YO! Great news! I am very pleased because... I got Encore! And it's soooooooooo bitchin'! :) :) :) :D I am totally hooked on the song "My 1st Single." I think I'll make a parody of that for Joey... Anyway, thanks for all the reviews, thanks to everybody, love you all, mwa mwa, and all that crap... crap. Um, where did my shoes go? I lost my sneakers again! Shit...

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar

Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of you saps for one second...

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick a Millennium Rod through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Kill Rishid and get screwd up worse than my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which of the Pharaoh's girlfriends I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Mai V said: "Marik you're crazy."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why is your hair like that? It sprouts out like a daisy"
Well since age 10 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Mai Valentine's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat Serenity who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Marik, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't care, God sent me to piss the Pharaoh off

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar

Rishid wanted to have sex with me when I was five
Now know this, Rishid WAS a guy
I smacked him in his face with the scripts
Called him a disgrace
Had him tattoo himself on the face (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in a Ryou's fan club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed his girlfriend and stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, enslav'n pedestrians

Rap'n Tea while she's screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
99 of my life I was lied to
I just found out my sister does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a tomb keeper
Make a record about killin' thugz and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Kaiba fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
Cecelia's wife passed so asked for my autograph S.S.: Think about that. Cecelia's wife. ... Bwahahahahaha!! XD XD
So I signed it: 'Hey Ce, thanks for the support, two-timer!

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar

Stop this duel! Joey's been classified as a grade A fool! (Get him!)
Kaiba don't just stand there, INSULT HIM!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank "milk"...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.) A/N: You know, how they color Mai's red wine white?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a good meal in years, my hair is too big too hide
It's up like the Pharaoh on coke
I shout when I talk, I'll beat up anything that walks (C'mere.)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME RISHID? YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm crazy mad (MUAHAHA!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I slit his throat AGAIN in this dream I had

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... It's Ishtar