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(Halchow leads them through a set of paths in the cotton candy until they are all on a hill overlooking a beautiful group of cotton candy sticks.)
HALCHOW:
The middle of the forest of Cotton Candy. The heart of Elven sweetness on earth. Realm of the Celeborn the Cookie Monster and of Gummywornreil, Lady of Gummy candy.
(The Fellowship arrives in the cotton candy. They walk up a winding stairway up one the sticks, which is crafted from peanut brittle. They walk towards the grand court of Gummywormreil and Celeborn. Holding bags of gummy worms, the two descend to meet the Fellowship. Sticky touches his head reverently in greeting. The rest of the Fellowship stares in awe)
CELEBORN THE COOKIE MONSTER:
Me want cookie!
STICKY:
We have none, for we are almost out of supplies.
LASAGNALAS:
No, I have one chocolate chip cookie left.
GIMTEA:
I knew you were hiding something! A cookie! Why, you...
LASAGNALAS: (offers the cookie to Celeborn)
Would you like it?
CELEBORN THE COOKIE MONSTER: (takes the cookie)
Me eat cookie!
GUMMYWORMREIL:
Celeborn, you can have cookies anytime you want. We need to speak with them about their important mission.
CELEBORN THE COOKIE MONSTER:
Om nom nom nom.
GUMMYWORMREIL:
Celeborn!
CELEBORN THE COOKIE MONSTER:
Oh, right. The Enemy knows you have entered here. What hope you had of chewing candy in secret is now gone. Eight that are here yet nine there were set out from Rivendough. Tell me where is Gumdalf? For I much desire to chew his gum again. My shipments of gum no longer come from afar.
(Gummywormreil looks at Sticky, reading the answer in his eyes)
GUMMYWORMREIL:
Gumdalf the Candymaker did not pass the borders of this land. He has fallen into a dental office.
LASAGNALAS:
He was taken by both toothpaste and floss. A Cosmetic Dentist. For we went needlessly into Starbucks.
GUMMYWORMREIL:
Teeth cleaning was none of the candy Gumdalf made in life. We do not yet know his full purpose. (She turns her gaze to Gimtea) Do not let the great emptiness of Starbucks fill your brewer, Gimtea, son of GlowInTheDark. For the world has grown full of empty brewers. And in all lands candy is now mingled with toothpaste.
(Gummywormreil looks at Boroburger with a piercing gaze that he can't stand. He starts shaking and casts his eyes downwards)
CELEBORN THE COOKIE MONSTER:
What now becomes of this Fellowship? Without Gumdalf's candy, plaque is lost.
GUMMYWORMREIL:
The quest stands upon the edge of a dental pick. Eat but a little less candy and it will fail, to the teethcleaning of all. Yet hope remains while the Company can make candy.
(She looks at SodaSam and smiles. SodaSam continues to gaze at her)
GUMMYWORMRIEL:
Do not let your teeth be troubled. Go now and eat of our candy for your teeth are cleaner than they should be. Tonight you will chew in peace⦠(speaks to Frodo in his mind) Welcome Frodo of Candy Land. One who has seen the Head Dentist!
I sure hope I didn't scare anyone away by the face that Celeborn is a cookie monster. ;P Lol, I don't even know how I came up with that...
