" Wilford, kiss, marry, or kill. Tom Cruz, Nicholas cage, Dark." Jack said.
" kiss tom, marry Dark, kill Nick." Wilford said slurping a Roman noodle.
" Is that an invitation?" Dark asked. Wilford froze.
He got down on one knee. Mark and Jack recorded the scene on their phones. Wilford gasped and covered his mouth with his hands. Tim giggled and clapped his hands.
" Wilford Warfstache, you are the love of my life. You keep me calm and that's not easy. I love you more than anything. As soon as I laid eyes on you I knew we were meant to be. So... Will you do me the honor and be my husband?" Dark asked opening a small box.
" Oh baby... Yes!" Wilford said.
Dark slid the golden ring on Wilford's finger. It was a gold ring with pink gems across the sides. Wilford slid darks ring on and they kissed. Darks ring was the same but with black jewels.
" DADDY AND PAPA MARRY!" Tim squealed.
" That's right tiny box Tim!" Mark said.
" AHHH DARK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" Wilford said kissing him again.
" You guys are gross.. Oh my go I have an idea!" Anti said.
Everyone turned their heads and let him explain. " Let's go to the place were the gods and personalities are at and show them! If they get pissed then we can kick there asses!"
" Let's wait a few days okay? I want to be fucking huge to scare them." Dark smirked.
" Can we come?" Jack asked sitting on the couch.
" Yea! I met them before... They liked me but not Wilford and Dark..." Mark said.
" Oh okay... So, what time is it?" Jack asked.
" In your world... I would say seven o'clock at night." Wilford said.
" We have been here for like six hours?" Jack asked.
" Duh.." Dark said putting Tim in his bed in the other room." Night tiny box Tim." Dark purred. He kissed Tim's head and gave him a Dino plush.
" Night papa!" Tim said.
Wilford walked over and gave Tim a hug and kiss. Tim curled up into a small ball and fell asleep. Well, rested... The adults kept on talking and playing video games in the other room. They gave Tim the small second room of course. They played Town of Salem a few times before Jack groaned and felt his leg. Wilford jumped up and looked around.
" I am going to see if those idiots are wondering what's happening!" And he disappeared.
He felt the sharp burn and opened his eyes. Felix was kicking Jack in the leg. Cry was just sitting and waiting. He stared at Felix and Cry for about a minute waiting for an explanation. Felix looked a little annoyed at Wilford and crossed his arms.
" We have been waiting for an update for two days! We need to know as soon as possible! Tell dark to come here!" Felix said impatiently.
" Well ARNT you a inpatient little turd.. I will ask Dark. I'm warning you, he is tired and miserable." Wilford said sassily.
Dark turned in and sighed. He looked right at Felix and didn't blink. Felix shifted his feet and looked around.
" What... Don't give me that look!" Felix wined.
" Felix-" Cry started.
" You are being rude." Dark hissed.
" We need you to tell us!" Felix said. Cry went out of the room.
" Maybe you should grow mind reading powers and tell yourselves." Dark said smirking.
" Well you-"
" Did Mark and Jack invite you to stay as long as you needed?" Dark asked.
" Well... No." Felix said.
" Did you think about how maybe that hurts Jack when you kick him?" Dark asked.
" Jack can talk for himself!" Felix said. He looked stressed and scared.
" It is MY job to look out for Jack and Mark. So, I CAN talk for Jack, I suggest you say sorry..." Dark said.
" Look, I am sorry for being a bitch. I'm just scared okay? You put you and Wilford in our spots! We don't know where he is! He could be at our doors and we wouldn't know! It is killing us Dark.. Okay? I am sorry.." Felix said.
Dark closed his eyes for a second. He opened them and said. " England. I'd say a month or more." And went inside his head.
Dark sat down in his beanbag chair and closed his eyes. They both looked really tired. Anti was sleeping on their bed at the Moment. Dark opened his eyes and sat up. He picked Wilford up and placed him next to Anti. Mark walked over to the bed and picked Anti up like a princess. Dark winked and walked them to the door.
" Have a nice rest." Mark said and they began walking down the hallway.
They opened the green door way down the hallway and laid Anti down on his bed. He curled up under the covers and began resting. Mark and Jack went into their own bodies and checked on their personalities. Wilford and Dark were in their bed. Anti was completely out. Tim was resting to.
" What do they talk about with Felix anyways?" Jack asked. Drinking down two glasses of water and eating an entire bag of chips.
" I will tell you when I get approval." Mark said.
" God your acting like my ma..." Jack laughed.
" Well you smell..." Mark half heartedly joked.
" That's not what your mom said last night!" Jack said throwing his hands up.
" EWW WHAT THE FUCK?!" Mark gasped.
" MARK SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND RUN YOU OVER WITH A FUCKING TOW-TRUCK!" Dark yelled.
" YOU CANT HURT ME IN ANYWAY BITCH!" Mark yelled.
" I WILL IF I FUCKING WANT TO!" Dark hissed.
" Good night..." Mark said ignoring Dark.
Dark hissed and made his eyes glow red. Mark sighed and plopped on his bed. He got out his phone and pressed google maps. He began looking for a small town in England.
Jack woke up to be sleeping on Mark on the bed. He looked around for his glasses and put them on. His eye sight got worse when Anti came. He looked at the clock on the wall. It was only about 10:00 in the morning. He then looked at the sleeping man next to him. Then, he looked in his head to Anti.
" Anti?"
" Yea?"
" Why are our eyes so sucky?"
" It could be your genes... Or that you stare at a screen for a living..." Anti answered plugging in his guitar hero game to his tv.
" Okay... Why didn't ya wake meh up?"
" You looked peaceful!" Anti said starting the game.
" Your an idiot ya know that?"
" Shut up..."
" What is up with Felix and Cry?"
" Can't tell ya!" Anti said playing guitar.
Jack groaned out loud. Mark stirred and woke up, looking at Jack. He smiled and bought kiss warm lips to Jack's. Jack kissed back and smiled. He was so lucky, they both were.
Mark got up and went to get his clothes. He put on a tank top and jeans. He threw Jack is yellow shirt and some skinny jeans. Jack threw the jeans back and Mark got sweats out. Jack smiled and put them on.
" What do you want to do today?" Mark asked.
" I don't care much..l what do ya want ta do?"
" Ask anti and I'll ask Wilford, Tim, and Dark."
" What do ya wanna do?" Jack thought.
" GUITAR HERO YOU DO IT WITH MEEEE!" Anti said throwing a guitar at Jack's vision.
" I think Anti wants to play guitar hero... What do those guys wanna do?"
" Rock climbing...they've never done it. How about this morning they climb, then we go out to lunch and play guitar hero all night? We can ask Felix and Cry if they wanna go." Mark suggested.
Jack agreed and they went down to eat. Wilford and Dark were really quiet. They texted Anti with some important things and he told Jack. Jack agreed to the plan and they were about to set it in action. He paused form eating his cereal and looked at Mark.
" I'm going to use the bathroom hold on!" Jack said running in.
He then made the shower curtain rod loose and he looked up at the large cupboard and sighed. He climbed on top and found a spider. He threw it on the ground and screeched.
" Mark help!" Jack yelled trying to look terrified. He didn't want to look down but he did.
" Jack!? What... Are you doing up there?" Mark asked worried.
" Big spider... Heights... Try using the shower curtain thing..." Jack whimpered.
Mark grabbed on the shower curtain bar and it came undone. It smacked the shelf and Mark's head.
Mark felt a sharp, horrifying pain and grabbed his head. It brought him to the floor, burning filled his head.
He shut his eyes and opened them. Tim, Dark, and Wilford were standing in their bathroom. Jack threw his hands in the air and wooed. He then returned his hands remembering how scared of heights he was. He looked at Dark, the only one who could reach him. Dark lifted Jack up and placed him down lightly.
Jack ran to Mark. " Mark it worked!" Jack laughed.
''What exactly worked... Did I outgrow you? Oh god.. Please tell me you can get back in my head!" Mark sounded worried.
" Yes we can! We can only be out in our own bodies for a while before we need to return home! Aww it is so cool!" Wilford said.
Tim giggled and ran up to Mark. " Look! I run now! See uncle Mawkyplir?" Tim said running over to Jack.
" Wow! Nice Tim! Your SOO fast!" Mark said clapping. Tim smiled and itched his head.
" Papa?"
" Yes Tim?" Dark replied.
" Why is there a fwog on you, daddy, and uncle Mawkyplir's arm?" The play schooler asked.
" It is a tattoo. We should someday get a update on it for you. Maybe a blonde streak in its hair." He suggested.
" Helloooo! Are we gunna get to climbing and guitar hero of what! I'm exited to climb!" Wilford said picking up Tim. " I want to meet this Nick person!" He said.
Mark scratched his head. " Uh guys? I think we might not be able to climb today. They started making a add on to the wall about a month ago. I'll text him and ask. " mark said walking out of the bathroom.