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A/N: I'M BACK! Miss me? No? that's okay, I'm here anyway :D I don't have five finished, but I wanted to start back up again anyway. Don't flame me if the updates aren't regular but don't hesitate to tell me if the humor is lacking. Enjoy!

Chapter 34: Tsuna's double rainbow

While many of the Acrolano did not browse the internet for funny videos, there were a few who did. Namely Aria and her daughter. When Aria let out a 'kay~' during one of the few times the Arcoblano were resting in the same house, they knew it wasn't a good idea to go looking. Too bad they didn't listen to that little voice in the backs of their heads telling them to mind their own business. Then again, any of them could tell you that Aria would just come and drag them to see whatever had made her squee. Though, this time, they weren't quite sure why she had squeed. "What... is this?" Reborn asked, his eye twitching.
"Are we suppose to be singing part of that idiotic song?"
"... They own me twenty dollars. They shall pay for using my likeness."
"Gyahahaha! You all look so stupid!"
"Stupid lackey. You're signing too," Reborn pointed out.
"REBORN! Come on! We have a meeting in..." Tsuna said, tromping up the stairs. The Arcoblano all turned to give him a glare and Verde restarted the video. Tsuna stays silent as the video plays and the Acroblano watch him with one eye and the screen with the other.
"Do you have something you want to tell us, Dame-Tsuna?" asked Reborn.
"Um... I have no idea how this was made? How dare this poor youtube uploader who is a fan of Reborn's anime rendition of my life make a mockery of such powerful and majestic hit men! And esteemed Mafia Donna. I shall unleash the wrath of my Mist Guardian upon him! Or her."
"Not good enough, Dame-Tsuna."
"HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'M SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Tsuna screamed and Reborn growled and began chasing him, firing shots as he went. The others shook their heads and watched the video again. The sounds of uproarious laughter mixed with the sounds of gunshots, screams of terror, cries of indignation, and the swift tattoo of running feet. After that, whenever that song was hummed, Colonello would scowl, Reborn would draw his gun with a murderous look, Lal would snort, Verde's stare would drop a few degrees and his hand would dip into his lab coat, Mammon would ask for money(greedy little baby), Aria would giggle, Skull would sulk harder than usual, Fon would smirk, and Tsuna would both pale and chuckle. Don't ask how the spiky haired brunette managed, even he doesn't know. Lal added 'Tsuna's Double Rainbow' to her favorites list. It really was quite amusing.

"Whoa, that's a full rainbow... all the way... double rainbow... all the way... omg(fill it in) double rainbow! It's a double rainbow! Oh yea... yeah, it's a double rainbow. All the way, yea. OMG, what does this mean? It's so bright, so beautiful. Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so tense(echo) what does this mean? It's starting to look like a triple rainbow! That's a whole rainbow maa~an~! Ah! Double rainbow all the way acro~ss the Sky! Yeah yea~ah~a! So intense! Double rainbow across the sky! Whoa who~oa my G(fill it in)! Look at the rainbow! (unintelligible noises/possibly beat-boxing?) Complete rainbow, omg, (crying) (more noises that vaguely sound like words) I can't even capture it on my camera! Double Rainbow all the way acro~ss the sky! Yeah yea~ah~a! So intense! Double rainbow all the way acro~ss the Sky! Whoa who~oa my G(fill it in)! Look at the rainbow! (really girly sounding, drawn out wwhoa!) That is the baddest rainbow bleep rainbow I've ever seen."

A/N: I need a Shakespeare line for Tsuna to say or I'll never finish Chapter 37! I only have two more chapters between here and there so please help me out! Oh, and the video featured here was '[KHR] Tsuna's Double Rainbow.' I'm not sure if the name of the song is really 'Double Rainbow' or not, but since I gave you a transcript of it... yeah. If you want a blow by blow like some of my other chapters, just let me know. Cheers!

P.S: I HATE THE SPACEING FORMATING ON THIS SITE! Okay, rant over, proceed to reviewing and helping me finish Hibari's next chapter.