-1a/n I have good news!!! Today is the anniversary of the day I published this story! Well, the 1-month anniversary! So I'm planning on giving you 2 chapters today, ok? I think I'll be able to get a chapter in for this story tomorrow, but on Friday, I'm going to be able to type up so much chapters that I'll loose all my ideas for this story! And have to think of more. Don't forget about my poll, it's still open, but I was hoping someone would vote for me to make a new appearance...oh well!!! The happy mob is in the lead, Harry Potter close behind, and Voldemort next, and me, Dave Grohl, and someone else that I forget are in dead last, so PLEASE VOTE!!!! I'll write the story now!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own it, duh!
Notes With Bella and The Gang
Edward: bold italics
Alice: normal Bella: italics
ALFONZO TUBE!!!!
Yezerz, BB?
ME A MAD LAMB CHOP!!
It wasn't my fault, Edward!
Yes,
I'M TELLING YOU IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
I know!
COME ON!!!!! wait, you know?
Yezerz, cuz it's HIS fault!!
This is a first!!
Leave me alone about it!!
Why don't you tell them all that stuff, StupidShinyVolvoOwner??
She only says that one when she's mad at you!! Ha ha!!!! Edwards in trouble! Ha ha!
Come on! Fine, I'll tell!!
Good, now start with what I was TRYING to do!
Why did you capitalize trying?
I WANTED TO!!! NOW START!!
Ok!! well, she was trying to hold herself
Me: like I can do! Can the happy mob do it? Guys?
Half of you: yes!
Other half of you: no!!! I'M GONNA CRY!
Well, I was saying, she was just trying, and she couldn't do it, so I told her I would help her.
I WANT NO HELP!!!!!!
Yes, she wanted no help, yeah…so she was trying to do it, and I tried to do it, and did it, walked around while holding myself, and kissed her while holding myself…
Grrr!!!!!!
Let me guess, she yelled at you, and fell over…again?
Oh no! she actually started GROWLING at me!
Ha ha!! Dat's funny!!!! Ha ha!!!!
GGGRRRR!!!!
Um…keep going…before your human love…um…ends my existence!!!
Ok then, and she fell over, again, as you said, but this time, I caught her with one hand and held her up in a "holding herself" position, and she growled at me, yet again! Ha!!!
Well…YOUR STUPID!! Aka, your nickname, STUPIDShinyVolvoOwner!!
Oh yeah!!! HA HA EDWARD!!!! YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!!!!
Whatever…
BUT HEAD!!!!
Me: happy mob!!! I need a funny ending, would you mind attacking??
You: can we attack with hugs and kisses and autograph books??
La tua cantente101: can I attack Bella with make up??
Me: sure!!! Go ahead!!! Well, first ask Alice and Rosalie if they wish to join you
Rosalie's not here, but I don't mind at all!! Oh, and can someone attack me with credit cards with no limit and shopping bags??
Cullenlove: OOH!! I WILL!!! In fact, I'll join you in shopping!!! Where do you want to go?!
Me: I just created a mini mall of america in my head, want to go there??
OOH!! That is so perfect!! Lets go after I finish torturing Bella!!\
a/n there you go!! Aren't you glad that some of you got spots?? Cullenlove gave me a review with a random comment about how she was feeling like Alice, so why not?
Oh, and the happy mob is EVERYONE!! Well, who reviewed, and after you review, if you tell me you want a part, you'll get one part, sooner or later!! Well, I gots to go work on What about me? A Rosalie story you should read it! Unless you hate serious…then stick wit only my notes…but c'mon!! please read and review for it!!
READ AND REVIEW!!!!! WELL, REVIEW!!!!! CUZ YOU ALREADY READ IT IF YOUR READING THIS, HOPEFULLY!!!!!!