***Friday, 12/14/12***

1:13 PM
Fuck me sideways. That did not go well.

1:13 PM
I'm here, Edward. What happened?

1:14 PM
Three cases I'd never seen before and I have no idea if I pulled out the right basis for my arguments. Shit shit shit

1:14 PM
But you may have gotten it all correct?

1:16 PM
Not likely. My brain shut down for about five minutes and I went into complete survival mode and finished the rest of the exam. By the time I came back to the questions I'd skipped, I'd pulled out something from way the hell up my ass and plunked it down in the blue book best I could.

1:17 PM
Sounds like you handled it just right!

1:17 PM
Shit!

1:18 PM
Look, you have another exam coming up right?

1:18 PM
Yes! In 42 min

1:19 PM
You need to clear your head and calm down. Can you go somewhere and work out your tension?

1:20 PM
Did you just suggest that I go beat off?

1:20 PM
Actually, I was thinking about meditation or yoga.

1:22 PM
So I should go find a corner and stand on my head?

1:23 PM
If you like, or maybe you could just sit down and do some deep breathing.
Try to recenter yourself.

1:24 PM
Can't I just sit here with you instead?

1:25 PM
Sure. I wish I could wrap my arms around you, maybe scratch your back, rub your shoulders and neck…

1:24 PM
Fuck Biz, that all sounds really REALLY good.

1:24 PM

*Calling Edward Cullen…*

"Biz."

"Are you sitting down?"

"Yeah. I kind of just threw myself onto a patch of grass outside the building and haven't moved."

"Good. Lie back and close your eyes."

(major exhale) "Ahhh shit."

"Come on, stay with me, Edward."

"I'm trying."

"Where's your happy place?"

"You mean besides between your legs?"

"Okay, spunky is good, but yes, besides between my legs."

"Hmm. I guess I'd have to say the moment of releasing that perfect spiral down field, knowing that my man Jasper was going to catch it and score."

"You two did that a few times, huh?"

"We did."

"Nice. Okay, just stay there with that feeling…you practiced your whole life for that moment, and when the ball leaves your fingertips, you know it's perfection. Every time you ever tossed a ball up to that point…it was all in preparation for this moment."

"Yesss."

"Just let that feeling wash over you…competence, success, confidence, ease…like you were born for this."

(snoring noises)

"OHMYGOSH, WAKE UP, EDWARD! EDWARD! WAKE UP! ED—"

(laughing) "Bizzy, I was just teasing."

"Jesus, you're awful. Your whole law school career just flashed before my eyes. You missed your exam, you failed out, you spent the rest of your productive days as the lift ticket checker at the base of Mt. Killington…"

"Wait, this is my worst-case scenario? It doesn't sound that bad. We could ski for free, I could move in with you and be your house boy on off-hours, we could fuck like bunnies in every room…"

"Okay, I think you may be missing the point here…"

"I think I just found my new happy place."

"Oh, Jeez-O'-Pete! How am I gonna get you back on track for your next exam now?"

"Are you kidding? This is the best I've felt since I woke up this morning. I should've called you before my exam. I'm a million times more relaxed now. You are exactly what I needed, Bizzy."

A/N: Awww, she's so good for him! xxx ~BOH