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The Legend of Zelda: Interloper of Time

-Chapter 32-

-Last Time-

"It would appear that your arrival here was foreseen." Fi said calmly, her eyes looking over the scroll with a critical look. "I do not sense any form of danger, it should be safe to open."

Shaking the surprise off, Naruto muttered a quick thank you to the blue girl before breaking the binding and unrolling the scroll a bit.

The Adamantine Sealing Chains by Kushina Uzumaki

-And Now, Kakariko Village, Adult Timeline-

Impa had her usual stoic expression on her face as she walked up to the village well expectantly, her eyes locked on the markings etched into the earth.

She didn't have to wait long, a few minutes at most, before the gateway glowed brightly and a once again teenage Naruto and Saria appeared with the Master Sword speared into the ground between them.

Pulling the magical weapon free from the ground, Saria place it in the sheath that was now on her back once more while Naruto pulled out the Megaton Hammer and its harness from his pouch.

"Ah, being a kid again was nice," Naruto said with a grin as he gave the enchanted hammer a twirl before strapping it to his back with a grin. "But damn is it nice to be back to big.

"I'm happy to hear that you enjoyed yourself on your task," Impa said sarcastically as the pair snapped their attention towards her. "Did you manage to get the Lens of Truth or were you to busy having fun?"

"Yeah, yeah, relax would ya, we got the stupid magnifying glass." Naruto muttered while pulling out said item for the Sheikah chief to see. "You know, it would have been nice if you had warned us of the giant freaky monster guarding it."

Ignoring his comment as she snagged the magic relic from his grasp in the blink of an eye, Impa looked it over with a critical eye for several moments before nodding in approval and tucking it away… somewhere. "Good, let's get going." Without waiting for a response, the tall silver-haired woman walked off, leaving the two teens no option but to quickly follow after her.

"Um Miss Impa, we also found this in the well beside the Lens of Truth." Saria said while holding out the chakra chain scroll for the woman to see.

"Yeah, mind explaining why my name is on it?" Naruto demanded as Impa took the roll of paper, looking over both it and its contents briefly before giving it back.

"Your guess is as good as mine, the Lens was sealed away many years before my time." Impa stated, a slight frown forming on her lips as she glanced at Naruto curiously. "Have you attempted this spell yet?"

"Fi-chan said it was safe so yeah," Naruto said while holding up his hand as he gained a look of deep concentration. After a minute or so, a very tiny golden chain slowly emerged from the palm of his hand and stretched roughly an inch or so upwards before he let it disperse and wiped the sweat of his brow. "That's about all I can do with it right now though."

"Spells need time and practice to master, and no small amount of patience," The silver-haired woman said wisely before stopping suddenly. "We are here."

"Uhh, we're in a cemetery. Why are we in a cemetery?" Elia said with a raised brow as she looked around the numerous gravestones surrounding them.

"No-one bothers to poke their nose around here, too afraid that they'll invoke the wrath of those that have passed." Impa said as she walked to the back of the graveyard where a large sheer cliff sat and pulled out the Lens of Truth.

"Which would make it the perfect place to put something you wouldn't want people finding." Navi said, peaking out from Naruto's hairline. "Clever, but a little unnecessary isn't it? I thought you said that nobody could get without that magic eyeglass of yours."

"I would have to disagree since Ganondorf's followers still managed to locate the Temple, break in, and kill the Shadow Sage without anyone knowing." Impa pointed out dully while holding the lens up to her eye and looking the cliff over with it.

"…Touché," The blue fairy muttered before sinking back into Naruto's golden locks.

A somewhat awkward silence settled over them all after that as Impa continued to look over various sections of the cliffside with the odd magnifying glass. Finally, after several minutes of searching the woman apparently found what she was looking for as she stopped and pressed her hand in three random spots on the stone surface.

The stone before her seemingly dissolved away into dust, leaving a perfectly square cavern that held an ancient and rusted lift within. Nodding her head in satisfaction, Impa put the magic magnifying glass away and stepped inside…

*HMMMM* "Gah!"

…or at least she tried to.

The moment the silver-haired woman stepped into the elevator room, a translucent purple barrier sprung up with a loud hum and sent her flying back with a surprised shout. The raw force of the launch sent her straight past the two teens behind her and smashing through several tombstones before finally skidding to a stop on the other side of the graveyard.

"Impa-sensei!" "Miss Impa!" Naruto and Saria exclaimed as they rushed to the woman's side as the lift vanished from sight.

"Calm down you two, I am fine," Impa stated as she got back to her feet, dusting off the bits of stone clinging to her clothes. "But it would appear that getting into the temple will be a more difficult task than anticipated."

"No kidding, any idea what that was?" Naruto asked with a raised brow.

"A Bloodline Barrier, an extremely difficult but useful spell," Impa muttered with a deep frown. "Bongo-Bongo most likely set it up himself to prevent my clan from trying to take back the temple."

"So what, we're stuck out here?" Saria asked worriedly.

"No, she's stuck out here, we can go in and out as we please." Navi stated, drawing confused looks from Naruto and Saria until she explained further. "The Bloodline Barrier is named as such because it can be set to block out specific individuals and anyone of blood relation to them, in this case the Sheikah Clan."

"Damn, and here I was looking forwards to having a guide for the trap-filled, monster invested, overly complicated, pain-in-the-ass temple." Naruto muttered while Navi patted his head sympathetically.

"It is an inconvenience, but you have little choice in the matter. The only way to dispel that barrier is to destroy the one who cast it, and Bongo-Bongo can simply wait it out in there for as long as he pleases." Impa stated, a not-so-subtle aura of anger and irritation was wafting off her in waves despite her calm expression as she walked back up to the wall of stone.

"Yeah, yeah, let's just get this over with before my sanity gets back from vacation." Naruto said with a sigh, before blinking in confusion when Impa went to an entirely different section of the cliff with the Lens of Truth. "Uh, what are you doing?"

"In order to remain hidden, the entrance to the Shadow Temple's location changes randomly upon this cliffside every time it is used."

"Okay, I'm pretty sure her clan is responsible for the term overkill." Navi muttered to Naruto, getting the blonde to nod in agreement as they watched Impa reopen the entrance twenty feet to the left of its original position.

"Be warned, the traps within the temple are much more treacherous then the ones you encountered within the well, do not let your guard down for even a second." Impa said as Naruto and Saria stepped onto the lift, handing the Lens of Truth to the greenette when she passed. "And remember, do not speak to the ferryman or his words will lead you astray."

"Understood Miss Impa," Saria said with a nod, before stumbling slightly when Naruto pulled a lever on the wall that made the whole platform lurch before swiftly descending. "We won't fail you."

"For the sake of the world, I hope so." Impa muttered, watching the pair go down until the wall resealed itself.

-Three minutes later-

"This place is really deep." Naruto said, whistling lowly as they finally reached the bottom of the lift and left standing before a wide roughly hewn tunnel of granite. "We gotta be down what, a mile or so?"

"Yeah, and I don't like it one bit." Navi muttered with a shiver while Elia nodded nervously, both of them disliking the idea of being so deep underground due to their nature as fairies. Understanding the tiny girl's unease, Naruto reached up and gently rubbed her head, getting her to relax a little with a soft sigh.

Meanwhile, Saria was checking if the tunnel ahead had any concealed traps ahead with the Lens of Truth. "Fi, do you sense anything ahead?" She asked after not finding anything, just to be safe.

"I'm sorry Mistress, but there is too much latent magical energy in the air for me to get an accurate reading any further than three point six six feet in any direction."

'Naturally,' Saria thought irritably before shaking her head, "It's fine Fi, it isn't your fault."

Stuck without the sword spirit's help, the quartet cautiously ventured down the tunnel, Saria leading the way with the Lens of Truth. Thankfully, the tunnel turned out to be devoid of any traps, thus allowing them to pass through without issue.

It was when they reached the end of said tunnel that the real trouble started.

"Ooooh-kay… this place just officially went from slightly spooky to really freaking creepy." Navi muttered as they entered a large cavern with a large bird statue in the middle of a circle surrounded by skull topped spires.

On the far side of the room across a deep chasm sat a large stone statue similar to the one that spewed water in the well, only three times larger with its mouth wide open to show a gated tunnel leading ahead and a large stone tongue acting as a platform. Finally, on either side of the room, the walls were covered in identical large stone tablets with the engraving of a twisted face on them.

"Jumping straight into the annoying puzzles huh, ain't that a surprise." Naruto said sarcastically before looking towards his green-haired companion as she scanned the room with the Lens. "Any traps Saria-chan?"

"None from what I can tell, but two of those wall-tiles and all but one of the skulls on the pillars are fake, plus there's some weird glow coming from that chasm over there." Saria said with a frown as she lowered the magical relic.

"We'd better stay away from it just to be… or we could do that." The greenette cut herself off dully as Naruto grabbed a large rock off the ground and hurled it towards the crevice. Soaring through the air in a perfect arc, the chunk of earth barely made it half a foot over the edge of the cliff before suddenly plummeting straight down.

"Gravitational entrapment spell: makes anything that crosses into its area of affect fifty times heavier." Navi said upon seeing this.

"Definitely avoiding that then," Saria stated dully as they stepped into the room fully. "Alright, we've got an uncrossable chasm, two hidden tunnels leading in different directions, and several fake pillar tops… am I the only one drawing a complete blank here?"

"Unfortunately no, you are not," Navi muttered while Naruto and Elia shook their heads.

"I am unable to form an accurate deduction either without further information." Fi stated, a small amount of confusion leaking into her normally emotionless tone. "Perhaps we can find more clues within the hidden passageways."

"So randomly wandering around it is then." Naruto said with a shrug while following after Saria as they walked through the nearest fake wall…

…before all of them suddenly started choking as the air burned their lungs and eyes while horrific smells flooded their nostrils. Rushing back through the false wall, Naruto and Saria hunched over as they and their fairies vomited and gasped for air.

"Oh my… goddesses… what… the hell… was that?" Navi demanded weakly after she finally managed to get her heaving under control.

Appearing in a small flash of light, Fi floated over to the fake wall and stuck her now lightly glowing hand through it. "Analyzing… analysis complete, the air beyond this barrier contains dangerously high concentrations of carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, methane, thiols, nitrogen, argon, helium, neon, and carbon monoxide consistent with a combination of compressed volcanic gases and decaying organic matter."

"Wonderful… what about the other tunnel Fi-chan?" Naruto asked once he caught his breath, causing the sword spirit to float across the room and repeat her actions with the other hidden passage.

"It is the same, I estimate a ninety-eight percent likelihood that this was done intentionally as a form of safety measure to deter intruders. If that is true though, then there is a high chance that there is a way to either vent out the toxic substances or navigate through it safely."

"So a puzzle to deal a trap in order to get clues to a different puzzle? Not even here five minutes and this place is already as annoying as the water temple." Saria grumbled as she wiped her mouth clean with her sleeve.

"Agreed." Naruto, Navi, and Elia said at the same time. The next twenty minutes or so were spent scouring the room for any sign of a hidden switch, lever, or button that might clear the tunnels. They even had Fi venture out into the pathways, since she didn't need to breathe, but didn't find much as she could only be at most two hundred feet or so away from the Master Sword.

In the end though, they grouped back together after they didn't find anything but dust and some really old bones.

"Okay, either there is no way to get rid of the gasses or the way to do so is just too well hidden. Anyone got a plan B?" Navi asked while slumping onto Naruto's scalp in defeat.

"I do," Fisaid as she floated down to Naruto's side. "By reviewing the vast amount of mystical knowledge in my memory, I have come up with an enchantment that should theoretically filter out the toxic components within the air within your immediate area."

"But…" Saria drawled dully, since there is always a 'but'.

"The density of the gasses mean that I would have to maintain a significant energy output and concentration to maintain the spell properly." Fi stated with a frown. "Even at full charge, I would only be able to protect all of you for approximately fifty-two point three seconds before depleting my energy reserves before needing recharged."

"Not a lot of time to work with." Saria said while rubbing her chin in thought. "Couldn't Naruto just keep giving you the power you need, I mean he had enough to blow up half a lake-" "Wasn't my fault!" "-So surely he could help you keep the spell going."

"Normally you would be correct Mistress Saria, but this spell will require very careful calibration to work properly. I will not be able to focus on that and properly absorbing the abundant light energy with Master Naruto as usable energy simultaneously." The sword spirit stated while shaking her head.

"Drat," The greenette muttered, pacing back and forth for a few moments before snapping her fingers as another idea hit her. "Fi, what if you only had to use the spell on one of us? Would that increase the time you could keep it going?"

"…Yes, by about seventy-one seconds." Fi said after a slight pause.

"Perfect," Saria said with a smile before suddenly undoing the straps for the Master Sword's sheath, then handing it and the Lens of Truth to Naruto. "Here you go Naruto, have fun."

"Okay… can I please get an explanation here?" The whiskered blonde asked with confused tilt of his head.

"Basically, you get to run down the corridors of death in hopes of finding out how we proceed since you're the only one who can give Fi power she needs in case you run out of time." Navi stated as she floated off his head and settled onto Saria's next to Elia.

After mulling over her words for a moment, Naruto nodded in understanding and quickly swapped his hammer with the sword. "Makes sense I guess. You ready to go Fi-chan?"

"Energy reserves at highest safely manageable levels, casting air filtration enchantment." Fi said as a slight distortion of air rippled around the whiskered blonde. "Enchantment successful, ready to proceed."

"Alrighty then, wish us luck." Naruto said before going back through the illusionary wall, leaving the greenette and two fairies nothing to do but wait.

"…You two up for some go fish?" Saria asked while pulling out a deck of cards from her pouch.

-End Chapter-

-Omake: The Break Room Part Two-

"…Then Fi-chan stomped on the monster's head and squashed it like a bug." IOT (Interloper of Time) Naruto told TP (Twilight Princess) Naruto, who was nodding his head with an impressed look.

Both whiskered blonde were chilling out inside the mysterious relaxation room with their companions while the younger blonde recounted their annoying journey through the hidden chambers within Kakariko's well. Ruto was no longer with them as she was busy doing… whatever it was sages did in their temples.

-Water Temple-

Ruto was sitting on broken pillar with a bored expression on her face as she idly flipped through thee interior decoration section of a magazine called 'Antient Temple Monthly'. "Too cliché… too bland… too gaudy… too blue… too shiny… too dull… too drab… ugh, who came up with this shit?"

-And Back-

On the other hand, there were several new occupants to the room. Two Fi's were now floating in the back of the room, staring at the other with intense analytical gazes, a young princess looking girl named Agitha was snuggled against TP Naruto's side as she listened to IOT Naruto's story, and an old perverted man named Jiraiya was giggling in the corner as he wrote this down on a notebook so fast the paper was starting to smoke.

"Man, sounds like one heck of a fight, wish I could have seen it for myself." TP Naruto said with a grin.

"I'm more focused on the fact that thing was living in the village water supply along with all those corpses." Midna said, shivering a little at the thought before risning her mouth out with mouthwash. "That just can't be sanitary."

"That's what I said." Navi said with an overdramatic gag. "It's a miracle that no-one is sick from that crap."

While they were all chatting away, Saria was happily relaxing on a couch enjoying a large plate of nachos as she watched some sappy drama on the television. 'Ah, man it is nice to just sit back and relax like this. No monsters, no dungeons, just some friends hanging out and enjoying some good food.'

So into her relaxation, the greenette didn't even notice as a certain foxy woman slunk up beside her until an arm was draped over her shoulders, making her jump from the sudden unexpected contact.

"This is nice isn't it?" Utsukushi asked as she settled down into the seat next to Saria.

"Yeah, it is." The former forest child agreed slightly nervously, getting a weird vibe from the biju turned human.

It turned out to accurate as the literal foxy woman smirked widely and whispered into Saria's ear. "I know how it could be even better though." Utsukushi proceeded to then start give a very detailed description of what she had planned, causing the poor greenette's face to start glowing bright red barely five seconds into it.

By the time the fox woman was finished, Saria looked just like tomato with how red her face was mixed with her green hair.

"So what do you think? You game or not?" Utsukushi asked, her grin somehow getting even larger.

"…Uhgahglahga…"

"I'll take your incoherent muttering as a yes." The ten-tailed fox woman said while scooping the stuttering girl up and throwing her onto her shoulder. She then walked over to the Narutos and did the same thing to them before bolting into the bedroom that conveniently appeared on the other side of the room and locked the door.

…

Midna chuckled as she pulled out a stopwatch from… somewhere and read the time on it. "Thirty-one minutes and ten seconds. Pay up everyone." Midna said as her hair hand extended outwards, grinning widely as a grumbling Jiraiya, Agitha, Elia, and Navi dropped several rupees onto the large palm.

-End Omake, to be continued on Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Tremor230 style)-

AN: Sorry for the short chapter, I just don't have the time I used to to work on these anymore. Either way I do hope you all still enjoyed it. Thank you for reading and please review.