Happy Birthday Annabeth- The Fandom
Annabeth: It's not that happy since Percy's not here *cries into Thaila's shirt*
Thaila: There, there *Pats Annabeth's Back*
Annabeth: Thanks Thaila, you're truly my best friend
Thaila: I know
Piper: Wow, that doesn't hurt
Grover: Yeah, it's not like we weren't there for you
Thaila: Yeah, But did you help her out when she was heart broken
Piper/Grover: YES!
Thaila: Whatever, I'm still her best friend
Leo: So for your birthday I made a video slideshow of you and Percy
*Slideshow Plays*
Annabeth: *Cries Harder*
Thaila: Way to go idiot
Leo: That's not nice to say to your future husband
Thaila: for the last time IM A HUNTER I CANT GET MARRIED
Leo: Sure you can't *Winks at Thaila*
Thaila: ARTEMIS HELP ME
Apollo: She's busy but I'm free to help you anytime. Especially in bed *Winks at Thaila*
Frank: *Covers Hazels Ears* THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE. IM VERY ASHMED AT YOU APOLLO.I GET THAT THAILAS HOT AN ALL BUT BE CAREFUL WERE YOU SAY YOUR PICKUP LINES *Walks away with Hazels ears still covered*
Thaila: IM NOT EVEN THAT HOT
Apollo/ Leo: Yes you are
Annabeth: You know Percy called me hot once *Cries even harder*
Thaila: WOULD YOU STOP PLEASE, Okay Piper give her your gift
Piper: I got you this grey cardigan and this sea-green sweater since I know how much you like those colors
Annabeth: *sniffles* thanks piper, your my second best friend
Grover: what am I chop liver
Annabeth: you know what else is sea-green, Percy's eyes. Percy's eyes are so beautiful. I WISH HE WAS HERE *Cries Harder into Thaila's shirt*
Thaila: Did someone get her a gift that doesn't remind her of Percy.
Everyone. . .
Thaila: Well that's great, Jason what about you. You must have something that doesn't remind her of him.
Jason: I have this *Gives Owl Necklace*
Annabeth: Thanks, you know Percy gave me an owl bracelet once. *Cries even more* I MISS PERCY
Thaila: Way to go Sparky. Anyone else wants to ruin her birthday. Where's Death Breath I'm sure he would love to ruin this even more.
Nico: *Bust through door wearing a Hawaiian shirt dragging Percy by the collar *
Nico: IM BACK BITCHES
Percy: but Nica, I didn't want to leave it was just getting fun
Nico: WHERES JASON AND ANNABETH *Sees Annabeth with Thaila*
Thaila: What Th-
Nico: TAKE IT, IT'S A DIVORCE PAPER *Gives Annabeth Percy* TAKE THIS TO
Annabeth: *Kisses Percy* Thank you so much Nico
Jason: NO, I FORBID IT, IVE WORKED TO HARD AND WAITED TO LON-
Nico: *turns head very scary towards Jason* did you realize what I had to put up with for two weeks. ''Nica lets go to the pool, Nica what should I wear, Nica lets eat blue meat'' BLUE MEAT JASON, TWO WHOLE WEEKS. TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME*Cries into hazels shirt*
Percy: Geez, I just wanted to eat blue food. *walks out of room*
Nico: and to make sure I never have to be with him again, I signed a marriage form with your name on it. NOW YOULL KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO LIVE WITH HIM
Annabeth: wow Nico thanks. This is the best birthday present ever *Hugs Nico*
Nico: I Meant Jason
Annabeth: wait what
Nico: Jason and Percy are now married
Everyone: WHAT
Piper: but I'm married to Jason
Nico: No, Coach wrote his name wrong you're married to Jason Ace while Percy married to Jason Grace
Jason/Piper: COACH
Coach: WHAT, THEY SOUND VERY SIMILAR
Jason: NO ITS DOSENT RACE AND GRACE SOUNDS A LOT MORE SIMILAR. RACE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER MISTAKE
Coach: IT WAS A MISTAKE GET OVER IT, THINK OF THE BRIGHT SIDE. YOU CAN GET RID THAT WITCH
Piper: IM NOT A WITCH
Jason: Could have fooled me
Piper: EXCUSE ME
Nico: *Laughs evenly* NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH HIM
The Seven, The Gods and Both Mother F*cking camps: *stares at Nico*
Annabeth: *Quietly sings while crying* Happy fml birthday to me, Happy Fml birthday to me
Thaila: IT WAS A JOKE YOU STUPID FATES, CANT YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE FOR ONCE
Hazel: Soo Jercy
Frank: eh why not *Wears Jercy T-shirt*
But you didn't see that one coming.
-Elaine