Title: It's Like Magic
Author: Kiki1770
Rating: T for Language (and in this one, suggestiveness)
Setting: Season 3
Summary: Gwen hears suggestive noises in Arthur's chambers.
A/N: Firstly, I want to thank all my readers. You guys have been amazing with the reviews lately! I'm sure I'll have The Dark Tower up soon. WARNING! This is borderline slash. But I promise you it is NOT slash. I was always wanted to right a drabble like this, where people hear something and automatically assume the most pervish thing ever. Heaven knows it hasn't happened to me enough in real life.
Humor 9: Oh God's Merlin!
It wasn't everyday that Guinevere would find two knights of Camelot with their ears pressed up against the door to King's Chamber, giggling perversely. Gwen scrutinized Gwaine and Percival's red faces and pervy smiles and decided she did not want to know.
"Gwen, come here, you've got to hear this," Gwaine giggled and gestured for her to come forward.
"Are you sure you should be listening into the king's private chamber?" Gwen asked pensively, Gwaine and Percival exchanged a look and beckoned her to continue. Curious with their strange behavior, she pressed her ears to the doors as well and listened closely for Arthur's voice.
"Oh god, Merlin. Yes, oh do that again," Arthur moaned heavily. Gwen gasped in shock and turned bright red. Gwaine snickered at her reaction and pointed the door again. The three of them listened.
"Did I ever tell you that you're a demanding prat?" They heard Merlin say.
"Shut up and do that think with your fingers again. Oh God yes!" Arthur cried blissfully. "Where in the heavens did you learn to do that?"
"I guess I just learned through experience."
"You mean you've done this before?"
"You'd be surprised how often I do this." Merlin chuckled softly, and Arthur's moans and soft grunts steadily increased.
Gwen was, in one word, furious. She grabbed the latches and sharply shoved the door open with a loud deafening thud. Red in the face, embarrassed, and completely humiliated, she marched into Arthur's chambers unannounced.
"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?" She shouted. Merlin and Arthur froze. Arthur sat in his chair in front of his study, whilst Merlin was stretching Arthur's arm out and digging his elbow into Arthur's back.
"Gwen? What are you doing here?"
"I was stretching Arthur's muscles out?" Arthur and Merlin say at the same time. This time Gwen's face turned red for a very different reason and she rushed out of Arthur's chambers, mortified. Gwaine and Percival howled with laughter outside the king's chambers.
Leave it to Gwaine to turn to a simple massage into something..."Suggestive." I hope this made you laugh, I certainly couldn't stop laughing writing it.