We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news.
If you have not seen Wall-E, Disney's new Pixar film, the author of this story highly recommends you do so AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
It is entirely possible that Twilight, in general and more specifically Edward, has fried the brain of our very inconsequential author; nevertheless, she is insisting that any Twilighter will probably come to the same conclusion as she.
The conclusion being this: The robots Wall-E and Eve are actually robotic forms of Bella and Edward.
Granted the story is highly AU and genders have been switched, but the cold and perfect sparkly Eve and the less than perfect, endearing and, might we add, huge danger magnet Wall-E can be none other than the two we idolize.
Please forgive this intrusive "Movie Review", but the author's better judgment has been temporarily suspended in light of the greatness of the movie.