Hi everyone! I'm finally done with this chapter, sorry its very short but he's not a very hard character that would list all the things he dislikes about fan fiction XD I will get started on the next ones right away, so just be a little patient :)
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Disclaimer: I do not in any way own FT... if I did there would be waaayyyy too much drama.
*Smiles* I'm back! Did you guys miss me? *Giggles* I thought I was never going to get the chance to talk to you guys again. Natsu-kun was keeping me pretty busy if I may say. But no worries, I'm finally here!
Oh my, what can I say about this website… *starts to jump up and down* I love it! Gosh you all are amazing writers and is no wonder how many stories Fairy Tail has, they are a wonderful guild after all. I hold deep bonds with them since I used to be a Fairy Tail member. *Puts his index finger on his cheek* Now let's see, I don't have any complaints over fan fiction, I don't have many stories to begin with so everything is okay… probably that I do not know why I'm paired up with Yukino, do not misunderstand, she's sweet and cute but I hardly know about her and well to put it simply she's not my type.
And I have a little favor to ask, just write more stories about me and *Sits on the floor and pinches someone's cheek* this handsome dragon-slayer *Winks at Natsu who is tied up with tape on his mouth* Oh Natsu-kun I didn't know that your behavior was so exchangeable, you can be passive and submissive when in a relationship with Gray-kun or Erza-chan or you can be fierce and dominant in a relationship with Lucy-chan or Lisanna-chan! I'm so jealous but *Starts to blush* Hehehe just looking at you makes me so bashful!
*Sighs* I wished I could have seen Gray-kun too, oh well it can't be helped, *Stands up and starts to drag a protesting Natsu* Come on Honey dragon er- Honey Bear… yeah that sounds right, Honey Bear it is. Oh yes, *Smiles* I'm very happy to know that you guys are writing about Blue Pegasus as well, people need to know what a fun guild we are… even if you don't have enough info about us is okay… just think about something cool and awesome and sweet and smart… speaking of which, I wonder what the Trimen are doing right now… *Natsu begins to stir and protest more* Oh are you okay Natsu-kun? Maybe I should take the tape off.
Natsu: *Breathes deep but is still tied up* What the hell man! Let me go this instant! And what do you mean by submissive!?
Bob: *Smiles Sweet* Now, now Natsu-kun do you want me to show you what does being in a submissive relationship is?
Natsu: *Starts to sweat and panic* N-no, never mind, I don't wanna know anymore. But if submissive means weak , I ain't a weakling for your information.
Bob: Of course you're not! *Giggles* you can also be the dominant one…
Natsu: You got that right! Wait- what do you mean?
Bob: *Pinches Natsu's cheek again* Aww you're so adorable… I don't blame all the fan-girls that are after you *Gasps* Oh dear, I have so much competition now
Natsu: If you don't stop talking right now and let me go, Imma forget that you're a Guild Master and beat you up-
Bob: *Turns around while a dark aura surrounds him* Mmmm what was that?
Natsu: *Shrinks down* N-nothin'
Bob: *Says with glee* That's good! What a good boy you are, I think you are better suited to be a submissive person. *Sees Lucy and waves at her* Oh Lucy-chan dear, I found you!
Lucy: Master Bob, I've been looking for you guys… where's Natsu? *Sees him behind Master Bob* Oh there you are…
Bob: Natsu-kun was moving so much that I had to tie him up.
Natsu: Lucy, please save me!
Lucy: *Turns around and acts dramatic* Oh Natsu, I never thought this was your true self…
Natsu: Lucy what the hell are you thinking!-
Lucy: *Pats Master Bob on the arm* It must have been hard on you…
Bob: You don't know how much.
Natsu: Oi! Untie me right now, or I'm gonna burn this ropes to crisps!
Bob: *Snaps his fingers and the ropes disappear* There you go! It was fun playing with you Natsu-kun~
Natsu: *Hides behind Lucy* S-sure…
Bob: *Starts to leave* Oh and one more thing, take care of Natsu-kun Lucy-chan, he's a very submissive person *Winks and leaves*
Lucy: Eh… *Starts to blush! EHHH! *Moves away from Natsu* But I would have never thought-
Natsu: *Starts to scream* I'm not submissive damn it!
Lucy: *Cover her ears* I'm not listening to you! *Leaves*
Natsu: Why does this happens me…
We'll have Scorpio and Aquarius next chapter! And I'll have to plan something for the Exceeds as well, I have left them behind :O
More suggestions and characters have been added to the list!