It started to rain in the Unighted Kingdom , but it wasn't a usual rain . Near London there was a dark forest . In the middle of it was hidden a castle which was also sorrounded by a dark aura . It was none other than Zakira's castle ! Inside it you could see dragons and demons eat up human flesh evreywhere . Zakira's minion Xanagazu was bored , so she just chatted with the creatures , while Zakira's sister Yu wasn't reading her book anymore . The girl couldn't even read a page because of the boy who she met in the library back then , Oga .
" Oga-kun.... " Yu said while staring outside from the window . " Where are you now ? "
Meanwhile in Zakira's room , the evil blue man Zakira was sitting on his bed staring at the window thinking . Suddenly a tall man with a moustache came to him and said :
" Dimmu Borgir is out to kidnap Tarja , right , Zakira-sama ? "
" Yes , heh I bet you can't wait for her to be brought here right , Marcelo ? " Zakira said smiling and turned his head to the man .
" Zakira-sama , will you please grand me one wish ? " Marcelo asked and bowed .
" Yes ? "
" I want to go personally and help Dimmu Borgir bring Tarja here ! "
" Feh , this will be interesting , okay , Marcelo , you have my permission ! Go and don't fail me ! " Zakira said and teleported Marcelo .
Meanwhile at a theater from London , Kokujo and his team walked by and saw a poster with Tarja Turunen .
" Huh ? Who's that old lady ? " Jamira asked .
" SHUT UP YOU IDIOT ! " Kokujo said angry and hit the red haired boy Jamira in the head . " She's not old at all ! "
" Oh my , I can't believe it ! "
" What is it , Mr . Lordi ? " Awa asked .
" That's.......Tarja Turunen ! " Mr . Lordi said blushing .
" Hey , guys , the tickets are only 10 pounds , how about we buy them and enter as well ? " Malice asked and took out some money .
" Tsh , a little relaxing at the opera before going after Zakira won't hurt , go and buy them ! " the long haired boy Kokujo said to the girl .
In just 10 minutes they all got tickets and entered . Sadly they couldn't stay united in that big crowd , so Kokujo and Malice stood together in the front row , Jamira stood with Mimi somewhere upper , and the Lordi crew discuised themselves as humans and stood in a row which was a perfect angle to admire Tarja . There were only 5 minutes till Tarja had to show up on the stage and there were already problems with our heroes .
" If you dare to bite me while Tarja sings , you're as good as dead , snake boy ! " Mimi said to Jamira and showed her powerful fist .
" Gulp , o-okay mam ! " Jamira said sweating .
Meanwhile at the Lordi band which was disguised in humans .
" Aaah , can't wait to see Tarja concerting ! " Mr . Lordi said blushing .
" Hey , Kita , is it just me or Mr . Lordi is having a crush ? " Amen whispered to Kita .
" I think so , Amen , but if he has a crush then we can finally have something to laugh at ! " Kita whispered back to Amen .
" If you guys dare to chat a single thing about Mr . Lordi's crush , I'll teleport you in the darkest and scariest part of this universe , you got that ? " Awa said angry .
" Y-yes mam ! " the 2 monsters said scarred .
" Oh , boy , she surely pwnt you 2 ... " OX added .
Meanwhile at Kokujo and Malice . The two were waiting excited for Tarja to come on stage . Malice then put her hand slowly on Kokujo's hand . The boy didn't mind at all this fact and closed his eyes smiling . Malice admired him for a few seconds , because Kokujo didn't look so relaxed for months since he was after Zakira and the shards of the Proof .
" What are you looking at ? " Kokujo said as he opened his eyes .
" Oh nothing ! Malice said and turned her head blushing .
" Oh great , here we go again ! " Kokujo said and started blushing as well .
Suddenly the lights started to open and the courtain went up slowly . It meant only one thing , Tarja's show was about to begin .
In the backstage Tarja was already dressed up , but before she could enter the stage , she was talking on lots of phones .
" Okay , next week I'll call you back , okay ? " Tarja said and clsoed the phone . " Sigh , having so many friends can sometimes be hard ... Oh well , time for the concert ! "
The courtains went completely up as Tarja and her band entered on the stage . The public cheered them out loud and then the keyboards and drums started making an intro .
" I WALK ALOOOOONE , EVREY STEP I TAKE , I WALK ALOOOONE ! MY WINTER STOOOOORM , HOLDING ME AWAKE , IT'S NEVER GOOOOONE ,
WHEN I WALK ALONE ! "
Kokujo and Malice enjoyed the song , Jamira was like a snake in a spell , Mimi seemed to like Tarja as well , while Mr . Lordi was sitting there blushing extremely hard .
As the song finished the public applauded like hell and Tarja smiled to them . After that she took the microphone in her hands again and said :
" And now I shall perform a song which I used to sing when I was with Nightwish ! "
Then the piano started playing all alone when Tarja started singing calmly :
" Ever felt away with me ? Just once that all I need , entwined in finding you one day ! Ever felt away without me ? My love it lies so deep ! Ever dream of me.... "
Then the keyboards took orchestra notes and started playing outloud along with the drums and guitars and the public went whild .
" I can't beleive it , they're actaully playing it ! " Kokujo said .
" Why ? Is it your favorite or something ? " Malice asked while blushing .
" Well it's my favorite song from the old Nightwish and my all time favorite Nightwish song as well so um , yeah ... " Ko said and blushed a bit as well .
" Your beauty cascaded on me ... " Tarja sang and the keyboards made a fantasy atmosphere . " In this White Night Fantasy ! "
" DREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAM OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE ..... " the male vocalist yelled .
Then the guitar started playing and evreyone felt like they were in heaven . The beauty was more than amaising . Then all the instruments except for the orchestral keyboards stopped and Tarja sang again :
" Ever felt away with me ? Just once that all I need , Entwined in finding you one day ! "
Then the drums started playing as well .
" Ever felt away without me ? MY LOVE IT LIES SO DEEP ! "
Then Malice caught Kokujo's hand with her hand tight and Kokujo did the same with his other hand . Both were blushing hard .
" EVER DREAM OF MEEEEE !! " Tarja sang and then the male vocalist started singing with her . " EVER FELT AWAY WITH MEEEE ? JUST ONCE THAT ALL I NEEEED , ENTIWNED IN FINDING YOOOOU ONE DAAAAAY ! EVER FELT AWAY WITHOUT MEEEE ? MY LOVE IT LIES SO DEEEP EVER DREEEAAAAM OF MEEEEEE ? "
" DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAM OF MEEEEEEEEEEE ..... " The male vocalist yelled with all of his powers .
" EVER FELT AWAY WITH MEEEE ? " Tarja sang and then the male vocalist joined her again . " JUST ONCE THAT ALL I NEEEED , ENTWINED IN FINDING YOOOU ONE DAAAAY ! EVER FELT AWAY WITHOUT MEEEEE ? MY LOVE IT LIES SO DEEP EVER DREEEEEEEEAM OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!! "
As they stopped playing the public cheered and applauded like hell . Tarja was so happy for making another great concert and brinigng beauty in more human souls . The concert continued with songs such as : " Die Alive " , " Beauty of the Beast " , " Minor Heaven " , " Nemo" , " Boy and the Ghost " and "Poison" . The crowd was getting whilder and whilder . Next song was " Bless the Child " and Tarja started singing it with a divine voice . If her band wouldn't be on the stage , you would've thought that you're in a church . Her singing was so beautyful that evreyone felt their hearts warm no matter of what horrible stuff they've experienced in their past . The instruments then started playing .
" WHY AM I LOOOVED ONLY WHEN I'M GOOOONE ? GONE BACK IN TIME TO BLESS THE CHILD ! THINK OF MEEEEEE LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE A MEMORYYYYY COME BLESS THE CHILD ONE MORE TIME !!! " Tarja sang .
Then the keyboards started playing orchestra notes and Tarja holded a note up .
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALONE IN MY LIFE , AS I DRANK FROM THE CUP WHICH WAS COUNTING MY TIME , THERE'S A POISON DROP IN THIS CUP OF MAN , TO DRINK IT IS TO FOLLOW THE LEFT HAND PAAAAAAAAAAAATH ... " Tarja sang with her beautyful voice and tears of happyness appeared in a few of the people from the public .
" She's an angel ! " Malice whispered to Kokujo .
" She's more than that ! " Kokujo whispered back .
Meanwhile in the backstage the demon band Dimmu Borgir was watching amaised how Tarja was singing with her beautyful voice .
" She's amaising ! " Shagrath said . " That must be her , come on , boys , lets take her ! "
" Wait a minute , guys ! " a voice said from the darkness .
The demons turned their backs and saw a buisness man with moustache walking to them .
" Who the hell are you ? " Shagrath asked .
" My name is Marcelo Cabuli and I'm Tarja's ex-husband ! " he said .
" Heh , and I suppose you're here to see your wife , huh ? "
" No , you idiot , Zakira-sama sent me to help you dolts kidnap her ! "
" W-what , you're serving Zakira-sama ? " Shagrath asked sweating .
" Don't ask ... anyway , how are you dolts planning to kidnap her ? "
" Watch and learn ! " Shagrath said and his band entered on stage .
As Tarja and her band were playing their and Nightwish's songs , Dimmu Borgir appeared on the stage . They were demons which looked like humans with pale skin and awful facial makeup and tatoos . The members of Dimmu Borgir slaughtered fast all of Tarja's band members in front of the shocked crowd . After that Shagrath caught Tarja in his hands tight .
" AAAH LET GO OF ME YOU FREAK !!!! " Tarja screamed and tried to get free .
" Heh , you're all ours now , Tarja ! " Shagrath said grinning and tied her up . " As for you , people , don't you guys think that you've lost your money , we'll concert instead of Tarja now ! "
Then the Dimmu Borgir band members went to the instruments . One of them started playing a calm piano solo piano solo which gave you the feeling that even though it was light , the storm was about to come . The solo lasted one minute and a half and afterwards the loud guitars and drums started playing . The keyboards also sang some dark orchestral notes . After that the instruments calmed down and the orchestral keyboards started 'creating' the atmosphere for the song . Then Shagrath made an awful scream which made your spine shiver and your heart jump in your neck .
" EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!! " Shagrath screamed with all of his powers and scarred evreyone .
Then the guitars started playing some enjoyable notes until Shagrath made an evil laugh and the orchestral keyboards made a 'psycho' type of music . Afterwards the guitars made a short riff and the keyboards started playing the 'chorus of the song' . after that Shagrath started 'singing' and screaming a song in norwayan . The crowd tried to cover their ears as much as they could but his voice was too powerful . In the end the orchestral keyboards played some really low and dark notes which could scare anyone . Finally after 6 minutes of horror the song was over .
" DO YOU WANT SOME MOOOOOOORE ?! " Shagrath screamed in the microphone
" NO ! GET THE F**K OFF THE STAGE AND LEAVE TARJA ALONE !!! " the crowd yelled .
" Tsh , these guys just can't recognise real music ! " Shagrath said angry .
Suddenly the Lordi band got up and turned themselves back into monsters .
" Shagrath ! We meet again ! " Mr . Lordi said .
" Mr . Lordi ! I wasn't expecting a pussy like you here ! " Shagrath laughed and spit .
" You'll regret messing with Tarja ! " Mr . Lordi said and snapped his fingers .
In the next moment the Lordi crew took out their instruments and Awa started playing an organ solo .
" Oh , you're not gonna defeat us with that song again ! " Shagrath said grinning .
" HARD ... ROCK .... HALLELUJAH ! HARD ... ROCK .... HALLELUJAAAAAAH !!! " Mr . Lordi , Kita and Awa sang with their powerful voices .
The song made Dimmu Borgir lose their demonic powers and the made a few steps back scarred . Then Lordi reached the chorus of the song :
" ROCK'N'ROLL ANGELS BRING THAN HARD ROCK HALLELLUJAH !!! " all three Mr . Lordi , Awa and Kita sang .
" DEMONS AND ANGELS ALL IN ONE HAVE ARRIVED !! " Mr . Lordi sang .
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!! " Awa sang in high notes .
" ROCK'N'ROLL ANGELS BRING THAN HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH !!!! " all three sang again with even more power .
" IN GOD'S CREATION SUPERNATURAL HIGH !! " Mr . Lordi sang .
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!! " Awa sang in even higer notes to support Mr . Lordi .
The Dimmu Borgir band fell on their knees in front of the great might of Lordi . Mr . Lordi then walked to Shagrath and said :
" Now let Tarja go OR ELSE ! "
" Feh , NEVER ! " Shagrath said . " NOW BOYS ! "
Then the band took out their instruments . In the next moment a lightning stroke and separated the Lordi band from Dimmu Borgir . After that Dimmu Borgir started playing their guitars with all their powers . The Lordi band got scarred and made a few steps back . Afterwards Shagrath started to scream while the orchestral keyboards played some epic notes .
" BEHOLD THE POWER OF OUR STORMBLAST !!! " Shagrath screamed to them .
Shagrath then started 'singing' in norwayan while the keyboards played even more beautyful epic notes . He then screamed haaard as the other instruments played and the song's demonic power not only hurt Mr . Lordi and the others but also blew them away . Then another member of the band sang with a normal voice in norwayan , but not for long cos Shagrath kept 'singing' along with the beautyful keyboards and blasted theLordi band even harder .
" And now time for the STORMBLAAAAAAAAST !!!! " Shagrath screamed .
Then lots of clouds were gathered above the theather and then a lightning stroke on Shagreath and gave him more powers . After one more scream the orchestral keyboards played normally while Shagrath sent lots of lightnings on all the Lordi band members .
" TONIGHT I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS AS TROPHY HAHAAAAAAA !!! " Shagrath laughed .
Then other member from Dimmu Borgir started singing with his soft voice . Then the band members just made a weak instrumentation for like 2-3 minutes and ended .
Evreyone was amaised . The Lordi band was defeated . Before anyone could say anything , evreyone heared some hand claps . When Dimmu Borgir turned back they saw Marcelo Cabuli applauding them .
" Well done , boys , you defeated those Lordi losers ! " Marcelo said and made a few steps towards Tarja .
" Marcelo ! I should've known that you're behind all this ! " Tarja said angry .
" Actually I'm not behind all this ! I'm just a pawn on the chess board and I've come back to take what was mine ! " Marcelo said and took Tarja in his arms .
" LET GO OF ME !!!! " Tarja screamed .
Meanwhile in the audience Kokujo was staring angry at evreything which happened .
" I can't just stand here and watch how those Dimmu Burger bastards pwn my favorite band of all time Lordi and kidnap Tarja , I must do something ! " Kokujo said .
" No , Kokujo , these guys have bigger supernatural powers than you , you'll be easily defeated ! " Malice said .
" But what will happen to Tarja if I don't enterfeer ? "
Suddenly Mimi got up from her seat and ran to Kokujo and Malice's seats .
" Kokujo is right , we have to do something ! " Mimi said .
" Mimi ? But where's Jamira ? " Malice asked .
" That snake loser got scarred of Shagrath's first scream and fainted ... "
" Okay , so we can't count on Jamira ! Tsh , I'll take care of them ! " Kokujo said and took out his scythe .
Just then the Lordi band got up . Even though they were hurt they still had some power .
" Oh , so you guys still want more stormblasts am I right ? " Shagrath asked .
" Guys , it's now or never ! If this song won't beat them then we're doomed ! " Mr . Lordi whispered to his band .
Then Lordi took out their instruments and then Awa started playing an awsome keyboard solo . Dimmu Borgir made a few steps back scarred .
" W-what's this ? " Shagrath asked .
Mr . Lordi sang a bit along with the instruments and then the chorus came .
" THE MAD BUTCHER GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT , AND LONELINESS IT MAKES NIGHT ENDLESS ! THE FARM BATHES IN THE THUMPING MOONLIGHT , IT INCUBATES MY GRIEF AND MADNESS AND SOOOOMETIMES I END UP WITH A DEADACHE !!!! " Mr . Lordi and Kita sang and Awa's keyboard accompained them . " I END UP WITH A DEADACHE !!!! "
Dimmu Borgir got massively pwnt by the awsomeness of Lordi so they made a few steps back and tried to hide the fact that they were all hurt . Then the instruments calmed down a bit and Mr . Lordi sang with asad voice :
" In November I lost my family... "
" Aaaaw.... " the audience said .
" They took away all my friends and blamed INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!! "
Then Amen made an uber kickass guitar solo and flames started getting out from his guitar . He casted those flames on Dimmu Borgir and the demons started screaming like hell because of the pain .
" AND SOMETIMES ! SOMETIMES !! " Mr . Lordi yelled .
" Uh oh , I think we're in trouble ... " Shagrath said .
" THE MAD BUTCHER GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT AND LONELINESS , IT MAKES NIGHTS ENDLESS ! " both Mr . Lordi and Kita sang with all of their powers . " THE FARM BATHES IN THE THUMPING MOONLIGHT , IT INCUBATES ... MY GRIEF AND MADNESS AND SOOOOOOOMETIMES I END UP WTIH A DEADACHE !!! " then Awa's solo started helping them . " I END UP WITH A DEADACHE !! I END UP WITH A DEADACHE !!! I END UP WITH A DEADACHE !! DEADACHE !! DEADACHE !!!! "
Dimmu Borgir got blasted away by Lordi and their Stormblast was a little child compaired to Lordi's Deadache .
" You won this battle , but we'll win the war !! " Shagrath yelled and suddenly Dimmu Borgir dissapeared .
" Finally , it's over ! " OX said .
" Marcelo ! " Mr . Lordi shouted . " We won now let go of Tarja ! "
" Muhahaha ! Dream on , Mr . Lordi , Tarja is mine and with her power Zakira-sama will rule the world ! " Marcello laughed and ran away with Tarja .
Kokujo and Mimi then jumped on the stage while Malice ran to wake Jamira up .
" Don't just stand there , lets go get him ! " Kokujo said to Mr . Lordi and ran after Marcello .
" He's right , we can't let them get away ! " Mr . Lordi said .
Marcello ran and ran with Tarja in his arms and when he finally found the exit of the theater , a long haired boy wearing black clothes and a red T shirt and which was weilding a scythe jumped in front of him .
" And who the hell are you ? " Marcelo asked .
" I'm your worst nightmare ! My name is Kokujo Kyoshiro ! "
" Oh , you're Zakira-sama's sworn enemy , I've heared lots about you , kid ! "
" Then you know what will happen to you if you won't let go of Tarja ! " Kokujo said and pointed his scythe to Marcelo .
Marcello got a bit scarred and turned back , wanting to run but then he saw the Lordi band , Malice , Mimi and Jamira .
" Give up , Marcelo , you're sorrounded ! " Mr . Lordi said .
" Never ! You dolts don't know a thing ! "
Then Marcelo got sorrounded by a strange black smoke .
" Oh no , it's the same black smoke Zakira uses when he wants to escape ! " Mimi yelled
" I won't let you get away ! " Kokujo yelled and tried to attack him with his scythe .
Marcelo then put Tarja in front of him as a shield .
" Try to cut me with your scythe and Tarja dies too ! "
" Grr ... you bastard ! "
" So long , Kokujo Kyoshiro and Lordi ! " Marcelo said and dissapeared with Tarja .
Evreyone was shocked . Tarja Turunen was kidnapped and was now in Zakira's hands . Mr . Lordi was the one which was suffering the most , but he didn't want to show it .
" So what should we do now ? " Malice asked Kokujo .
" Jamira , can your magic unitard take us to Zakira's castle ? " Kokujo asked Jamira .
" I can try , but don't tell me that we're actually ... "
" Yes , we're going to face Zakira and bring back Tarja with all price ! "