Chapter 36: Marth's CLIMatic speech

Twilight Okami: Blah, blah, blah everyone knows the drill

Marth: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show...

Kirby: Nor –Gets hit in the head by a hammer- OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Twilight Okami: You always spoil the stuff! -_-!

Kirby: FYI I was going to say Christmas!

Twilight Okami: Really? Oh well, sorry. ^^;

"Hello and-" The Co-hosts began.

"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!" The Audience cheers.

"You're suppose to say it after we finish, but who cares!" Yoh stated.

"As you know in about 8 days, depending at what country it'll be Christmas!"

"GIIDDHIGBBHDWIYRC!" The Audience called.

"-_-, ya, exciting, and apart from that we have a special guest!" Twilight Okami added.

"He's from an author of the Spyro net, again, and he's cool" The Co-hosts say.

"Heeereeee's Midnight!" Twilight Okami pointed.

The Audience applauded as Midnight flew in. Sadly, he broke through the roof and landed next to the Judges.

"It's nice to be on a kick-ass show! Thanks Twilight Okami!" Midnight (A dude dragon) called.

"Yeah, but next time don't try to break through the roof, we're at a finical crises!" Twilight Okami replied. "What are your scores for everyone?"

"I give half a 5, quarter a 4 and the rest 4.5"

"-_-, we'll work the mathematics later, right now we should get on with the show!"

"Good, so Chopper turn on the channel!" Anna demanded.

Chopper held the remote and put on the channel. Sadly the channel was Usher and Lady Gaga doing the Nut Bush!

"Seriously! These celebrities need medication!" Snake stated.

Chopper quickly changed the channel but it was a movie about Growth and Development! Noooo!

"AAAAGGHH! OVER RATED GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT MOVIES!" The Torturers screamed and looked away.

"CHOPPER! CHANGE THE CHANNEL! CHOPPER?" Anna demanded but saw that Chopper fainted. She sighed. "Might as well"

When the channel was changed it went to the torture!

Reviewer: Kattheamazing

Gotta love what in this fic, you really do.

Suggestion: Take a Megaphone in hand, climb top of Mount Everest, and admit to the world that your final smash is bullsh*t. Then you must jump from the top all the way to the bottom (I don't care if it's impossible, make it work!) into the waiting arms of Ganondorf. If Ganondorf doesn't catch you, he gets blown up, if he catches you, you both get blown up. Have fun kids :D!

"O_o. I'M GOING TO DIE!" Marth screamed.

"Yes, yes you will" Anna nodded.

"But," Marth paused and then got out a contract. "I've got a contract that I can't die!"

Simply the blond tears the contract and threw it away. "Now you can!"

"NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Marth screams but was hit by a frying pan.

"WE GET IT!" Twilight Okami yelled.

"O_o, uh, take him to the torture!" The Co-hosts demanded.

Chopper grabbed onto Marth, activated a teleporter and chucked Marth in it that then got teleported.

Marth was now below Mount Everest, highest mountain in the world. He gulped and then realized something.

"Where those things that make you climb up the mountain?" Marth asked.

"Oh, I totally forgot" Twilight Okami sarcastically said.

"-_-, I hate you for life"

"Whatever, just climb up the mountain" Twilight Okami said.

Marth grumbled curses beyond the 'T' rating stuff and continued his climb up Mount Everest. He kept going, and going, and going but soon fell of the mountain.

"GSIAUBIHDBEIY!" Marth screamed.

"Can we bring in the back up SWAT team? Code blue!" Twilight Okami called on radio.

A Marine air plane came flying in the distance. The guy had a pink mobile phone and a pink key chain attached to the edge of the co-pit.

"I'm, like, goin' to catch the pretty boy. Like oh my gosh! He's got a beautiful ass!" The pilot commented.

"O_o? WWWHHHHA?" The Audience screamed.

"Uh, this is Super Awesome Twilight Okami to Mr. What-ever; think you can catch Marth from falling from the tallest mountain in the world?" Twilight Okami called over radio.

"Like, oh my gosh of course I want to? He's, like, a major hottie!" Mr. What-ever replied cheerfully.

"-_-, um, excuse Mr. What-ever but are you g-"

Mobile phone rings in the co-pit and Mr. What-ever calls. "Hey, girlfriend! What's up? I'm, like, going to rescue this, hottie! No... I'm not blushing! How would you know I'm gay for him? FYI, I'm single!"

As Mr. What-ever kept babbling he actually missed Marth who is now continue to fall of the mountain.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! HEEEELLLP!" Marth screamed.

"We'll only rescue you if you tell that your final smash is crap!" Twilight Okami said over radio.

"DEAL!" Marth yelled, got out his megaphone and yelled so hard. "MY FINAL SMASH IS BULL SHIT AND THE WORST ONE YET!" His yell even broke the glass of the co-pit. "Now can you rescue me?"

"Let me think... No"

"DAM YOU! CURSE YOUR STUDIO, CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!" Marth screamed.

Back to Mr. What-ever who looked down and gasped. "OMG! I, like, got to save him! See ya babe!" hangs up and descends plane to save Marth.

Back to Marth who kept falling but then landed in the hands of... Bruno!

"Hey, where's Ganondorf?" Midnight asked in the Audience.

Twilight Okami shrugged. "I let him go. Instead, I put in the gay, Bruno!"

"Hey there Marth? Mrs Twilight Okami did say that I might like you! And she's right, you are so cute! What to come to my place?" Bruno asked.

"Uh..." Marth mumbled.

"Like, NOOOOOOOOO!" Someone called. Bruno and Marth looked up to see Mr, What-ever descending down with his plane. "He, like, mine!"

Then he started dropping bombs at Bruno and Marth. Bruno screamed and ran as fast as he can with Marth in his hands. But the missiles hit the two, which turned them into dust.

NOTE: Laguzgirl13, Marth will be resurrected and will be forced at the end of the show to give you an autograph!

"Like, OMG! NOOOOO!" Mr. What-ever screamed dramatically.

Everyone back in the place was laughing their asses off.

"Ha, ha! Judges, what do you think?" Anna asked.

"OBVIOUSLY 5!" The Audience laughed.

"Great to hear! We-" The Co-hosts paused when a plane crashed through the ceiling.

"NOT THE CEILING!" Twilight Okami cried.

The co-pit thing opened and out came What-ever crying miserably.

"I, like, didn't tell him I love him!" Mr. What-ever admitted.

Everyone gasped and Laguzgirl13 came up angrily.

"He's mine!" She yelled.

"Like he's so mine"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MI-"

"OH FOR SHAMAN SAKES BOTH YOU TAKE (BEEPING) GUNS!" Anna screamed impatiently.

Both Marth-fans nodded, took out some rifles and started firing at each other. Midna stood up in determination.

"Well if these two can kick ass then so can I!" Midna screamed and got out a machine gun and fired at Zelda.

Zelda took Link's shield and deflected it which accidently shot Rosalina in the leg.

"Ow! YOU IDIOT!" She screamed and tackled Zelda to the ground.

Peach and Daisy looked at each other then charged with spears and began slashing each other.

"Like, OMG, this is, like, soooo violent!" Mr. What-ever stated loud considering he was firing his rifle.

"I know!" Midna called from above stage then belly flopped o Zelda from above.

"Uh, w-we'll be back on..." Yoh said and ducked as a grenade was thrown.

"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!" The Audience cheered.

"Where torture, is hilarious" Twilight Okami smiled.

"OW! WHO THE (BEEP) SHOT ME THIS TIME? I'LL PUMMEL THEM WITH THIS!" Anna yelled and got out her Mini Gun and began firing.

"NOT THE STAGE!" Twilight Okami sreamed.

Author's Note: Sorry for not updating, but Christmas is soon and I had to do preparation, making stuff and enjoying the start of... the holidays! I swear to update as quick as possible!