Author's note - As I said earlier, the omake/extras are going to be integrated into the regular story line as of this chapter.

Omake 5.1
Radio Kon Interview 1:
Dark Kuroda & Ichigo

Kon sat in his small studio with headphones over his ears. "Welcome to this special edition of Radio Kon. Here today we are going to interview a... what is a good name to call these people who are writing stories about us?"

The door to the room opened up and Hanataro stuck his head in. "I'm not sure. I could ask Ururu ir Hitsugaya Taicho. Hold on." The boy disappeared for a few minutes then came back. "Ururu says to call them the enemy and Hitsugaya Taicho says he doesn't really care what you call them, so you might as well call them daddok, funicle or squireen. Or any other word you come up with that matter."

"How is that helpful? I guess I'll use the word squireen, though I honestly don't know what that word means. Anyways, to call up our first squireen." Kon's stuffed paw reached out for the phone and began to dial a number. "Hello! Am I speaking to Dark Kuroda?"

"Who is this, and how did you get my phone number?"

"I'm Kon and I'm going to interview you about Bleach..." Kon blinked a couple of times as the phone suddenly clicked off. "That was a very short interview. Anyways, let's bring Ichigo in to answer some of the squireen's questions they have for him."

It was then that Ichigo found himself shoved into the room onto the floor by Hanataro and Uryu. "Ouch, what is going on here?"

"Our first caller, please introduce yourself."

"Hi. My name is Animus Rover. This is so cool. I've never been on television before," the male voice came from the other side

"Actually. You're not on television. You're on the radio."

"Oh..."

"So what is your question for Kurosaki Ichigo?"

"I want to know how he gets the cool powers he gets."

"What?" Ichigo sat up, pinching his nose. "If Bleach is a show like you guy's proport, shouldn't you already know that?"

"But I want cool powers too!"

"It's genetics."

"Oh. Maybe I'm adopted. Yeah... maybe I'm adopted! Maybe I'm you're twin brother!"

Ichigo felt his eye suddenly twitch. "Not this again. I don't have any siblings other then Karin and Yuzu."

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure."

"But I could swear..."

Kon quickly pushed a button. "Well, that's enough of that call. Onto the next person to ask a question!"

"Hi."

"Umm... hi." The stuffed lion blinks a couple of times. "What is your name?"

"Baby Cakes."

"What a cute name! You must have a nice rack?"

"What does that mean?"

"You must be a ditz too!"

"I don't think so. I'm just me."

"So what is your question for Ichigo?"

"Am I really speaking with Kurosaki Ichigo?"

"Yes..." Ichigo frowns before shaking his head.

"O.K. Bye."

The stuffed lion frowns. "What kind of call in was that? Rather boring? Next."

"Hi! I want to know if I can get interviewed too! I mean, it is so awesome that Ichigo is getting interviewed, but my interview would be so much better!"

"Kiego?" Ichigo shook his head.

"Hanging up. We don't need useless questions from..."

"Wait! I do have a question. Let's see... have you ever had a threesome with Orihime and Rukia?"

"No." Both males in the room chimed in at the same time.

Kon took a deep breath. "Well, we'll move onto the next caller!"

"I'm Cutie Heart You Pie. I want to know if Ichigo will go out on a date with me."

"How old are you?" Ichigo frowned, shaking his head yet again.

"Eek! You're a pedofile! You're not supposed to ask for a girl's age like that!" The phone clicked off."

"Next!"

"Hi... it's Animus Rover again. Is it really true that you (beep) Orihime and Rukia together."

Ichigo felt his eyebrow twitch again. "What the hell is wrong with you! I said no!"

"Our next caller is..." Kon paused to let the person speak.

"My name is GothGothEmo. Which do you like more, the comedies or the tragedies."

"The tragedies."

"We are meant to be together."

The stuffed lion slammed down on the button. "Hold it! You understood that question?"

"Yeah... she was talking about Shakesphere's plays."

"Anyways! This is all the time we have for now! We'll let you get back to your regularly scheduled programing!"