Hello everyone and I am very sorry to say this is not a chapter, unfortunately. There is a huge list as to why I haven't had any time to do any writing recently but I am DETERMINED and yeah, shit isn't gonna stop me!
Ekans: Ha ha sure it won't.
Me: OMFG REALLY?! Ekans? This was just going to be a nice, normal little update but NOOOOOooooooOOOOO...you just had to come and fuck it up.
Tom: DON'T YOU DARE SAY SUCH NASTY THINGS TO MY SISTER!
Me: I BELIEVE IN FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I'LL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO YOUR BIG SISTER!
Snape: STOP YELLING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Me: WE'RE NOT YELLING WE'RE EXPRESSING OURSELVES!
Marvolo: Jesus you'reso loud that I can hear you all the way up in wizard heaven!
Ekans: Marv you aren't dead!
Marv: sorry Ek I'm still dead. Just mash Dumbles up for me okay?
Ekans: *sniff* ok.
Marv: that's my girl.
*disappears into wizard heaven*
Snape: who was that violence promoting guy just then?
Tom: OH. MY. GOD. SNAPE! READ THE FUCKING FANFIC!
Me: enough with breaking the fourth wall! Tell them about the new update schedule!
Tom: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR SERVANT!
Ekans: I'll do it. Just don't kill any more of my family.
Tom: YOU TRAITOR POTATOR EKANS!
Ekans: Miss. Wolfdawn would like to say that she hopes to update the next chapter on either Thursday or Wednesday. She will continue to post the chapters on Wednesdays and Thursdays and she also hopes to post the additional (meaning death eater) chapters in the time between as she has been doing.
Me: thank you great creation of mine, now all of you toddle into the forgetful abyss of my mind.
Ekans: bye bye guys ; )
Tom: I hate you all you fat sluts.
Ekans: please forgive my brother, he has communication problems.