Spending three months in 1969 taught Martha a lot. She learnt many things about Rose and the Doctor…
Neither Rose nor the Doctor can cook for toffee; sadly she had to find that one out…repeatedly in the worse way possible.
"Miss Jones" old lady Winters shouted "you flat is on fire again"
"What?" Martha dropped the box of toilet roll she was stacking on the shelf.
"It's all right, your friends Mr and Mrs Smith are alive and well…apparently they were trying to bake you a birthday cake"
Martha blinked "but my birthday isn't till march…"
Rose always uses the hot water up
"Hurry up Rose, I need a wash before I go to work, not all of us have a late start"
"Almost finished…let me…" the door opened and Rose came out pink and warm in her towel. "bathroom all yours"
"Thank you" Martha said, she stepped in and began to run a bath only to step in ice cold water "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!"
When Rose and the Doctor get bored, do follow them and make sure they don't do anything silly…you do not need to go and bail them out of the police station.
"Sorry what did they do?" Martha asked in shock
"They stood up and shouted that MacDonald's was going to take over the world, that women were going to be prime ministers and the queen is a werewolf…we weren't sure if she should arrest them or put them in a psychiatric ward" the police officer said, he then pulled out a file "they also have been mocking the police officers"
Martha sighed "I am terribly sorry…but they have skipped their medication"
The police officer nodded sympathetically "we'll let them out…by the way what are you doing tonight…there's a concert and I was wondering if you might want to go"
No matter what Rose and the Doctor will argue about sonic screwdrivers.
"It's just what if yours break? What would we do?"
"I have a spare…somewhere…"
"What if I need money and you're tied up somewhere"
"Well hopefully you're tied up with me and why the hell would you need money?"
"Why can't I have one?"
"Because you can't"
"That's not a reason"
When Rose and the Doctor have been drinking…keep an eye on them…
"Rose….Rose where are you going?"
"Martha I shaw a dancin' spoooooooon it was saying…"
"I got you Rose, where has the Doctor gone"
"Ooooooooooooh shiny"
"I swear to god someone put something in your drinks"
When there is a tie round the bedroom door…DO NOT GO IN!
"Rose, Doctor are you there I need some….OH MY GOD"
"MARTHA GET OUT"
The Doctor is a slob
Martha was walking along the living room minding her own business when she tripped over the Doctor's shoes. The sight she saw under the sofa was enough to scare a dalek away and she knows it's the Doctor because neither she or Rose has a thing for jelly babies….she will never look a the sugary sweet the same way again.
The Doctor has a crappy singing voice
"I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WHOAAAAAAAAA I FEEL GOOD"
"I think every cat and dog on the street has just died"
"Forget about the cats and dogs how are we going to pay for our windows to be mended?"
The Doctor is a drama queen.
"…And whatever you do don't blink. If you blink you'll die. Good luck"
"A bit melodramatic isn't it?"
"I was following the script"
"You were being over the top"
"You're just jealous that I am a brilliant actor"
"You what?"
As much as you love them to pieces they annoy the hell out off you and the moment the TARDIS is back…
"I'M GOING TO MY ROOM; DON'T EVEN BOTHER ME UNTIL WE GET TO OUR NEXT DESTINATION YOU…YOU…YOU CREEPS!"
While Martha was in her room trying to get her sanity back, Rose's phone went off.
"Hello?" Rose said cheerfully "Gwen…you're in Cardiff…what date…we'll be there…yeah…see ya…"
"What did Gwen want?" the Doctor asked
"She's coming home…she has a surprise for us"