Chapter 96: Hello Newcomers :D Thanks For Joining!
TayZay:soo I don't know how Cadence (my male OC) should look, all I know is he's gonna have shaggy black hair and facial piercings...anyways! Lets do this :3
"Oliver: Thanks for the warm welcome you guys! And yes you can cal me Ollie for short! *smiles cutely*"
Ukraine:yay n.n
"Oak: Oh he's cute now! But do something to piss him of and, well you got a sample of that already, anyway here's a tidbit of info for China, he's got a huge crush on you and would like to-
Oliver: Hold you're tongue! You're the one who created me to harbor all your sick fantasies about the poor man! Oh no! Now I've ruined all my chances with him! *starts crying*"
China:wait, what? I'm so lost, aru õ_õ oh! You have a crush on me? That's cute, aru :D
"Oak: There there! I'm sorry OK? Here have some of England's cooking!
Oliver: Oh yay! *eats the food without gagging/puking or any other negative effect and actually seems to enjoy it* I love big brother England's food!
Oak: -_-' Where did I go wrong?"
Britain:you like my cooking?*his smile is overflowing with happiness and pride*thank you :D
"Zala: *pushes Al and Artie in to the room* "here you go I'm dlne with them" *walks out* "be right back" *walks back in pulling ? behind her* "Sice we seem to be intrlducing OC's, I'd like to introduce my OC Sana Lilly (Honda) Moon"
Sana: "Hi nice to meet you" *blushes* "I'm a huge fan of all of you. Especially you China, you have an awsome country." *spots Japan* "Japan! I love you soo much" *smoshes his face into my huge boobs*"
All:hi Sana
Japan:*blushes, having a slight nosebleed*
TayZay:all of your girls' huge tits are gonna be the death of Kiku, I swear -.-
Prussia:don't feel bad! XD
TayZay:dammit, Pru, shut the fuck up!' ò.ó I'm taking it as a pride thing!
Prussia:vell, it's not a lot to be proud of, seeing as how not many guys try to smash their faces into zhem, so-
TayZay:AM I STILL GETTING LAID!?
Prussia:...
TayZay:AM I STILL. GETTING. LAID!
Prussia:...ja
TayZay:then shut the fuck up! ò.ó
Prussia:0_0 ok, ok, shit!
TayZay:THANK YOU! Ok n.n so here's my new OC: his name is Cadence, he's 15, and a bisexual vampire :D
Cadence:hi*smiles shyly and waves*
TayZay:there's probably more OCs I'm gonna whip out along the way, but I'm pretty sure I'm content with this amount :3
Miyoko:um, hey, are there any guys around here that aren't being chased down by TayZay or other girls?
TayZay:sweetie, all of the guys here are gonna be chased down no matter what, sadly. I mean, it'd be nice to have a decent conversation about your favorite Hetalia guy without someone like "BITCH, HE'S MINE!"
Miyoko:...aren't you one of those people?*raises an eyebrow slowly*
Miyoko:...rarely...the most I got into was an argument with my other cousin over Matt from Death Note and Emae over Zero Kiryu from Vampire Knight...me and my girlfriend had a discreet argument over America, but he's up for the taking now. I wouldn't advise it, though, unless you want an obnoxious asshole for a boyfriend T_T
Miyoko:...I like Alfred, he's nice to me
TayZay:he's nice to anyone who's not me*rolls my eyes*and of course he's nice to you, you're hot and shy and just a fucking sweetheart
Turkey:...well shit, someone's upset...you still like Am, don't lie
TayZay:*growls at him*
Turkey:why are you getting so upset? I don't understand
TayZay:*glares at him for a long period of time*
Turkey:...*power walks away*
Denmark:you have me, so you don't have to think about Alfred anymore :D
TayZay:true...I still like China and Japan, too, but they're probably gonna be snatched up soon ;_;
Denmark:*pats my back*you just have to accept facts; you're destined to be either single or stuck with me n.n
TayZay:*smiles*it's not a bad thing, y'know, being with you I mean
Denmark:*smiles back*I know*leans over and kisses me*
Prussia:-.- joo don't vanna get a room?
Denmark and TayZay:we are in a room
Prussia:ok, just be a smart ass, why don't you...T_T
Chapter 97: Hallo
((A/N:I just got done watching Beautiful Creatures...I can die happy now *_* I'm only making this one quick so I can work on my book and watch anime with Emae for the rest of the night!))
"hey once more
too bad Canada. I kinda wanted to see if your french side came out. I guess ill just ask gilbert for details.
Prussia what is he like in bed? Should I come by your place? I'm sure you have more toys than I do? You can even invite your female self.
Russian my theory about you is that your just socially awkward and lonely. That's why you have a rough time making friends and scare people away because you go about it the wrong way. Am I correct.
Authoress: have you listened to any of the character songs for the countries and which is your favorite? I love Prussia mein gott, Spain Romano and one of England's.
Spain and lovino interested in having a siesta with me. Not just sleeping bye.
Spain can you bring out your sexy pirate side? Sorry England but I prefer Antonio in his pirate days but ill never forget the great British empire.
With love,
Rain Jones
p.s uncle Mattie here are some maple cookies and a secret Starbucks drink, maple frappachino."
Prussia:he's very pleading und needy~*grins seductively*turned me zee hell on, zhough... Und ja, come over anytime joo vant ;) I'll be sure to invite Maria
Russia:well, now that you think about it...you're probably right on that one, da?
TayZay:don't worry, RuRu. Outside of fanfiction and home, I'm pretty much socially awkward on a daily basis! And I've heard America and Britain's only, but I'm pretty sure my favorite will be Japan's or Italy's, depending on my mood :P thanks for asking, though! :3
Spain:sí'! :D
Romano:*blushes*maybe...
Spain:ah, señorita, I'll unleash my sexy pirate side in chapter 100 and use it on mi amor, Lovino~
TayZay:*faints happily*
Canada:wow, for me?*accepts the coffee*thank you :)
"Hey, new reveiwers!
Anyway, if you ever need a conversation about Hetalia guys without someone going " B****, HE'S MINE, I will be happy to do so.
Rosepetal: She might end up plotting ways to kill them though. Maybe. Just a warning.
Pinkamena: Only if they're just extremely annoying. Other than that, I won't."
TayZay:0.0
"Kakishika: *comes back with a frying pan*
Icesnow: *Holds her by the collar* Not to mention... I think I won't mention it
Kakishika: I ship AmeBel, GerIta and SpaMano, because if I ship any Japan, it makes me jealous or if i ship any UK, she's gonna kill me"
TayZay:is...AmeBel America and Belgium, or America and Belarus? I just gotta ask and know please D:
"This question is for Germany and Italy:
(Germany's question) Germany, from that one time that you told Italy "Ich liebe dich", I've been wondering how much you do. SO, how much do you really love Italy?!"
Germany:oh*rubs the back of his neck shyly*vell, I love Italy vith all my German heart*hugs Italy and kisses him*
Italy:aww, Germany (=_=)৩
Germany:I love joo so much zhat I vould marry joo*has his arms wrapped around his waist*
Italy:*blushes*aww Doitsu!*hugs him, smiling*
"(Italy's question) Okay, Italy here's your question. If you had to choose between pasta and Germany, which would you choose?"
Italy:hm..you'd think I'd choose pasta, but I love Germany! It's rare that someone can put up with my hyperactive personality for an extended period of time!*hugs him*I love you so much, Ludwig (=_=)৩ *kisses him passionately*
Germany:*lifts Italy off the ground, deepening the kiss with his hand pressed against his lower back*
TayZay:alright, so some of chapter 100 is evidently coming to you a little early -.- relax, guys...
"Oh, yeah, hi Cadence! Have a "welcome to the insanity that you will ultimately wonder why you stepped into in the first place" cupcake! *chucks cupcake at his head*
Rosepetal: 0.0 You've been making cupcakes again, haven't you? I just better not find any more body parts in the basement..."
Cadence:hey...*wipes the frosting off his face*well, thanks, I guess :/
"Tay, you can whip out as many OC's as you want, I'm armed with plenty of welcome cupcakes for all of them. Just as long as they don't ask what's in them. :D
Rosepetal: *walks down to basement* HOLY SHIST, IS THIS WHY I KEEP HEARING SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?!
Pinkamena: O_O Note to self: Get better sound-proofing... or drug Rosepetal at night."
TayZay:oh god •_• that's really terrifying, actually...but thanks for being so welcoming towards my OCs! :D here, have a s'mores Pop•Tart :3
Chapter 98: Two Chapters Left!
TayZay:godDAMMIT, I fell asleep during the anime night ò.ó the ONE night that I get to watch FULL anime episodes...I fucking fall asleep!
Miyoko:sooo she's not the happiest Otaku to cross at the intersection, guys...so I guess I'll be hosting..me and Cammie and Cadence*smiles shyly*if that's okay with you guys...*blushes softly*
Poland:oh my god, you're so cute! X3 and you're dark-skinned—with teal-colored eyes?!*notices her ears for the first time*AND a Neko?!*squeals and hugs her like a fanboy/girl*you are my new best friend...
Miyoko:*dizzy from his energetic interactions*thanks... _
"Pinkamena: *warily glances twoards Germany and Japan, walks over to Italy, and starts hugging him, on the verge of tears*
Rosepetal: Uh, Pink? Why are you latched onto Italy?
Pinkamena: Not letting go... Nope...Just Nope... Not letting go * goes on babbling, now crying her eyes out* o.o
Rosepetal: Not this again... Sorry everyone, she somehow found the Hetalia episode 23.5... and now... Wait a second... Pink, you're a freaking serial killer, why are you freaking out over this?
Pinkamena: They all come back to life, just fine, through the continuation error portal... Not letting go... Nope... Not letting go...
Rosepetal: Excuse me... I need to go take care of her..."
Italy:huh? I don't understand! :0 Pinkamena ((I'd just like to say I like that name, by the way)), what's wrong?*hugs you back*Mena, if you cry, I'll cry...*starts tearing up*no.. :'(
Girls:AWWWW D: *comfort him*
*the front door busts open*
TayZay:who the fuck-?!
Chisaki Sayoko:TAYZAY!*pissed the fuck off*
TayZay:oh*rolls my eyes*for those of you that do or don't know, this is the most known OC I have on my fanfiction...she's in "Interrogation" part 1 and 2, "PsychoInsanity Is Smexy", and most recently seen in "The Woman In The Orb as well...she was SUPPOSED to wait in the Bleach realm until further notice*side glances at her pointedly*
Chisaki:dammit, Tay, you left me! I've been waiting for half a damn year for you to wrap this fanfic up!
TayZay:half a year? Yeah, bye, I updated in December, now quit your bitching and sit the fuck down Ò.Ó
"Zala: "Don't worry Tay I have small boobs"
Sana: *Looks at my boobs* "you got no boobs"
Zala: *Sarcasticly* "Gee thanks makes me feel soo much better""
TayZay:*looking back and forth from your boobs to Sana's boobs, biting my bottom lip and grinning like a pervert*I'm sorry, can I just-*reaches out and squeezes the air like a little kid*can I just squeeze them? Please...?*eyes glisten with hope and excitement*
Hungary:joo really need a plaything or a blow-up doll or something, 'cause I thought I told joo zhat it's not okay to grab random girls' boobies*sighs*oh Tay, you'll never learn...
TayZay:...can I grab your boobies, then?
Hungary:*slowly backs away*
TayZay;:*manages to break free of the rope that bound me to the bed and tackles her to the ground, squeezing her boobs*
Hungary:*blushing and squealing*nnoooo, stop it! Ah! Don't touch me there! TayZay, please, I'm sensitive...!
Prussia:*nosebleed*oh, god, yes~...
America:no*rushes to the scene and pulls me off*if I let that shit continue, I probably would've started jacking off.
TayZay:my god, the honesty you guys have is nearly terrifying...o.o I can feel your boner on my thigh, and I'm pretty sure that I'm taller than you
America:*smirks in a sexy but cocky way*well, you already know how big Florida is...~
TayZay:*cheeks turn hot pink as I shove him off*jerk-off...*helps Hungary up*
Hungary:*fixing her blouse and bra*you're zee vorst, joo know zhat?
TayZay:*chuckles*well, it's nothing knew, so, yeah-I knew
"Pinkamena: *hyperventilating and crying*
Rosepetal: It's okay... hey, three more chapters before we need blindfolds...
Pinkamena: *crying still, but smiles a little* Oh God... I lost count of how many pairings are starring in that chapter... anyone... keeping track?"
TayZay:honestly, Im not 100% sure if I know what you're talking about, but if it's HetaOni, I gotta start watching :/ I was only aware that it existed, I never really tried watching until I found about the Hetalia MMD *_* it's like Sims, but much more accurate!
"*takes poptart*... Thanks... Sorry Cadence...might want to warn you next time... *walks off*
Rosepetal: ... At least she stopped crying..."
Cadence:T.T
TayZay:he doesn't talk much -.-
"DEAR SPAIN. YOU'LL USE YOUR PIATE CHARM ON LOVI IN CH 100? I'M HOLDING YOU TO THAT PROMISE. SORRY FOR YELLING BUT I FELT IT WAS NESSICARY TO GET MY POINT ACCROSS."
Spain:0.0 sí, sí bonita, I'll use my pirate charm on mi Lovino in the 100th chapter
TayZay:everything goes down in the 100th chapter...I'll probably throw some PruHun in there; that's for me n.n I can't watch a Hetalia yaoi feat and not have at least some PruHun in it
Hungary:joo vill do no such thing...
TayZay:-_- watch me, babe...don't think I won't. Also :D please put in your requests in-PM or review is fine either way-on the 99th chapter, okay, and ONLY that chapter, please! That cool with you guys? :) by the way, Hun-chan, no PruHun no yaoi
Hungary:...I hate joo so fucking much...
TayZay:*hugs her as an excuse to run my cheek against her boobs*but I love you~
Denmark:*takes a picture*
Hungary:*tries to push me off*
TayZay:ah-ah-ah*holds her closer to me*no favors baby, you're my plaything now~
Hungary:T_T fuck
Denmark:the fuck am I, chopped liver?!
TayZay:sometimes
Denmark:*blinks*
TayZay:*grins*I switch, sorry, it happens. Some days I prefer dudes, other days I prefer chicks
Austria:are you ever gonna choose one over zee other?
TayZay:are you a homophobe, Edelstein?
Austria:...no...
TayZay:why'd you hesitate to answer.
Hungary:*keeps me as far away from Austria as possible*
TayZay:if it's one thing I hate more than anime haters, it's homophobes...*blood boiling*actually, I hate anime haters even more, but just know that I hate them both strongly...ò_ó
Austria:clearly I am not a homophobe if I lust for Hungary AND Prussia myself, so you shouldn't pull that card out every time...
TayZay:you're right, I'm sorry*hugs Austria, patting his ass, then smacks it*
Austria:alright :| *takes my wrists and pulls my hands away from his backside, holding me hostage that way*
Hungary:I got her, Roderich*takes me back to her*
TayZay:*plants my face into her boobs, nosebleed gushing*
Hungary:T.T all over my tits? Really?
"Oak AND Oliver: Oh and France?
Oliver: *with all his Russia and Belarus power put together* If you do ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING to either Zala or Sana you are going to regret it!
Oak: *loading a gun in the background**hides it behind my back* Anyway back to less err...threatening...subjects, I want to personally thank Germany for inventing the WONDERFUL food that is bratwurst! I had it yesterday with mashed potatoes and man was is delicious!
Oliver: Oh and big brother England yes you food is the most wonderful thing I've ever tasted, well except for those shrimps covered in the stuff that fish-sticks are that China makes. I love you China!
Oak: Just for more random stuff I just realized I didn't tell you all what Oliver look like! He's got brown hair, England's caterpillars, I mean eyebrows, no offense-
Oliver: You know just because you SAY no offense doesn't make it less offensive!
Oak: And those wonderfully beautiful emerald green eyes and that physique-
Oliver: *gags me and ties me up* I'm sorry but I have to stop you there."
TayZay:*voice is muffled 'cause I refuse to remove my face from
Hungary's tits, but anyone can still kinda get the gist of what I'm saying*you do have a nice body, Ollie, I'll say that now
France:0.0 as much as I'd like to, I won't! I've got plans for tonight with the love of my life, oui~?*pulls Britain close to him*
Britain:*blushes and smiles*yes
Germany:vow (wow), I'm pleased to hear zhat*face lights up a bit*you're velcome, Oak
Britain:aww, thank you
China:but my food's better, right? :D
TayZay:wow, you didn't say aru this time...*applauds, my hands behind Hungary's back so I look like a stuck seal trying to clap XD* and yay, way to describe! I like descriptions on OCs, it gives me a better feel for the character and better vision of how I can see them in that particular animation*gives Oak and Ollie a thumbs up*
China:you're so cute, aru!*hugs Ollie*
"Kakishika:It's America X Belarus, and I forgot PruHun!"
TayZay:oh...oh ._. I'm sorry, I just never thought about AmeBel, but that's cool I guess :D
Hungary:*trying to pry me off*
TayZay:*holds on tighter and mumbles into her cleavage like a child*no! X( hey, and kudos to you shipping PruHun!
Prussia:ja, kudos, vhatever zhat means!
TayZay:*muffled mumble*look it up, stupid
Prussia:oh, shaddup!
"Japan, we all know it wasn't a dream. Correct, Greece?
Now, Greece, *snatches cat* make out with Japan and I'll give it back.
Sorry Japan, I need my fanservice. T.T"
Greece:*yawning and stretching in bed since he just woke up*I'm sorry, huh?*sits up and runs a hand through his sexy bed head hair*I was asleep, Pocky, sorry..
TayZay:and I'm sorry, too, you'll have to wait until chapter 100 as well, Pocky! Just remind me on chapter 99, kay? •_• please
"England,
I am proud to say that I believe I'm going to be in one of your favorite stories and musicals 'Oliver Twist!' (I'm being Nancy's friend Bet), which I believe originated in your country.
But I have a problem. I'm good and even my mom says I'm good, but they said I need to work on not being so shy and boost my confidence up so I can be louder. I'm taking everyone's advice of how to boost up my confidence, but I just want to know: How do YOU think I should boost up my confidence?
Plus, would you like to come see my fellow cast members and I perform on opening night? It would be great to have you there! You can even bring Flying Mint Bunny (I can see him, too ;) )
Thanks England,
HetaFruitsOuranHp321"
Britain:oh, a letter to me :) how thoughtful! Well, hi, Heta-chan, here's my advice to you-perform around your school in front of people you don't know as well as your friends, but be sure that they're nice people, okay? I don't want you to get hurt*smiles kindly*and I would love to see you opening night, darling*male model smile*and I'll be sure to let Flying Mint Bunny tag along
TayZay:awww! Britty's so sweet! X3
Britain:...calm down
TayZay:-_- well, not to me, anyways
"Everyone! I'M BACK BITCHES! You can all start your fangirling over the awesome me now!"
TayZay:*squeals and runs over to you, hugging you so my face is in your boobs*
Hungary:joo von't let up, vill joo? -.-'
"Prussia! Well, looks like we found a pretty big difference in the two Canadas then.. his female version is more 'turn away and I'm taking dominance' it makes for fun times in the bedroom..."
Prussia:it does make more fun times in zee bedroom, yes, but I vas referring to male Canada...*smirks*
Hungary:*yaoi fangirl grin*
"All of the new people! Hello and welcome to the craziest shit you will ever see *bows formally*"
Cammie:*laughs*and don't worry, it will get crazier n.n" though that should never really be considered a good thing...
"Pinkamena, because I know you're reading this! If you are going to make cupcakes, invite 2p England next time, it will make clean up faster"
Britain:*frowns*
"Cadence! My name is Maria, I'm the female version of the awesome Prussia and I have to say, you seem quite interesting so far... are you dominant or submissive?"
Cadence:*blushes*h-hi Maria...um, first off, before I answer your question, I'd just like to say that you're really pretty
TayZay:*whispers*smush him in your boobs, I have to see his reaction!
Hungary:she can't if you're hogging up all the room..
TayZay:*reattaching myself to Hungary, my cheek rested in her cleavage*
Hungary:alright :|
Cadence:*smiles sweetly and adorably*well, all of the lovely ladies here are beautiful, reviewers especially*blushes*and it depends on the person I'm with, I'm actually a bit of both, but for the most part I'm submissive, even to girls
TayZay:now watch them take advantage of you XD
Cadence:*blushes even more and says quietly*I don't mind...
TayZay:oh, right, I forgot, you love being dominated -_-"
"Everyone! Other than 2p, what other versions of yourselves have you meet?"
All:our MMD selves, chibi selves, and our emo selves*slowly look over at me*
TayZay:*giggles*I told you I like emo boys-emo girls, too, actually :3 they're both cute and hot to me...
"TayZay and Prussia! Did I ever untie you two..."
Prussia:no
TayZay:no, I broke free to squeeze Hungary's amazing-ass boobs*turns towards you and jerk my thumb in the bedroom's direction*but I will gladly get my ass back in there if that's what you want •_•
((I just wanna say all of your usernames are pretty awesome :D TWO MORE CHAPTERS, GUYS! ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS I AM, BROS?))