A/N: I was thinking about writing it for awhile, so in my sick haze, I am finally doing it.

Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS; I do have rights to, Caleb.

Caleb Ari

At six months, the twins were a handful. They loved to grab things and bash them on things, like Caleb's toys. He rarely got mad, but when he turned five and Malka ruined the cake, he burst into tears. He ran to his bedroom and refused to talk to anyone, but Ziva. She had calmed him down and, with a little help from Caleb, made him a new cake. Ziva and Tony had to take them to the doctor's today for a check-up. Caleb, who hated the doctor, spent the day with Ari, Kate and Little Abby.

They sat in the chairs waiting for Dr. Wilson to call them in. Malka was on Ziva's lap playing with a tassel from Ziva's shirt. Abira was with Tony looking at a book with baby farm animals. A man with slightly graying hair walked in. He smiled at the family and called out 'DiNozzo'. They stood and followed the man into a backroom.

"How are the little girls today?" He asked with smile. Ziva set Malka on the examining table while answering.

"Happy." Dr. Wilson started the check-up. He asked questions about her and Tony and Ziva took turns answering.

"Is she cooing?"

"All the time."

"How 'bout sitting up? Can she do that?"

"When she wants." Ziva answered. He checked her eyes and ears with great care.

"Well it looks like Malka is doing great. Now time to see Abira." Ziva picked up their six month old as Tony put Abira down.

"Now, is she talking?"

"Only when Malka does." The doctor looked up concerned.

"Only?"

"Well most the time with Malka, but she's just a quiet kid. She gets it from her mom and brother." Tony joked. Ziva reached out and playfully hit him. He laughed as the girls giggled. The doctor looked confused.

"You know what Mossad is?" Tony asked the man. He nodded. All Tony did was point to Ziva. The doctor paled considerably and continued to do the exam.

"Both are looking healthy. Nothing wrong. Look at the time, gotta run." Dr. Wilson practically ran out of the room. When they were in the car, Ziva turned on Tony.

"Did you have to scare him like that? Now we are going to have to find another pediatrician." She threw her head back.

"Sorry Sweetcheeks." Tony apologized. He held the hand as he drove them home.

"Is Caleb staying over with Kate or are we getting him later?" Tony asked his fiancée. She put Abira in a playpen with Malka then answered.

"They want him to stay, saying something like he doesn't get to see his cousin enough." She rolled her eyes. Tony pulled her to him.

"So, we have after dark to our's-self?" He asked suggestively. She kissed his throat.

"As soon as these ones are to bed, would you like to join me in the shower?"

"Screw the shower, how about a bath?" Ziva threw her head back and laughed.

"Why not, My Little Hairy Butt."

TBC…

A/N: Sorry for not updating. I've had writers block, unlike McGee, I don't mind admitting it. So review please and thank you for the reviews!

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