Well... That was Unexpected
Ok, maybe doomed was too strong a word. This is Mister Mxyzptlk were talking about, the 'Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow' storyline was an exception. It's safe to say Mxy is in Trickster mode, so not 100% Doomed… but still a very poor situation to be in all things considered.
"How bad is this situation exactly?" Asked Lazuli.
"Emperor Joker, who's only 1% weaker than a full Mxy, rendered the Spectre helpless in a birdcage with no apparent effort."
"That doesn't sound so bad."
"The Spectre is a powerful fragment of the Presence, Also Known as God, specifically he's the personification of God's Spirit of Vengeance… yes… THAT God."
"...Oh… that's bad."
"Oh yeah. Mxy has no set limits. Depending on the story, he's all over the map. Even funny little non-canon stories have to be taken into consideration because they could be the exact same individual. So he can be anything from weaker than Upper Echelon Gods like the Presence or the Endless… or the most powerful being in all of existence bar none… and everything in between."
"That's… inconsistent." Said Lapis.
"I think he's allergic to consistency."
Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he was.
"So what exactly are WE supposed to do?" Asked Lazuli.
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"I dunno."
"Brilliant."
"Yes, this is quite the predicament we find ourselves in."
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"Q… when did you get here?"
"Ah, that is… the Question."
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"You came through the holes in the wall didn't you?"
"I came through the holes in the wall, yes. I see you've gone against my advice and told the Imp."
"How was I supposed to know he was going to go full BROB!?"
"Ok… so… any plans?" Asked Lapis.
"I'm partial to Crocs go to plan of using a really big rock, the Imp is all powerful, power is money, money is also called capital, the capital of Arkansas is Little Rock, and bigger is better. So I think a big rock should be sufficient."
"How big are we talking?"
"Can you condense every available atom in existence into a single giant rock?"
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"Probably not… but I've never tried."
"Then we have a plan."
"That isn't a plan…" said Lazuli. "... It barely qualifies as an idea."
Oh ye of little faith. If there is one thing I learned, it's that the Question is usually onto something when he busts out Adam West style Bat Deduction… oh I just remembered something.
"Actually all we really gotta do is make him say his name backwards."
"And how are we supposed to do that? I can't imagine it would be easy with a name like his."
"Actually it's going to be Super Easy, Barely an inconvenience."
I love making references to things that technically don't exist yet.
"Oh really?" Asked the Question
"Yeah Mxy doesn't think things through, he's easily distracted, and just as easily tricked."
"So… he's you then?" Asked Lazuli.
"If I had Godlike reality powers yes. This is a temporary deterrent though, after ninety days, he can again visit the third dimension at will."
"Not much of a weakness." Said Lazuli.
"Well, he was barred from this reality, so it could be permanent." I said hopefully.
"He also has a special weakness for games… but I can't think of…. Oh… wait a minute."
With a smile… I pulled out the indestructible notebook from my coat pocket.
"Anyone got a pen? I have an idea."
Hello dear readers, the humble Mister Mxyzptlk, currently looking into more things to drag into this reality. Thus far… I pulled three here. One was currently slumbering beneath the Oceans on Earth. Though I imagine not for much longer. To be fair, that one was for fun and would have no bearing on Cells old plan. The other two however… well one was off doing his own thing, the other however, he was very much interested in the Silver Age retcon idea. How dare that meany pants Cell propose something so 4th Wall Breakingly insane and not deliver. All because he's worried about not existing anymore, like that's such a big deal. I tried not existing once, and it wasn't half bad. Mostly boring. I did promise I wouldn't lift a finger to bring about Cells old plan, but pulling people and creatures from other realities and telling them about said plan was completely on the table. Spoiler alert, none of these Characters were from DC comics or Dragonball… Because that wouldn't be nearly chaotic enough.
Whoops, did I just accidentally be the ROB's and BROB's in every other DC fanfic ever? I do believe I did. Oh thank you Cell for this wonderful gift. I might not turn you into a banana after all, or maybe I will. Even I don't know what I'm going to do next. Oh I haven't been this giddy since that time me and Impossible Man over in the Marvel Universe made that Amalgamation verse. Ohhh, that would be fun… no they'd be in the Book of Souls… well, it's not like I'm running out of material anytime soon.
Now enough fun, let's get back to this universe...who should I call next? The one who'll bring about the retcon plan was already here. So anything else was just for fun like the first creature I brought here...Maybe that Darth Vader fellow with his own personal Stormtrooper army and a fleet heralded by a fully mobile Death Star… that could be fun. Let's do that. It'll be fun times for all. Oh but where's the fun in just that! Let's give Vader all the powers and abilities from his every appearance. Comics, movies, games, special guest appearances. Oh I'm going to have such wonderful fun. So much that I can barely contain myself.
So many endless possibilities so little time. I really should do this more often. Oh what am I talking about, I'm in every single DC nases Universe at the same time. Oh we're really going to jack up this place now. Destiny will never be able to sort it out.
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Huh, it appears the Notebook is being written into. I wonder if Cell has something to say? Well best not keep him waiting, I'll bring more people in. Three is hardly chaotic enough for my tastes.
So I Pull out my copy of Cells book, open it up… oh Cell appears to be drawing squares. That's interesting. I wonder whatever for? I expected words or something similar… wait a 5th-Dimensional Moment… it's a Crossword Puzzle!
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I love puzzles! Oh well why not. What mad puzzle could a mind like that come up with. Oh now this is intriguing.
"Lets see… Nickelodeon show called Keenan and… Blank."
Well obviously Kel.
Easy enough.
Next a four letter word… what do waiters get paid in?
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Tips of course.
Now then, three letter word for what eyes do.
See.
This is a very easy crossword puzzle. Insultingly so. Where are you going with this Cell.
Ok last one. Nickelodeon show again… Invader… Blank.
Zim obviously.
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That's it? Oh come now there has to be more to it than that. Some of the words don't even cross like they should in a crossword puzzle. Maybe it's a message of some sort. Hmmmm… Let's break it down.
"Kel. Tips. See. Zim."
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Oh… thats a phonetic pronunciation of Kltpzyxm isn't it?
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"Aw! Nuts!" I said snapping my fingers.
*pop*
As soon as Mxy wrote the last word… The previously indestructible notebook burst into flames.
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"See, not even an inconvenience."
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"Really? That's it?" Asked Lazuli.
"Apparently." I said simply.
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"Huh… neat." Said Lapis.
"Yep. See this is what happens when I apply myself… don't expect it too often."
"But couldn't he have done a lot of damage in the brief time he's been here?"
"Probably… but well deal with them when they come."
"Well they can't be worse than Mxy himself." Said Lapis.
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"Laips… what have I told you about invoking a literary conviction?"
"Don't do it… I just did it didn't I?"
"Yes Lapis… yes you did."
Well… we're fucked.
"Hi guys! okay bye!" Said a passing Sonic Boom… who was probably Kid Flash.
I should note he ran through the walls through the room, and out the other wall.
"Looks like he's getting better with those Wall Powers of his."
"So… was this all a waste of time? I don't feel like we actually did anything." Asked Lazuli.
"We crossword'd an Imp into the 5th Dimension. That's something at least."
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"I'm… I'm going out. I have a date." Said Lazuli.
As she said it, she glared at me. I immediately raised my hands defensively. I was NOT going to ruin her date… not after our last… talk. I shall be haunted by that event for the rest of my days.
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The horror.
"Hey when did the faceless guy get here?" Asked Wally.
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"I think Robin is starting to rub off on you."
"Yeah, I'm starting to see why he does it. It's kinda fun."said Wally with a shit eating grin.
The Question nodded before turning to me.
"Well, seeing as the issue is taken care of, I'll be off. I'll see if I can find anything this Imp messed with."
I waved off the Question as I put my hands in my pockets.
"Interesting guy that one." Said Wally.
"Sure is. So whats up Wally?"
"Eh, nothing much. Just got a snack." Said Wally as he raised a single apple in his hands.
Then he took a bite.
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It kinda made him look like an asshole.
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"I like the green ones." Said Lapis.
Me to. I like tart food.
"If you say so. You know… I haven't been eating all that much lately. It's weird."
"Riveting, so I just realized I don't have anything to do… "
Then an alarm went off… because of course it did.
"WARNING! INCOMING TSUNAMI! WARNING!"
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"That can't be good!"
Instantly Flash was out the door, Lapis and I ran out after them. To be honest… Tsunami's sound very random… and bad. Thankfully, the hole in the wall made getting out of the mountain a fairly simple affair. Upon the horizon, was a truly massive wave. Dozens of meters tall barreling it's way towards the coast.
"Oh God!" Screamed Wally.
As we beheld the massive wave, we were joined by the rest of the Team. Though Aqualad immediately ran off towards the beach with his runic tattoos glowing. I extended my Telekinetic power in an attempt to contain the destructive force of nature. It was only now I realized something. The Tsunami extended far beyond my sight. Miles to the north and south. I couldn't even tell how huge it was.
Aqualad slammed his arms on the beach, sending an oposin wave in the same direction. It was absolutely poultry in comparison, but still impressive enough that it would do something. I erected my mental wall behind the massive wave, attempting to extend it as far as I could. I really wish I was perfect Cell right about now, but there was no way I had the time.
Soon, Aqualad's wave hit the Tsunami, sending a geyser of water miles into the sky, but even in the far horizon I could see that the VAST majority of the wave was still coming. I continued to send my psychokinetic wall into the Tsunami, and eventually it hit.
Like before, sea water went miles in the air, but even I could tell there was no way I got the whole thing. That however was second in my list of concerns because as soon as the might of nature hit the psionic wall, my head actually exploded from trying to keep the wall up. I was struck blind, deaf, and dumb as my head immediately started to grow back. As soon as it was done however, I found myself underwater crashing into the mountain. Thankfully I could breathe under the sea, otherwise this would be very bad.
I don't know how far inland the wave went, but it wasn't long before the wave rejoined the sea, bringing me along with it. I was still very disoriented… but in the distance. I saw a shape heading towards me. A massive shadow slicing through the sea heading towards the land.
The silhouette was unmistakable, and I knew that the only way THAT could be here was because Mxy put him here. I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that he didn't exist in this universe. I got my bearings and flew out the water… and made my way into the sky. I looked to see the massive shape that was far FAR larger than even He should be. He rose from the sea like one of the Gods of old, and his appearance was… slightly off, but utterly unmistakable. His scales shined in the sun as he rose… and rose… and rose...until he stood at 1,000 feet tall. Towering over absolutely everything around him. Even Mt. Justice itself. His gills spat out sea water as it observed its surroundings. It reared it's massive saurian head back, opening it's massive maw of double rowed teeth.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK!"
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It was fucking Composite Godzilla.
A/N: If you look up 'Beastrider9 Composite Godzilla' you can find a drawing of what old Godzilla looks like.