nikki and Sarah said in unison, flinging themselves down on Kelly's bed as she walked towards a door in the wall next to it.

"Be back in a minute." She said before pulling the door open and shutting it behind her.

"What's she doing?" Fred asked, staring after her.

"That's her closet. Trust me, and never go inside. You will get lost in there." I raised an eyebrow but shrugged, they probably knew that fact more than I did, seeing as they were probably dragged in there all the time by Kelly.

Less than five minutes later, she exited the closet, now fully dressed, her makeup done, but her hair not ready.

"You know, I always thought your hair was straight." Fred said, causing me to look closer, now noticing that Kelly's hair, now down to just over her shoulders, was curly.

"Nah, I have to straighten it, otherwise it's unmanageable." She informed us before pointing her wand at her hair, whispering a spell, a shower of white glitter landing on her hair, causing it to shimmer for a second before it instantly was straightened. "There, perfect." She was wearing a pair of tight black skinny jeans, a white tank top under an unzipped black hooded jacket and knee-high black converses with white laces. Around her waist was a shiny black and white chequered belt and on her head a black and white pinstriped fedora with white skulls painted on the side. Her hair was now in a messy red bun, pinned up with black clips, showing off her silver hoop earrings. She was wearing light pink lipstick and black mascara and liquid eyeliner, complimented by the shimmering silver eye shadow she wore and her nails painted with a metallic green polish that brought out her fern green eyes. Around her wrist, I could see an old-fashioned watch peeking out from behind the cuff of her jacket.

"I think this is the first time I've ever seen you in skinny jeans." Sarah stated, watching her carefully as she stood up from the bed.

"So, what do you guys have planned for today?" She asked us collectively, one eyebrow raised.

"Oh nothing much, just kidnapping you." I answered with a calm smile on my face.

"Oh, okay." Her eyebrows furrowed suddenly before she started to turn around. "What-?" She started to ask before I picked her up, swinging her over my shoulder and started walking. "What are you doing?" She asked worriedly, her hands gripping the sides of my t-shirt as I carried her down the stairs. "You do know I get motion sickness don't you?" I snorted and shook my head.

"They already told us you don't get motion sick." Fred said from his position net to me, a smirk on his face that would terrify most people.

"I do if I'm upside down." She grumbled, finally letting go of my sides and crossing her arms, glaring at Sarah and Nikki from where they walked behind us, wide smiles on their faces.

"Don't worry, we'll be there soon." I told her reassuringly, something I wasn't supposed to do. At the same time, Fred, Nikki and Sarah's hands all made contact with my body, almost making me drop Kelly on her head from the shock of it.

"Hey!" Kelly shouted, making them all freeze. "Don't hit the mule!" I looked at her over my shoulder.

"Mule?" I asked, an eyebrow raised at her.

"Yeah, you carry things and you're an ass." She explained, leaving Nikki and Sarah to burst into quiet peels of laughter. To make a point that her comments were unneeded, I stopped for a second and jumped lightly, making her scrabble to cling onto me, her fingers bunched in my shirt as she released a quiet shriek.

"Stop that." I said as her fingers scratched at my sides.

"Stop what?" She asked curiously, a hint of mischief in her voice.

"Uh oh." Was all I had time to say before she started tickling my sides with her fingertips, my squirming to try and get out of the doing nothing to deter her. Finally letting her go, Fred, Nikki and Sarah already halfway down the corridor ahead of us, out of earshot for sure.

"Cowardous bastards." I muttered, trying to dodge Kelly as she leapt at me, landing a hard slap to my cheek. "Ow!" I cried in pain, rubbing my cheek, wincing as I did.

"Yeah, that's what you get for kidnapping me." She growled, her arms crossed over her chest, glaring after Fred, Nikki and Sarah.

"Hey! Come back you cowards!" I cried after them in vain as they turned the corner at the end of the long corridor. "If you promise not to slap me again, I'll tell you where they're going." I suggested hopefully before she smirked at me.

"The Room of Requirement." She said, still smirking at me evilly.

"Please don't hurt me." I squeaked, shrinking back slightly as she laughed at me.

"I won't. Besides, you've already been punished enough." She said with a smile as we set off down the corridor towards the Room of Requirement.

"So how'd you know where we were taking you?" She turned to me with an upraised eyebrow before looking up and down in 'you really aren't that stupid, right?' look.

"Where else would we hold a party?" I considered her question for a few seconds before shrugging, letting the subject drop.

"So what are you going to do when you get to them?" She turned and gave me a smile that unconsciously made me grin back at her mischievously.

"I think….I think they're about to get a nasty shock, because…" She paused for a second, looking around before grinning and skipping in a circle around me before singing, "'cos there's nothing I do better than revenge!" I smiled at the back of her head as she skipped in front of me. That was the first time she's let her guard down enough to sing in front of Fred or I. She hates singing in public, because she thinks she's no good. She's not that bad. Well, okay, it doesn't sound like Celine Dion or Christina Aguilera, but it's not as bad Ron's singing. (He sings all the time in the shower, honestly, I don't know how the boys in his dorm put up with him!). As we approached the entrance to the Room of Requirement, Kelly paused to place her index finger across her lips before making the last few steps dramatically stealthily. As she reached her hand towards the door, I was about to relax slightly, but upon scanning the area, I shot straight again, just happening to look up and notice the white plastic bucket teetering on the edge of the ledge above the door, a rope attached to its metal handle. Racing forward, I grabbed Kelly by the waist and dragged her out of the way, one hand covering her mouth, narrowly avoiding the thick, bubble gum blue paint that spilled from the bucket as it swung towards where she had been standing. Releasing her, I pulled my wand from the back pocket of my jeans and aimed it at the sticky, slippery blue mess of paint that coated the corridor floor.

"Scourgify." I muttered, the paint zooming into the air and back into the bucket.

"Oh, they are so going to get it." She growled, a scowl carved into her features as she stared at the now full bucket of paint. The scowl dropped suddenly, replaced by a triumphant yet evil smirk. She pulled her wand out of her pocket and whispered a series of spells before slipping the wand away again. A few seconds later a series of items floated into view and landed silently on the ground by her feet. I recognized them as a full bag of sugar, a full bag of flour, a bottle of honey, a packet of Droobles best blowing gum and a wooden spoon. She smiled at me mischievously and held her index finger to her lips again and I nodded in response. She quietly opened the newly arrived items and poured them in one by one before she got to the packet of Droobles. Opening the packet, she stuck one after the other in her mouth, chewing them until they were soft before throwing them in the bucket of paint with the rest of them. Finally, when she was done, she cast two spells on the bucket of sticky goop.

"Durant in ligula." She whispered, the goop in the bucket changing colour and texture until it looked like normal paint, except with a shiny sheen on the surface. "Geminio, Geminio." Two new identical buckets of paint appeared next to the first and Kelly grinned. She nudged me into position behind where the door to the Room of Requirement would be if they were open.

"Wingardium Leviosa." She whispered, levitating the buckets into the air directly above the doorway. Then she turned the wand on herself and whispered a spell I had yet to learn and her skin turned the same blue as the paint, a smirk painted on her face as she acted out the last phase of her plan, a rather loud, completely real sounded scream of frustration and indignation as if she had actually just been hit with the paint that the others had set up for her earlier. Fred, Sarah and Nikki all exited the Room of Requirement, chuckling as they saw Kelly before her frown turned into a triumphant and ultimately evil smirk. Too late did they realize their mistake, for the three identical buckets of goop dropped their contents onto their targets before falling to the ground. They were in complete shock, the blue goop dripping down their body's slowly before a quiet rumble of thousands of tiny cracking sounds filled the hall and the goo hardened around them, leaving them unable to move to any great degree without help. I moved out from behind the door, chuckling loudly as I took in the sight fully.

"Mmmhmmh!" Nikki mumbled furiously, trying to wriggle her way out of the hard blue goop.

"We should probably take them to the hospital wing." Kelly managed after a while of laughing, tears of mirth trailing down her cheeks as she sat on the ground.

"Yeah, probably." I agreed, looking over at her before chuckling again. "Come on you guys." I muttered, starting to lead Fred down the corridor as quickly as he could move, which was so slow I was about ready to kill everyone in Hogwarts by the time we reached the Hospital wing, Kelly behind us leading Nikki and Sarah. We pushed them onto the beds just as Madam Pompfrey bustled in, her eyes widening, her mouth a perfect 'o' her eyebrows hidden underneath her hair as they rose higher and higher.

"Ah, Mr. Weasley, have another accident?" Kelly giggled quietly as Nikki mimed killing her.

"Uh, not exactly." I said, glancing at Kelly out of the corner of my eye again with a smile.

"Well, I'll do my best." Within ten minutes we were all out of the Hospital wing, Nikki, Sarah and Fred rubbing their joints to try and get them working again.

"Well, so far, this has been my best birthday ever." Kelly said happily, walking in front of us, her chin in the air as she looked at the sky through the windows as she walked.

"Oh dear lord…"


(A/N): So, did you like it? I actually wrote an SUPER alternative ending to this chapter which is posted on the stories blog on Tumblr, .com/