March 5th (#1 most boring organization member and #2 most boring! Yay!)
The organizational arm wrestling championship was in full swing. All 14 members of the organization were required to compete. It was pretty much just for Xemnas' amusement. Roxas beat Xion. Then Xemnas, But OOOOH his arm is almost shattered to pieces by Lexaeus! Xaldin beat Saix, Larxene, and Zexion and was moving on to the finals. Which meant the final arm wrestle would be between Xaldin and Lexaeus. There was a day to rest before the finals, and Xaldin knew that Lexaeus was built like a tank. He didn't think he had much of a chance to beat him at arm wrestling unless he figured something out. And figure something out he did. "If I can seduce my opponent, he won't be able to focus on arm wrestling, and therefore I'll be able to beat him and be the winner!" declared Xaldin, quietly, to himself – His eyes tracing the room to make sure nobody saw him announcing his plans out loud. But even though he had gotten his idea, he still needed to plan out how exactly he was going to seduce Lexaeus. He plotted and intrigued for most of the day.
Until finally he had a general idea of what he was going to do. So the next day, during the morning before he and Lexaeus were set to arm wrestle in front of the whole organization. Xaldin walked into the breakfast area wearing biker shorts and a rather tight sleeveless shirt. Needless to say, all eyes were on him. Xaldin got a frying pan and proceeded to fry up some breakfast sausages. Other organization members had been preparing other foodstuff but at the moment Xaldin was the only one actually cooking, as opposed to staring at Xaldin when they should be cooking. As a result, by the time people were sitting down at the table, Xaldin's sausages were the only thing that wasn't either burnt, undercooked, or otherwise inedible. Xaldin made sure he sat right across from Lexaeus. "Hey, Lexaeus, don't you want to try my sausages? I bet you'd just love to put one of my hot freshly cooked sausages in your move." spoke Xaldin in as sexual a tone as possible. Lexaeus didn't say anything, but his face quickly became redder then Axel's hair as Xaldin continued his advances.
"I mean, I know you'd probably just love nothing more then to just chow down on my delicious sausages." Xaldin was almost constantly raising his eyebrows as he said this. Lexaeus didn't really want to eat Axel's burnt eggs or Saix's pancakes that were more batter then cake – so he eventually caved in and used his fork to transfer a sausage to his plate. Xaldin made insinuative "mmmm" sounds the entire time that Lexaeus was eating his sausages. Everybody else in the organization awkwardly ate the sausages as well. Glad that Xaldin's advances weren't towards them. Xemnas was the only nobody that thought to just get some cereal out of the pantry. Although the only cereal they had left that day was high-fiber cheerios. And most of the organization members would rather eat Xaldin's sausages than high-fiber cheerios.
After breakfast everybody gathered in the gray area for the epic final match of the arm-wrestling tournament. Xaldin put his elbow on the table and lifted his hand up with a wide grin on his face. Lexaeus seemed like he wasn't sure if he actually wanted to make skin contact with Xaldin. But he eventually put his elbow on the table and grabbed hold of Xaldin's hand. "READY! SET! GOOOO!!!" shouted Xemnas. The match was on! Xaldin put all his strength into pushing Lexaeus' hand to the table. Lexaeus was presumably doing the same. But Xaldin had a secret weapon. After about 3 minutes of trying to push Lexaeus' arm to the table, Xaldin brought out the secret weapon he had been preparing that morning. He raised his eyebrows a few times as he made eye contact with Lexaeus, Whose face once again became bright red and seemed to have lost all of his focus.
For you see, Because Xaldin had been raising his eyebrows all that breakfast, Lexaeus had associated the two actions, and when Xaldin raised his eyebrows, it instantly reminded Lexaeus of his amazingly awkward and embarrassing breakfast. And to him, it was as if Xaldin had been making even more advances while they were arm wrestling. Lexaeus' arm weakened, He tried to advert his eyes from Xaldin's but when he lowered his eyes all he could see was Xaldin's skin tight shirt revealing a muscular chest. This really did not help the situation, and lowering his gaze any further would only make it worse, as you may remember that Xaldin was wearing biker shorts. Lexaeus simply couldn't take it anymore, and his arm slammed to the table! Xaldin was the victor of the arm wrestling tournament!
And Xemnas seemed pleased that he had gotten more entertainment out of this arm wrestling tournament then he had originally expected. And that may have been the reason that Xemnas had declared at the end "Xaldin is the winner! His prize is Lexaeus! Whether or not either of them make up lies about not wanting each other.". Xaldin let out a bellowing laugh, and Lexaeous remained completely silent, as he usually does. And the rest of the organization evacuated the room as Xaldin pinned Lexaeus to the floor. And the organization XIII's breakfasts lived awkwardly ever after.